C++, Na'vi style

[Irtaviš Ačankif]

#include <iostream>
#include <stdio.h>

Spoiler:    

#define hlpx int
#define sar using
#define tstxotseng namespace
#define wrrpa cout
#define lvi char
#define pamrel string
#define txo if
#define tkfyw else
#define tengkrr while
#define fpi for
#define tng return
#define kn goto
#define srake bool
#define srane true
#define kehe false
#define plltxe printf

sar tstxotseng std;

hlpx fiponatsiSkxawng(hlpx i)
{
   txo(i < 2)
   {
      tng i;
   }
   tkfyw
   {
      //plltxe("holpxay lu ");plltxe("fiponatsi ta %d", i-1);plltxe(" sì ");plltxe("fiponatsi ta %d", i-2);plltxe("\n");
      tng(fiponatsiSkxawng(i-1) + fiponatsiSkxawng(i-2));
   }
}

hlpx fiponatsiKanu(hlpx z)
{
   hlpx i = 0;
   hlpx tor = 1;
   hlpx trhy = 1;
   hlpx r = 1;
   tengkrr(i < z - 2)
   {
      r = tor + trhy;
      //plltxe("holpxay lu ");plltxe("%d", tor);plltxe(" sì ");plltxe("%d", trhy);plltxe("\n");
      trhy = tor;
      tor = r;
      i++;
   }
   tng r;
}

hlpx main(hlpx argc, lvi *argv[])
{
   srake skxawng;
   pamrel d;
   wrrpa << "Srake sivar fya'o leskxawng? ";
   cin >> d;
   txo(d=="srane") skxawng = srane;
   tkfyw skxawng = kehe;
   sng:
   wrrpa << "Pamrel sivi ngeyä holpxayur: ";
   hlpx t;
   cin >> t;
   txo(t>46) kn sng;
   txo(skxawng) wrrpa << fiponatsiSkxawng(t) << endl;
   tkfyw wrrpa << fiponatsiKanu(t) << endl;
   kn sng;
   tng 0;
}

Si-nì'ul-nì'ul oeru lu sunu nìtxan! 

[Sìkat]

HRH! As a programmer, I definitely like this

And yes, I built & ran it

Spoiler

(501)comstosf@catslair[/home/comstosf]>g++ -o navi navi.c
(502)comstosf@catslair[/home/comstosf]>./navi
Srake sivar fya'o leskxawng? kehe
Pamrel sivi ngeyä holpxayur: 1
1
Pamrel sivi ngeyä holpxayur: 2
1
Pamrel sivi ngeyä holpxayur: 3
2
Pamrel sivi ngeyä holpxayur: 4
3
Pamrel sivi ngeyä holpxayur: 5
5
Pamrel sivi ngeyä holpxayur: 6
8
Pamrel sivi ngeyä holpxayur: 7
13
(edited 5apr12: copied the wrong command from the shell history)

[Irtaviš Ačankif]

C# though doesn't have a preprocessor which can do useful things like this 

[Tsmuktengan]

This rather looks more like C than C++ (except some parts of the syntax).... but looks nice... except I don't get anything. 

[Irtaviš Ačankif]

It is compilable by gcc as cpp, not c. Try it!

[Tsmuktengan]

It is compilable by gcc as cpp, not c. Try it!

I know, but this is an iterative paradigm, used in C, while C++ is object orientated and therefore usually has a different programing style. And stdio.h is a C header, not a C++ library. But all that's not important. 

[Irtaviš Ačankif]

Haha that is exactly the way I usually write C++. Perhaps you can call it "C+" . Anyway, IOSTREAM is also included, showing that it is C++.

Except when I need to manage complex GUI applications I usually don't go through the hassle of defining objects and using OO programming. Even in C#, which is arguably even more object-oriented than C++ (there is no such thing as pointers!), out of GUI programs or programs requiring fancy threading/timing things I stay away from objects. They are hard to debug compared to simple loops 

[`Eylan Ayfalulukanä]

I laughed 'till I hurt! It was the best 'humor' I have had in days!

Wherever did you come up with a prerpocessor (or whatever) that changes the commands into Na'vi?

[Sìkat]

It's an inherent part of the language.

[Human No More]

I was thinking about something like this a while ago... it's easy enough to do in C and related languages compared to most since you don't actually need to change anything within the compiler.

Nice though