Spxam

[Eyawng te Klltepayu]

Blessings from Jesus be to you, wise and mighty sky-people.

I am Olo'eyktan of the Naytsìria clan. As you know, after some initial unfortunate hostilities the Naytsìria have become more enthusiastic about your presence here than any other Na'vi people, and I myself am now a devout Christian. I work tirelessly to spread the word of our Lord Jesus Christ. It is an unparalleled pleasure to be speaking to such intelligent and respectful people such as yourselves. We Na'vi people talk of being able to see a person spiritually. After some careful study, I believe I can see you spiritually! It was for this reason that I ended the conflict between us. I have learned much from your many fine activities here on this world and can now think and act in much the same way as a skyperson does, a fact of which you will soon become acutely aware.

Allow me to explain my position. Upon becoming Olo'eyktan I acquired control of a huge area of land to the north. I am seeking to give to you this huge land. I have been assured by God that the ground there is rich in the mineral you seek, and you will experience no violence from any of the clans upon relocation.

All I ask from you in return are two very small favours: Firstly, that before leaving you return your current location, "Hell's Gate" and the neighbouring  "mines" to a cleaner state. This is a minor issue but it must be completed in order for my tribal peers to agree to the deal.

Secondly, I request that you transfer all of the warrior skypeople to a base in this new land, one immediately adjacent the mountain we refer to as 'fierydeathfromabove'. Do not be alarmed at this old title! I assure you that it is purely historical and ceremonial and it is mere coincidence that there are no Na'vi people living less than five days walking distance from the mountain.

Jesus be with you.

Your faithful servant,  Olo'eyktan of the Naytsìria clan.