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But the cake is a FREAKING LIE!!
« on: March 17, 2010, 02:25:57 pm »
So anybody here play Portal? I'm so looking forward to the sequel it's not even funny. It's gonna be a full length game with coop!!

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Re: But the cake is a FREAKING LIE!!
« Reply #1 on: March 17, 2010, 03:02:29 pm »
*looks very confused*
what cake?
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Re: But the cake is a FREAKING LIE!!
« Reply #2 on: March 17, 2010, 03:06:57 pm »
 Cake recipe

The recipe for the cake GLaDOS promises Chell has both safe, non-toxic ingredients and strange, dangerous additives. The player can find it written on many of the screens around the office areas, however it is interspersed with random numbers and letters, making it difficult to read. An easier way is to listen to the blue "crazy core" that drops from GLaDOS in the final battle
Safe ingredients

    * Four large eggs.
    * One cup semi-sweet chocolate chips
    * Nine large egg yolks
    * One 18.25-ounce package chocolate cake mix
    * One and two third (1 2/3) cups granulated sugar
    * One can prepared coconut pecan frosting
    * One cup granulated sugar
    * One cup lemon juice
    * One tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb
    * One teaspoon grated orange rhubarb
    * Pull and peel licorice
    * Three slash four (3/4) cup vegetable oil
    * Three slash four (3/4) cups butter or margarine
    * Two cups all-purpose flour
    * Two cups rhubarb, sliced
    * Two slash three cups (2/3) granulated rhubarb
    * Two tablespoons rhubarb juice
    * Three tablespoons rhubarb, on fire

Uncertain ingredients

    * Alpha resins (curic acid)
    * An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands'
    * Proven preservatives
    * Deep penetration agents
    * Volatile malted milk impoundments
    * One cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb (corrupted entry.)
    * Twelve medium geosynthetic membranes
    * Unsaturated polyester resin
    * One large rhubarb (rhubarb leaves are poisonous and roots will cause uncontrollable diarrhea; only rhubarb stalk is suitable for sweets)

Garnishes

    * Fiberglass surface resins
    * Fish shaped candies
    * Fish shaped crackers
    * Fish shaped dirt
    * Fish shaped ethyl benzene (an intermediate in the production of styrene, which in turn is used for making polystyrene)
    * Fish shaped volatile organic compounds
    * Sediment shaped sediment
    * Fish shaped solid waste
    * Candy coated peanut butter pieces - shaped like fish

Dangerous ingredients

    * Adjustable aluminum head positioner
    * Cordless electric needle injector
    * Cranial caps
    * Injector needle driver
    * Injector needle gun
    * Slaughter electric needle injector
    * Gas and odor control chemicals that will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue


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Re: But the cake is a FREAKING LIE!!
« Reply #3 on: March 17, 2010, 03:07:42 pm »
i love teh song at the end of portal it makes me lol





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Re: But the cake is a FREAKING LIE!!
« Reply #4 on: March 17, 2010, 03:09:49 pm »
I've got it in my playlist!!

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Re: But the cake is a FREAKING LIE!!
« Reply #5 on: March 17, 2010, 03:13:45 pm »
i still watch it on youtube really loud for lols





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