Nobody gets avatar jokes!

Started by Sezetirea216, November 05, 2011, 02:10:24 PM

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Sezetirea216

I was at this party and had just gotten a blue feather in my hair (in honor of the na'vi) and my friend who supposedly loves avatar complemented me on it. She was like (wow nicole blue is a very nice color on you, you should wear it more often" and the entire time im smiling with a "dont u get the joke" smile and Im like "why thank you, I like to think so" and she keeps saying stuff that practically ANYONE of you guys would laugh because its related to avatar. So finally she asks why im smiling and i explained the joke and she didnt laugh...
Oe mäkxu ma nikre ne'ìm ulte kulat

Seze Mune

Quote from: Sezetirea216 on November 05, 2011, 02:10:24 PM
I was at this party and had just gotten a blue feather in my hair (in honor of the na'vi) and my friend who supposedly loves avatar complemented me on it. She was like (wow nicole blue is a very nice color on you, you should wear it more often" and the entire time im smiling with a "dont u get the joke" smile and Im like "why thank you, I like to think so" and she keeps saying stuff that practically ANYONE of you guys would laugh because its related to avatar. So finally she asks why im smiling and i explained the joke and she didnt laugh...

Perhaps to grok a Na'vi joke, one has to have an exceptionally nuanced sense of humor?  ;)

Sezetirea216

I hope nuanced means distinguished
Oe mäkxu ma nikre ne'ìm ulte kulat

Seze Mune


Sezetirea216

Oe mäkxu ma nikre ne'ìm ulte kulat

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It's a bit hard to guess "Na'vi" just from the colour blue without any context...
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Sezetirea216

Well yeah, I guess so, but I like to think my friends have grasped just how in love with this movie I am  ;D
Oe mäkxu ma nikre ne'ìm ulte kulat

Txonä Unil Stä'nìyu Rolyusì

I now have an inside joke with a couple friends on my campus about bushing hair LOL. We were talking one night at dinner abut my Avatar fandom and the conversation got to the 'don't play with that, you'll go blind' scene and I explained how the queue is NOT how they have sex, it's just a neural connection that takes them to a higher sense of pleasure and one of my friends asked, 'So would it be considered jacking off if they brush their hair?' Ohhh I lol'd so hard! The rest of the night (and the rest of the semester) was (and will be) filled with 'brushing your hair' jokes. Lawlz! And the people I was talking with aren't even in the community, they're just friends I have here at school!

-Txonä Rolyu




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archaic

I'll never look at a hairbrush the same way again.
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Quote from: Txonä Te Unil Stä'nìyu Rolyusì on November 29, 2011, 03:02:00 PM
I now have an inside joke with a couple friends on my campus about bushing hair LOL. We were talking one night at dinner abut my Avatar fandom and the conversation got to the 'don't play with that, you'll go blind' scene and I explained how the queue is NOT how they have sex, it's just a neural connection that takes them to a higher sense of pleasure and one of my friends asked, 'So would it be considered jacking off if they brush their hair?' Ohhh I lol'd so hard! The rest of the night (and the rest of the semester) was (and will be) filled with 'brushing your hair' jokes. Lawlz! And the people I was talking with aren't even in the community, they're just friends I have here at school!

-Txonä Rolyu
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Sezetirea216

OMFE I laughed soooo hard that I fell of my bed and continued to bray like a donkey for like five minutes
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Quote from: Txonä Te Unil Stä'nìyu Rolyusì on November 29, 2011, 03:02:00 PM
I now have an inside joke with a couple friends on my campus about bushing hair LOL. We were talking one night at dinner abut my Avatar fandom and the conversation got to the 'don't play with that, you'll go blind' scene and I explained how the queue is NOT how they have sex, it's just a neural connection that takes them to a higher sense of pleasure and one of my friends asked, 'So would it be considered jacking off if they brush their hair?' Ohhh I lol'd so hard! The rest of the night (and the rest of the semester) was (and will be) filled with 'brushing your hair' jokes. Lawlz! And the people I was talking with aren't even in the community, they're just friends I have here at school!

-Txonä Rolyu

"If you brush it too long, you're just playing with it."

New Na'vi proverbial phrase?

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Sezetirea216

Oe mäkxu ma nikre ne'ìm ulte kulat

Txonä Unil Stä'nìyu Rolyusì

Quote from: Toruk Makto on November 30, 2011, 07:35:57 AM
Quote from: Txonä Te Unil Stä'nìyu Rolyusì on November 29, 2011, 03:02:00 PM
I now have an inside joke with a couple friends on my campus about bushing hair LOL. We were talking one night at dinner abut my Avatar fandom and the conversation got to the 'don't play with that, you'll go blind' scene and I explained how the queue is NOT how they have sex, it's just a neural connection that takes them to a higher sense of pleasure and one of my friends asked, 'So would it be considered jacking off if they brush their hair?' Ohhh I lol'd so hard! The rest of the night (and the rest of the semester) was (and will be) filled with 'brushing your hair' jokes. Lawlz! And the people I was talking with aren't even in the community, they're just friends I have here at school!

-Txonä Rolyu

"If you brush it too long, you're just playing with it."

New Na'vi proverbial phrase?

ta Markì

HAAAHAHAHA!!!! I love that!  ;D ;D ;D

-Txonä Rolyu




AvatarMeet was fantastic. Thanks to all who attended :D

Avatar Nation Karyu :D

Na'vi Kintrrä #70° :D

Keyeyluke ke tsun livu kea tìnusume

Oeri Uniltìrantokxìl txe'lanit nì'aw takeiuk nì'ul txa' fralo

Fpìl na Na'vi. Plltxe na Na'vi. Tìran na Na'vi. Kame na Na'vi

Tsmuktengan

Quote from: archaic on November 29, 2011, 04:52:06 PM
I'll never look at a hairbrush the same way again.

I thought exactly the same.  ;D


Sezetirea216

Lol Seze mune I finally found out what nuanced meant and you r correct, I don't gave a tendacty to just state jokes outright, and I forget that my friends r not aware of how deep my love for avatar runs :) like liquid honey y in my veins
Oe mäkxu ma nikre ne'ìm ulte kulat

xelloss

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Quote from: archaic on November 29, 2011, 04:52:06 PM
I'll never look at a hairbrush the same way again.
I do not comb over  :o



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Quote from: Txonä Te Unil Stä'nìyu Rolyusì on December 01, 2011, 02:11:35 AM
Quote from: Toruk Makto on November 30, 2011, 07:35:57 AM
Quote from: Txonä Te Unil Stä'nìyu Rolyusì on November 29, 2011, 03:02:00 PM
I now have an inside joke with a couple friends on my campus about bushing hair LOL. We were talking one night at dinner abut my Avatar fandom and the conversation got to the 'don't play with that, you'll go blind' scene and I explained how the queue is NOT how they have sex, it's just a neural connection that takes them to a higher sense of pleasure and one of my friends asked, 'So would it be considered jacking off if they brush their hair?' Ohhh I lol'd so hard! The rest of the night (and the rest of the semester) was (and will be) filled with 'brushing your hair' jokes. Lawlz! And the people I was talking with aren't even in the community, they're just friends I have here at school!

-Txonä Rolyu

"If you brush it too long, you're just playing with it."

New Na'vi proverbial phrase?

ta Markì

HAAAHAHAHA!!!! I love that!  ;D ;D ;D

-Txonä Rolyu

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LOVE the jokes, ma eylan!

We throw "blue moon" jokes around here.  You know how (in the States at least) saying "once in a blue moon" is supposed to mean something which happens very rarely?  Daughter (who's 10), said something to the effect that Pandora doesn't have that problem, there are lots of blue moons there.  "Moon" (again, in the States, not sure about elsewhere) is another word for "txìm".

Which reminds me of another joke:

Tawtute introducing a friend to a group of Na'vi: This is my friend, Tim.
Group of Na'vi:  Bwaaa-haaah-haaaa-haaa!  FOLROG  (Falling Off Log, Rolling On Ground)

I think, for that very reason, there should be a character called "Tim" in the next film.   ;D