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Started by Nìwotxkrr Tìyawn, June 17, 2010, 03:27:52 PM

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To small, not enough meat, not worth picking their bones out of my teeth, just have to negotiate with them instead.
Pasha, an Avatar story, my most recent fanfic, Avatar related, now complete.

The Dragon Affair my last fanfic, non Avatar related.

Nìwopxsiyu

And how am I supposed to hit THAT with an arrow??  ???
The purpose of life is a life of a purpose.

Ean Hufwetulyu

Eywa Ngahu Smukan si Smuke.

Lolet

We could step on them.

Niwantaw

I suggest napalm...
Only mostly AWOL.

Ean Hufwetulyu

so roasty toasty smurfy BBQ
Break out the honey yerik bbq sauce.  ;D  ;D  ;D
Eywa Ngahu Smukan si Smuke.

Lolet

Ean, you are making me hungry!

I call the fat one with the beard!

bommel

A bratwurst isn't enough?

Ean Hufwetulyu

i call the ones with the glasses for eltu food and muscle one for protein
Eywa Ngahu Smukan si Smuke.

Lolet

Well, I want his eyes for jujubes! I guess I could share a little...

Ean Hufwetulyu

ok it would make a fine necklace
Eywa Ngahu Smukan si Smuke.

Lolet

I would be the toast of the town (Omaticaya  :P)!

Ean Hufwetulyu

Eywa Ngahu Smukan si Smuke.

Lolet

"Dude, who'se that chick totally rockin' the eyeball necklace?"
"Oh, that's ONLY Lolet Maticay!"
"I want her number."

Ean Hufwetulyu

so she not taken, nice
"Hey show off you fine Na'vi beauty work that necklace"
"Tsmuke i can get you tree address"
Eywa Ngahu Smukan si Smuke.

Lolet

"Hey boys, hands off! You don't wat to mess with my man!"

Ean Hufwetulyu

"Ok let us do battle"
"we want to get with to mightest smurf taronyu"
Eywa Ngahu Smukan si Smuke.

Lolet

"What are you saying, Lolet? These boys are flirting with you? Well, I will rip out their throats!"
"That is terribly violent of you, Rakan."
"Remember the tawtute?"
"Oh, yes. Poor skxawng."

Ean Hufwetulyu

"how shall we battle for the taronyu of smurfs"
"Oe say a contest of smurf hunting''
"No a duel contest for the beauty of tsmuke's heart"
"No let her decide"
Eywa Ngahu Smukan si Smuke.

Lolet

"A duel, I say! And the winner gets a kiss from the mightiest smurf taronyu!"