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Clint Eastwood and Chuck Norris

WARNING!!! THIS THREAD MAY CAUSE THE LN SITE CRASH DUE TO THE AMOUNT OF AWSOMENESS CONTAINED IN A SINGLE THREAD


One time, a deadly cobra bit Clint Eastwood. After several hours of agonizing pain... the cobra died!
Chuck Norris doesn't turn on lights, he turns the dark off



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Teylar Ta Palulukankelku

#1
Is this a thread for posting lame jokes about Clint and Chuck  ???? If so, i'm definitely in  ;D!

Ok, here goes (came up with these myself):

Dirty Harry was simply known as ``Harry´´ up until the day he lended his towel to Chuck Norris and then used it himself.

One day, Chuck Norris died and, him being the murdering madman that he was, he went to Hell. The next day the Devil asked God for asylum...

Hmm... I guess those were a little iffy but, hey; At least i tried  :-\.
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Emtokay

Yep keep them coming and I had forgot that I made this thread.

Jesus could walk on water, but Clint Eastwood can swim on land.
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Yeah, i was doing a bit of looking around on this forum for interesting threads (IMO it's much better to revive old, inactive threads than creating a new thread on the same topic.) and i decided to revive some of them, including this one.

Chuck Norris doesn't put on his clothes, the clothes envelop Chuck Norris. (self-made)

When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris. (found on the internet)
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I can't deny it: I'm a smiley addict ;D.

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#4
Alright; Some more Chuck Norris jokes (The following are self-made BTW.):

Chuck Norris doesn't cut his hair, the hair picks up a scissor and cuts itself off from his head.

There are no Chuck Norris jokes, only Chuck Norris truths.

Chuck Norris doesn't use camouflage clothing, his surroundings adapts itself to him.

You're free to comment, ma frapo  :)!
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Emtokay

Hahaha

Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, water gets chuck Norris
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Indeed lol  ;D!

Chuck Norris doesn't get involved in car-crashes, the car was just extremely unlucky to be driven by Chuck Norris (Self-made, laughs NOT guaranteed.).
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Mesireatu

Oel kameie ayngati! Some nights ago, I dreamed of Chuck Norris.. He played a double role of two twin brothers that was splitted after birth.. And then they met.. Yes, very influeted by Blood brothers, but still not the same.. Kìyevame ulte Eywa ayngahu
Varför minns jag alla dåliga vitsar, men glömmer alla infix i Na'vi?? ???
Why do I remember all bad jokes, but forget all the infixes in Na'vi?? :-[

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Hmm... I recognize the name of the movie, but what's it about  ????
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The spam section: Where the random s**t happens ;D.

I can't deny it: I'm a smiley addict ;D.

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