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Started by Nìwotxkrr Tìyawn, July 09, 2010, 08:10:04 PM

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Nìwotxkrr Tìyawn

Finally! a vampire movie the rest of us can like.


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Oh god. It's things like this that make me regret counting myself as part of the global filmmaker community.

I think I'll register VampiresSuckMovieSucksMovie.com. It'll be a high-budget parody about a low-budget satirical wannabe-comedy which spoofs the most unfortunate success story of a genre of vampires which SUCK -- metaphorically, not literally. Back in my day, vampires sucked blood, not ****.

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Lolet

I always laugh at the poor, pale things.

Emtokay

Good Vampire movies involve Dracula (Van Helsing, Dracula, Salems Lot). The only exceptions that are along the lines with Twilight is, Werewolves only fit in with Underworld and Van Helsing and Blade and Dracula are the only vampires able to walk in sunlight (I get my reference for Dracula from Blade Trinity and Dracula 2000) and when they are in the sun they don't sparkle, they're just badass
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Quote from: Emtokay on July 10, 2010, 01:22:29 AM
Good Vampire movies involve Dracula (Van Helsing, Dracula, Salems Lot). The only exceptions that are along the lines with Twilight is, Werewolves only fit in with Underworld and Van Helsing and Blade and Dracula are the only vampires able to walk in sunlight (I get my reference for Dracula from Blade Trinity and Dracula 2000) and when they are in the sun they don't sparkle, they're just badass

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bommel

Haha, Blade ;)
I remember the times when I watched the uncut version on VHS. Nowerdays they just show the cutted version (Germany) :(

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bommel

Quote from: Tawtewng on July 11, 2010, 05:29:15 AM
This... Is... EPXIKX!
If you compare the uncut to the cutted version it's ridiculous! Sometimes I really hate our BPjM (the authority responsible for checking videos, games and other media for "youth compatibility")...

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Vampires have sucked ever since Fox decided to start hating Joss Whedon.

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Quote from: kemeoauniaea on July 11, 2010, 07:43:12 AM
Vampires have sucked ever since Fox decided to start hating Joss Whedon.

HRH san My contract says I have to take my shirt off every ten minutes of screen time sìkìri

And now it goes the same way with werewolves.

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srane! my prayers for an anti Twilight movie have been Answered! thank Earth-Eywa :D :D
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Quote from: Nìwotxkrr Tìyawn on July 09, 2010, 08:10:04 PM
Finally! a vampire movie the rest of us can like.


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if that's an actual movie i want to see it XD.  i love all vampires...but twilight vampires...
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and before I forget...
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Lolet

Real men don't sparkle... unless they are covered in bioluminescent freckles.

Sílron`zem__Ateyo

yah he's nothing but some stalker covered in glitter saying he's a vamp >:(. VAMPS DONT SPARKEL IN THE SUN EY BURN IN TO ASH AND DIIIEEE!! >:(
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Quote from: Sílron`zem__Ateyo on July 22, 2010, 05:28:41 PM
yah he's nothing but some stalker covered in glitter saying he's a vamp >:(. VAMPS DONT SPARKEL IN THE SUN EY BURN IN TO ASH AND DIIIEEE!! >:(

and if they don't burn and die automatically then they end up getting extremely sunburned, and if out for a long amount of time then they die.  either way they die. 
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and before I forget...
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Lolet

Vampires die in the sun, Na'vi just get more blue!

'Ì'awn Menari

Lord and Lady Bless )O(
and before I forget...
Eywa ngahu! =D

Lolet

I've been doing a little tanning myself, my stripes are coming along very nicely.  ;)

Oh yeah, Na'vi sparkle at night, when you ACTUALLY NEED the extra glow.

Kxamtxon Tsamsiyu

Yes!! finally something for the anti's to enjoy...although for some reason i always saw Edward as a fairy rather than a vampire, because he glitters

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