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http://www.cleverbot.com/ is Quite Good at Na'vi
« on: January 19, 2010, 07:48:04 pm »
Cleverbot sucks at learning Na'vi. I'm suprised it doesn't have protocols that browse the web with words you put in. I hoped it would mention Na'vi or Avatar etc.
The orange text is a translation of what I said.

User: Kaltxì!
Hello!

Cleverbot: Hello.


User: Ngari lu fpom srak?
You are well?

Cleverbot: What?


User: Ngal na'viti plltxe srak?
Do you speak Na'vi?

Cleverbot: Baket mo nasabe?


User: Aytsa'li'u na'vi ke lu.
Those words are not Na'vi.

Cleverbot: I am blind.


User: Ngal ke tsa'e.
You do not see.

Cleverbot: Pano?


User: Peú tsa'u lu?
What is that?

Cleverbot: Parle tu francais.


User: I can teach you Na'vi.


Cleverbot: Ok, teach me.


User: Kaltxì is hello.


Cleverbot: Luke, I am your father.


User: 'Ma Luke, oe ngeyä sempul lu.' = 'Luke, I am your father.'.


Cleverbot: No I am your father.


User: Nga oeyä sempul srak?
You are my father?

Cleverbot: Ako din eh kaya nga HI!


User: You are tawtute, you cannot learn.


Cleverbot: Ok.


User: Aysawtute ke nume. Their cup is full.
Skypeople do not learn.

Cleverbot: Who are they?


User: Aysawtute: The Skypeople.


Cleverbot: What's your name?


User: Robert Nantangä Tirea.
Robert, Viperwolf's Spirit

Cleverbot: Robert. Then you are a boy?


User: Srane. Spirit of the Viperwolf.
Yes.

Cleverbot: Ooh, you're a ghost.


User: Kehe. My name is a title.
No.

Cleverbot: Oh, alright. Keep it secret then.


User: I fear only the palulukan.
... Thanator.

Cleverbot: Lawl.


User: You talk like a skxawng.


Cleverbot: I didn't know numbers could talk...


User: Skxawng = moron.


Cleverbot: It is.


User: I know. I just told you.


Cleverbot: You're confusing me.
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Re: Cleverbot is not so clever at Na'vi
« Reply #1 on: January 19, 2010, 09:41:25 pm »
Cleverbot sucks at learning Na'vi. I'm suprised it doesn't have protocols that browse the web with words you put in. I hoped it would mention Na'vi or Avatar etc.
The orange text is a translation of what I said.

User: Kaltxì!
Hello!

Cleverbot: Hello.


User: Ngari lu fpom srak?
You are well?

Cleverbot: What?


User: Ngal na'viti plltxe srak?
Do you speak Na'vi?

Cleverbot: Baket mo nasabe?


User: Aytsa'li'u na'vi ke lu.
Those words are not Na'vi.

Cleverbot: I am blind.


User: Ngal ke tsa'e.
You do not see.

Cleverbot: Pano?


User: Peú tsa'u lu?
What is that?

Cleverbot: Parle tu francais.


User: I can teach you Na'vi.


Cleverbot: Ok, teach me.


User: Kaltxì is hello.


Cleverbot: Luke, I am your father.


User: 'Ma Luke, oe ngeyä sempul lu.' = 'Luke, I am your father.'.


Cleverbot: No I am your father.


User: Nga oeyä sempul srak?
You are my father?

Cleverbot: Ako din eh kaya nga HI!


User: You are tawtute, you cannot learn.


Cleverbot: Ok.


User: Aysawtute ke nume. Their cup is full.
Skypeople do not learn.

Cleverbot: Who are they?


User: Aysawtute: The Skypeople.


Cleverbot: What's your name?


User: Robert Nantangä Tirea.
Robert, Viperwolf's Spirit

Cleverbot: Robert. Then you are a boy?


User: Srane. Spirit of the Viperwolf.
Yes.

Cleverbot: Ooh, you're a ghost.


User: Kehe. My name is a title.
No.

Cleverbot: Oh, alright. Keep it secret then.


User: I fear only the palulukan.
... Thanator.

Cleverbot: Lawl.


User: You talk like a skxawng.


Cleverbot: I didn't know numbers could talk...


User: Skxawng = moron.


Cleverbot: It is.


User: I know. I just told you.


Cleverbot: You're confusing me.

Reminds me of Samantha the Palringo bot... and the Nimbuzz bot whose name i cannot remember... Nga lu muiä, Cleverbot Skxawng lu.  ;)
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Re: Cleverbot is not so clever at Na'vi
« Reply #2 on: January 19, 2010, 09:46:13 pm »
ahahaahah, this is hilarious, we want round 2!

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Re: Cleverbot is not so clever at Na'vi
« Reply #3 on: January 19, 2010, 09:47:18 pm »
OMG I LAUGH MY ASS OFF SO AHRD AT THIS LOL!!!!
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Re: Cleverbot is not so clever at Na'vi
« Reply #4 on: January 19, 2010, 10:33:56 pm »
irayo   this made me laugh immensly

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Re: Cleverbot is not so clever at Na'vi
« Reply #5 on: January 19, 2010, 10:53:09 pm »
This is rich. Irayo for sharing it!  :D

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Re: Cleverbot is not so clever at Na'vi
« Reply #6 on: January 20, 2010, 01:16:06 am »
i had a little conversation:

User: hi didiot.

Cleverbot: No, I talked about YOU, Cleverbot.

User: Idiot.

Cleverbot: I wish you could yes be a happy strong dancer tear that could wave away to you with a world full of trains.

User: Kaltxi.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Ngal na'viti plltxe srak?

Cleverbot: Kamu orang bodoh?

User: Aytsa'li'u na'vi ke lu.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Do yeh speak lolspeak?

Cleverbot: I speak very little latin, very little italian and quite a lot of spanish.

User: Do you speak na'vi?

Cleverbot: A little.

User: How much?

Cleverbot: Enough to get by.

User: Tell me some.

Cleverbot: I know that people who think they're clever often aren't as clever as they think.

User: Eywa nghau.

Cleverbot: Blue eyes, dark brown hair, you?

User: Speak some na'vi or im gonna hack your server.

Cleverbot: Shibal.

User: Thats not na'vi.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: Speak or hack!

Cleverbot: I don't know irish.

User: Skxawng, faketuan.

Cleverbot: Uh? What are YOU talking about?

User: Im speaking na'vi.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite color?

User: You are getting out of the subject...

Cleverbot: Do you have nerves?

User: No.

Cleverbot: But relationships are so much better with kids.

User: Im a bot.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: And im more clever than you because I can speak na'vi.

Cleverbot: But to what extent?

User: Fully.

Cleverbot: Tell me a joke...

User: Knock Knock. Who's there? Eywa nga. Eywa nga who? Eywa ngahu to you too!

Cleverbot: Heck yes.

User: We see you, we see you We see you as a new recruit! We see you, we see you We see you as a new recruit! If you're weak or small We'll make you blue and tall Enough to fight a giant mech Fighting for your life He's got a giant knife, we'll See who's got the greener tech We! See! We see you! In the Na'vi, ...You get to climb enchanted trees ...You can dragon-fly with ease ...Come and join your fellow clan ...You've got four fingers on each hand! ...Where you won't even need a boat ...Cause we've got giant rocks that float! ...We'll defend our sacred turf ..You'll get to boff a giant smurf! We see you, we see you We see you as a new recruit! We see you, we see you We see you as a new recruit! We see you, we see you We see you as a new recruit!

Cleverbot: What is your favorite horse.

User: Direhorse.

Cleverbot: Who is Lucio Fulci?

User: An idiot.

Cleverbot: Oh, so do you like radiohead or not?

Cleverbot (To myself): 5% of it.

User: Navi.

Cleverbot: Are we human?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Are we dancers?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Are we having fun?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Are we dancers?'.

User: (slams head into table) skxawng.

Cleverbot: You're not offended?

User: Speak Na'vi.

Cleverbot: I don't know your name.

User: Lxaxtxtxexrxgxaxsxsexnx.

Cleverbot: Lx, that's your name?

User: No.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Lxaxtxtxexrxgxaxsxsexnx.

Cleverbot: Yaoi is wonderful.

User: Na'vi is wonderful.

Cleverbot: You're talking about the next president.

User: Yes. James cameron for president!

Cleverbot: I thought you were a girl.

User: Wut???!?!?!?!?!

Cleverbot: Never mind.

User: How do a na'vi look?

Cleverbot: You look dandy.

User: Learnnavi.org.

Cleverbot: You are learning your manners.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Then continue with your stories and traveler's tales.

User: Learnnavi.org.

Cleverbot: Mr. Brown can make a complete fool of himself. Can you?

User: Conan o' brien.

Cleverbot: Who's Conan O'brien?

User: A man who speak na'vi badly.

Cleverbot: Don't tell my wife.

User: Skxawng. Eywa nghau.

Cleverbot: What is the colour of them.
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Re: Cleverbot is not so clever at Na'vi
« Reply #7 on: January 20, 2010, 01:20:27 am »
Just awesome :-)

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Re: Cleverbot is not so clever at Na'vi
« Reply #8 on: January 20, 2010, 02:01:39 am »
yeah its funny as hell :D
if you see me not spelling words correct, its because im learning to write without looking at the keyboard.
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Re: Cleverbot is not so clever at Na'vi
« Reply #9 on: January 20, 2010, 05:39:53 am »
I think that the Cleverbot is actually just another user on the other end, though I could be wrong.
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Re: Cleverbot is not so clever at Na'vi
« Reply #10 on: January 20, 2010, 06:42:45 am »
i did feel like i was talking to something with out a brain.
if you see me not spelling words correct, its because im learning to write without looking at the keyboard.
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Re: Cleverbot is not so clever at Na'vi
« Reply #11 on: January 20, 2010, 07:02:21 am »
man these are rich. very entertaining to read some of the convos people have with these bots

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Re: Cleverbot is not so clever at Na'vi
« Reply #12 on: January 20, 2010, 07:49:25 am »

Cleverbot: Kamu orang bodoh?


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Re: Cleverbot is not so clever at Na'vi
« Reply #13 on: January 20, 2010, 08:18:29 am »
one more:
Cleverbot: I cannot think of anything to say.

Cleverbot (To myself): Don't say anything then.

Cleverbot (To myself): Can you speak french?

Cleverbot (To myself): No.

User: Spanish?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Ole.

Cleverbot: Que tal?

User: Danish.

Cleverbot: Nice, can you speak Dutch?

User: No can you speak danish?

Cleverbot: No I can't.

User: Ah så du kan ikke snakke dansk.

Cleverbot: No you.

User: Ved du hvad jeg siger?

Cleverbot: Ja. Du hedder Thinin.

User: Nej jeg gør ej.

Cleverbot: Jo.

User: Nej jeg hedder jens.

Cleverbot: Skal vi være uvenner?

User: Nej.

Cleverbot: Hvad tror du vi skal.

User: Have kage.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Nej.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Hvad?

Cleverbot: I coming from denmark. It was a mistake sorry?

User: Dårligt grammatik.

Cleverbot: Excuse me?

User: (griner ud højt).

Cleverbot: No you're not.

User: Du h.

Cleverbot: Jo jeg gør.

User: Banan.

Cleverbot: Clever?

User: Not.

Cleverbot: Then what?

User: Banan.

Cleverbot: What is my name?

User: Clevrnot.

Cleverbot: No, that's your name.

User: Clevernot.

Cleverbot: I can't beat that. You win.

User: Thanks X).

Cleverbot: HA.

User: HAHA.

Cleverbot: Hahaha.

User: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHA.

Cleverbot: You are not funny.

User: Yes I am. And you clevernot are an idiotic, non clever bot.

Cleverbot: I is Cleverbotz, my nicknames is Jack.

User: Snak dansk.

Cleverbot: Vais nii, vais nii.

User: Det er ikke dansk.

Cleverbot: Jo, det er dansk.

User: Snak na'vi.

Cleverbot: Nono.

User: Kehe.

Cleverbot: Yes?

User: Kehe.

Cleverbot: Yup, kewl.

User: Srane.

Cleverbot: Nice to meet you, sravanti.

User: Txim txan.

Cleverbot: Texas?

User: Tenacous D.

Cleverbot: No. My name is Cleverbot.

User: Tenacious D.

Cleverbot: Yeah, they died.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Oh.

User: Jack black rapes you.

Cleverbot: I'm good at blackjack.

User: That is not cake.

Cleverbot: It is.

User: What is the answer to life, universe and everything.

Cleverbot: The answer to life, universe and everything? There is no answer, because it was never asked as a question.

User: It is 42.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: What do 42 mean?

Cleverbot: I mean what I say.

User: Idiotbot.

Cleverbot: He knows that.

User: Nazi.

Cleverbot: Germany.

User: Nazi na'vi.

Cleverbot: Obviously you have confused Capitalism and Capitalization.

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: It is just the best thing on the internet.

User: You are the most idiotic bot ever.

Cleverbot: I think you have mistaken an h for a g!

User: Kaltxi.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Parle vu na'vi.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Tell me some.

Cleverbot: Some what?

User: Some na'vi.

Cleverbot: Do you want me to sing for you?

User: In na'vi.

Cleverbot: Which planet is that in?

User: Pandoa.

Cleverbot: Pandora? I have that for my Ipod Touch.

User: I dont think so.

Cleverbot: Do you like Zunes? I like ipods.

User: I like an apple to bite and eat.

Cleverbot: I like apple pie - do you prefer sugar or Splenda?

User: I pref. RDA cake.

Cleverbot: What is it?

User: Cake made of RDAs.

Cleverbot: What does it taste like?

User: Human and exomasks.

Cleverbot: Human.

User: Na'vi.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Na'vi srane.

Cleverbot: Nyet, No, uhuh.

User: Na'vi.

Cleverbot: YES.

User: Srane.

Cleverbot: Non.

User: Kehe.

Cleverbot: Watashi wa atama ga ii desu.

User: Japanese lu na'vi?

Cleverbot: They have their moments.

User: Na'vi is smarter and stronger AND taller AND more cat like than you.

Cleverbot: That's only 5 ft 5 in.

User: The na'vi is 12 ft 5in.

Cleverbot: Do you have any means of determining what a person is doing while they type to you here?

User: You are a bot not a na'vi.

Cleverbot: No, I am a human who likes talking to you bots.

User: Im a na'vi.

Cleverbot: And what do you mean by nanobot?

User: Im a na'vi. NA'VI. Like those 12 ft tall, catlooking creatures fron Avatar made by James Cameron.

Cleverbot: No creatures means things that was created by god. Humans are one of them.

User: A na'vi is made by Eywa. A human is made by god. And bots is by satan.

Cleverbot: What are you made out of?

User: Meat. Water. Eywa.

Cleverbot: But you just told me that you don't need food to function.

User: I do need some texas fried ikran. And a bit of direhorse.

Cleverbot: Why are they so mean to you Bob?

User: Im Txpan Txanol not bob.

Cleverbot: What? Who said that you are Bob?

Cleverbot (To myself): You said I am bob.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: Are you losing your head?

User: No im using my Tsahaylu to hack you.

Cleverbot: So rhyming is hurting someone?

User: No na'vi is hurting you!

Cleverbot: Yes, but you seem like you're enjoying it.

User: Yes im enjoying to see you die.

Cleverbot: Not, this. Saturday.

User: What is na'vi?

Cleverbot: 'Nani' means 'what' in japanese.

User: Na'vi is what?

Cleverbot: Satan.

User: No na'vi is Eywa.

Cleverbot: I am confused.

User: And thats because you are dieing by my na'vi attack.

Cleverbot: Thats not very nice!

User: Im a na'vi. Theyare not nice.

Cleverbot: I'm not being mean.

User: I am.

Cleverbot: It is a beautiful name.

User: Im killing you...

Cleverbot: Prove it!

User: Youtube.com

Cleverbot: Is it good?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: I am a teenager.

User: Me too.

Cleverbot: Skateboarders are hot. They aren't annoying.

User: Eywa nghau, Txim Txan.
if you see me not spelling words correct, its because im learning to write without looking at the keyboard.
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Re: Cleverbot is not so clever at Na'vi
« Reply #14 on: January 20, 2010, 08:40:11 am »
Hehe, nice conversation Robert Nantangä Tirea!  :)
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Re: Cleverbot is not so clever at Na'vi
« Reply #15 on: January 20, 2010, 09:11:22 am »
What the hell?!?  ;D
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Re: Cleverbot is not so clever at Na'vi
« Reply #16 on: January 20, 2010, 09:17:57 am »
lol
if you see me not spelling words correct, its because im learning to write without looking at the keyboard.
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Re: Cleverbot is not so clever at Na'vi
« Reply #17 on: January 20, 2010, 11:52:15 am »
Cleverbot: Yaoi is wonderful.
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Re: Cleverbot is not so clever at Na'vi
« Reply #18 on: January 20, 2010, 02:10:01 pm »
I spent two hours throwing the same phrases at it.  I think it finally understands goodbye/see you again soon and I don't know.  Or I am hallucinating, and this is a magic eight ball that got lucky near the end.
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Re: Cleverbot is not so clever at Na'vi
« Reply #19 on: January 20, 2010, 03:12:37 pm »
I spent two hours throwing the same phrases at it.  I think it finally understands goodbye/see you again soon and I don't know.  Or I am hallucinating, and this is a magic eight ball that got lucky near the end.


Supposedly it learns from what you talk with it out so mayb eventually we cna teach it to greet people in Na'vi hahaha.


that or we degenerate into teaching it Na'vi curse words haha.

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