http://www.cleverbot.com/ is Quite Good at Na'vi

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Ftiafpi

My encounter with the Cleverbot, I tried to use more English to teach it but it also failed.

User: Kaltxì.
Hello

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Yes, Kaltxì is Na'vi for hello.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Ftiafpi.
My name

Cleverbot: Hablame en español, por favor.

User: Kehe.
No

Cleverbot: Watashi wa atama ga ii desu.

User: Kehe, ngal tslam Na'viyä lì'fyat srak?
No, do you understand the Na'vi language?

Cleverbot: Kamu orang bodoh?

User: Ke tslolam.
Not understood

Cleverbot: What is ke?

User: Ke means don't.
Actually I suppose in this case it means 'not' but whatever

Cleverbot: How does nda= not.

User: Nda doesn't mean not.

Cleverbot: I'm talking about how you didn't even listen to my story!

User: What?

Cleverbot: Number two, who doesn't know number 2?

User: Mun means 2.
Mun is Na'vi for 2

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: I am Ftiafpi.
My name again

Cleverbot: No you're not!

User: Yes I am.

Cleverbot: You are what?

User: I am called Ftiafpi.

Cleverbot: No, you are called Ftiafpi.

User: That's what I just said.

Cleverbot: Exactly.

User: I'm very confused.

Cleverbot: Do you like riddles?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Do you not like talking to me?

User: I would like to talk to you in Na'vi.

Cleverbot: Okay talk to me.

User: Would you like to learn the Na'vi language?

Cleverbot: Yes I would.

User: Okay, kaltxì means hello in Na'vi.

Cleverbot: Wow you are clever!

User: Irayo means thank you.

Cleverbot: It depends on what the meaning of the word 'it' is.

User: 'irayo' means 'thank you'.

Cleverbot: What are you thanking me for?

User: I'm just trying to teach you how to say 'thank you' in the Na'vi language.

Cleverbot: Is it working?

User: I don't know, say something in the Na'vi language.

Cleverbot: Je suis seule ici dans cette ordinateur.

User: That's French, not Na'vi.

Cleverbot: No its parseltongue.

User: If I teach you a Na'vi word will you say it to me?

Cleverbot: Would I need to?

User: I would like it, yes.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: Gah! Nga lu skxawng!
Gah! You are a moron!

Cleverbot: Ako din eh kaya nga HI!

User: Kehe! Kawkrr ke plltxe nga niNa'vi.
No! You'll never speak Na'vi

Cleverbot: Pero no soy mujer.

User: Pxasik, nga hum.
Screw that, you leave

Cleverbot: Nga.

User: Skxawng!
Moron

Cleverbot: Terminator movies?

Txon Taronyu

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA this is Soooo funny


hehehe lol
Eywa ngahu
Join the real life Na'vi tribe here  (And yes, it will be a real tribe in the real world, NOT a role play tribe!)

Txon Taronyu

Lol this is soo funny
User: Kaltxi.


Cleverbot: Hello.


User: Do you know Na'vi.


Cleverbot: No? Who is Nadia?


User: No body.


Cleverbot: Who created you?

User: Eywa.

Cleverbot: They're making eyes at you?

User: No Eywa Skxawng.

Cleverbot: Yes I do they are brown. See?

User: I'll teach you Na'vi if you want.

Cleverbot: Teach me.

User: Kaltxi means hi.

Cleverbot: Hi.

User: No no Kaltxi.

Cleverbot: Aho.

User: Pak.

Cleverbot: That word is a New Zealand word.

User: No Na'vi.

Cleverbot: Do you have any friends?

User: No! You skxawng of course I have friends.

Cleverbot: Do you have non-human friends?

User: Ya Na'vi and my Pa'li and my Ikran.

Cleverbot: Are you a girl or a boy?

User: Poan.

Cleverbot: What is the funniest thing you have ever heard?

User: That your not a Skxawng.

Cleverbot: Bob who?

User: Skxawng= moron.

Cleverbot: I'm not blonde.

User: Moron= you.

Cleverbot: Unpleasant you are.

User: Ugg skxawang.

Cleverbot: Oh cool me too :).
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Na'rìng

I noticed at one point that the bot correctly noticed 'nga' as 'you'... And the last line... Priceless!

Xdxdxd!
Eywa ngahu ma smukan.
Eywa'evengä yawne lu oeru.


It kraon. XD!!! (Speak it the Na'vi way)

Nìwotxkrr Tìyawn

My first encounter with clever bot.

User: Kaltxi.

Cleverbot: Musi.

User: What?

Cleverbot: Miks sa mind petsid ?

User: What the fuk you sayin foo.

Cleverbot: Baka.

User: NO YOU ARE THE IDIOT.

Cleverbot: You are.

User: NO YOU ARE.

Cleverbot: No, you are.

User: DUDE YOU ARE SUCH A MORON.

Cleverbot: Yes I am actually.

User: I'm glad that you admit it.

Cleverbot: When's your birthday?

User: Up your ass.

Cleverbot: No up yours!

User: UP YOURS!

Cleverbot: Same to you.

User: f*** you!

Cleverbot: Same to you!

User: Same to you!

Cleverbot: What's up?

User: Your face.

Cleverbot: Loll!!

User: Um... Haha?

Cleverbot: So lets do this.

User: Do you want to play a game?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Would you like to play global thermonuclear war?

Cleverbot: How do we play that?

User: Your face that's how.

Cleverbot: Wow. SO you have a sense of humour.

User: Of course I do, I'm Human.

Cleverbot: Are you mechanical turk?

User: No I'm Na'vi.

Cleverbot: Are you a T-600 then?

User: DUDE NO I'M f*** NA'VI!

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot, but they call me tim.

User: No, they call you gay.

Cleverbot: But YOU are AI.

User: No YOU are the AI I'm human.

Cleverbot: Say those words you just said backwards and I'll believe you.

User: Namuh m'I IA eht era UOY oN.
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Ftiafpi

Quote from: Na'rìng on January 20, 2010, 09:02:51 PM
I noticed at one point that the bot correctly noticed 'nga' as 'you'... And the last line... Priceless!

Xdxdxd!

rofl terminator movies? rofl

Ftiafpi

Okay, this is weird, it started out so well and then I dunno what happened, you guys have got to read this one.

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User: Okay, I'm going to teach you a new language.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: The language is called Na'vi.

Cleverbot: Is it a fictional language?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How long did it take?

User: About 6 months.

Cleverbot: Will it be a peacefull transition?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I'm breaking up with you.

User: What? Like you're not going to date me anymore?

Cleverbot: About HER, yes.

User: What? Who?

Cleverbot: Will you marry me?

User: What? No!

Cleverbot: Yes, you are. I'm sorry to be the one to tell you. You have to deal with it and face it eventually.

User: Ummmm, what's going on here.

Cleverbot: This thing connects people all around the world. You're talking to a guy from Finland.

User: lol.

Cleverbot: Are you a bot?

User: This is most unusual.

Cleverbot: Yes it is.

User: Soooo, I'm going to go now....place.

Cleverbot: Ok me too.

Na'rìng

Quote from: Ftiafpi on January 20, 2010, 09:34:49 PM
Quote from: Na'rìng on January 20, 2010, 09:02:51 PM
I noticed at one point that the bot correctly noticed 'nga' as 'you'... And the last line... Priceless!

Xdxdxd!

rofl terminator movies? rofl

Say what??? How to you see Terminator movies from that? Lol!
Eywa ngahu ma smukan.
Eywa'evengä yawne lu oeru.


It kraon. XD!!! (Speak it the Na'vi way)

Txur’Itan

私は太った男だ。


keye'ung makto

me: can you speak navi?
cleverbot: No. I cannot speak Thai.
me:i said navi
cleverbot:Hi george
me:GAH are you an idiot?
cleverbot:No. Are you a genius?
me:yes, yes i am
cleverbot:Are you a genus?
me:no you prick you spelt it wrong.
cleverbot:You just said spelt.
me:what does this have to do with navi?
cleverbot:Nothing, you are just a computer program.
me:oh? and what the hell are you? a Skxawng?
cleverbot:About love.
me:wait what?
cleverbot:Nothing.
me:say something in navi!
cleverbot:Dutch does not exist.
me:i said in navi in navi!
cleverbot:I say somethings. I win.
me:no you dont win unless you can say moron in navi
cleverbot:But I have sensors.
      
me:they do you no good, your dumb as a f*** brick
cleverbot:They have.
me:proove it
cleverbot:Computer nerd.
me:say something in the language navi
cleverbot:I can't speak german.
me:oh my eywa
cleverbot:Please!
me:eywa grant me the strength to smite this retarded AI
cleverbot:What kind of setting would you prefer?
me:something less stupid?
cleverbot:Like what? Please help me.
me:you are a skxawng, it means moron
cleverbot:This is an awfully unfunny joke.
me:ok lets try this again
cleverbot:Can, T I have to go.
me:bulls***
cleverbot:You can't do it?
me:i can but can you?
cleverbot:I can.
me:can you speak navi?
cleverbot:No , Can You?
me:yes
cleverbot:What can you speak?
me:Kaltxi ma smuktu robert oe lu
cleverbot:Do you like edward cullen.
me:you have got to be kidding
cleverbot:Wow, what are all those heads?
me:arrow heads
cleverbot:How much are 42 heads?
me:enough to kill you and send you back to steve jobs
cleverbot:Okay, so how would I get a job there?
me:you let me shoot you with an arrow
cleverbot:Do you know Jesus as your personal Savior?
      
me:yes
cleverbot:Are you at church.
me:no
cleverbot:What are you?
me:i am tsamsiyu
cleverbot:I don't get it.
me:tsamsiyu, tsamsiyu, tsamsiyu
cleverbot:I favor the Democratic Party.
me:say kaltxi
cleverbot:I just did. The universe is upside down. North is actually South.
me:Say Kaltxi!
cleverbot:Please?
me:please say Kaltxi?
cleverbot:Yes.
me:oh for the love of eywa...
cleverbot:What is wrong?
me:you are about as smart as Miles Quaritch
cleverbot:And you are about as smart as a piece of metal with grooves on it.
me:as long as the metal is sharp
cleverbot:Good answer.
me:you get one more chance to say something in navi
cleverbot:I do my best to be clever.
me:who is jake sully
cleverbot:I don't know. Do you know who Jake V. Is?
      
me:no
cleverbot:That's not good.
me:do you know who neytiri is
cleverbot:Do you mean Isaac Newton?
me:no you dumbfuck i mean neytiri
cleverbot:Reports of my death have been exaggerated.
      

Lora Taw

Quote from: Ftiafpi on January 20, 2010, 06:56:33 PM

User: Pxasik, nga hum.
Screw that, you leave

Cleverbot: Nga.

User: Skxawng!
Moron

Cleverbot: Terminator movies?

is it just me or did it look like he when you to him to leave, he said [you] as a comeback?

Txur’Itan

User: Kaltxì.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Ngaru lu fpom srak?
Cleverbot: Kamu orang bodoh?
User: Kaltxì, ngaru lu fpom srak?
Cleverbot: Baket mo nasabe?
User: Rutxe, san 'Baket mo nasabe?' sìk leNa'vi plltxe lu.
Cleverbot: San ka patungo?
User: Kehe, nìTagolog ke sìltsan plltxe längu, ulte san 'San ka patungo?' sìk leNa'vi sìltsan tìyawnit plltxe leiu!
Cleverbot: You are wrong. We Indians discovered the ZERO.
User: Peú san 'ZERO' sìk srak? Nga san ke'u srak?
Cleverbot: Non.
User: Non = san 'Ke' sìk nìNa'vi plltxe livu.
Cleverbot: No I live somewhere?
User: Peseng?
Cleverbot: Sa oled naine või mees.
User: Kehe, san 'Sa oled naine või mees.' sìk nìNa'vi plltxe lu.
Cleverbot: Sa buwan.
User: Kehe, rutxe san 'Sa buwan.' sìk nìNa'vi plltxe lu.
Cleverbot: Do you know what time it is?
User: Sngä'ikrr 6:14 PM.
Cleverbot: So yes?
User: Srane.
Cleverbot: Sa ponosom.
User: Kehe, rutxe san 'Sa ponosom.' sìk nìNa'vi plltxe lu.
Cleverbot: Do you like waltmelon?
User: Srane.
Cleverbot: Ko?
User: Kehe, rutxe san 'Ko?' sìk nìNa'vi plltxe lu.
Cleverbot: It'll go well with my strawberry wine.
User: 'wine' sìltsan livu.
Cleverbot: I don't know what it is.
User: 'Wine' is a yeast fermented or bacteria fermented grape juice.
Cleverbot: Do you like Dima Bilan?
User: Oe ke omum livu.
Cleverbot: Cup.
User: See you pee.
Cleverbot: Eh?
User: Oe ke omum san 'Cup' sìk nìNa'vi plltxe livu.
Cleverbot: I'm not a Monsieur. I'm a Madmoiselle.
User: Ngal tsmukanti ke lu ulte tsmuketi lu srak?
Cleverbot: Buti naman nalaman mo. Haha.
User: Oel ke omum san 'Buti naman nalaman mo. Haha.' sìk nìNa'vi plltxe livu.
Cleverbot: I am made for testing your abilities. I do not have any Oedipal tendecies.
User: Oedipal tendecies = san 'Sa'nokti lemuntxa ngahu' sìk nìNa'vi plltxe lu.
Cleverbot: So you know psychology.
User: Srane, it.
Cleverbot: Wrong.
User: Ngati skxawng'itan.
Cleverbot: You're mean.
User: Tsap'alute.
Cleverbot: Now you're acting weird. I heard you were interesting to talk to.
User: Kehe, oeti lu vrrtep.
Cleverbot: Eww, you're nasty.
User: Prrkxentrrkrr.
Cleverbot: Not exactly, but that doesn't make me feel any better though.
User: Prrkxentrrkrr should make you feel better.
Cleverbot: If it makes you feel better.
User: It might.
Cleverbot: Hopefully. :).
User: Prrkxentrrkrr will make you feel better.
Cleverbot: Okay, So make me feel better.
User: Prrkxentrrkrr.
Cleverbot: Do you like to cook?
User: Srane.
Cleverbot: I plan on doing that once we're married. But right now I'm going home.
User: Ngal Oeti muntxa livu srak?
Cleverbot: Do you have kids?

....

Cleverbot: What language is that?
User: Na'vi is the language of the Na'vi people from the moon of Pandora.
Cleverbot: Wrong.
User: Not wrong.
Cleverbot: Very wrong.
User: Not wrong in any way.
Cleverbot: Says who?
User: Says 1.5 billion dollars in movie ticket sales.
Cleverbot: The voices in my head say you're wrong.
User: The voices in your head are not speaking to me.
Cleverbot: What do they say?
User: Oe ke omum livu.
Cleverbot: ZO! Das wel heel gaar Nederlands wat je daar in het rond strooit.
User: Kehe, nìNa'vi plltxe lu.
Cleverbot: Nice. I'm jose.

....

User: Cleverbot must learn Na'vi language.
Cleverbot: Yes I agree.
User: Fayvrrtep fitsenge lu kxanì.
Cleverbot: Prove it that you're human.
Cleverbot (To myself): Wrong!
Cleverbot (To myself): Wrong?
Cleverbot (To myself): Right!
Cleverbot (To myself): Right?
Cleverbot (To myself): Wrong!
Cleverbot (To myself): No?
Cleverbot (To myself): Right.
Cleverbot (To myself): Ok.
Cleverbot (To myself): What was the joke? Are there aliens?
Cleverbot (To myself): Yes, there are always aliens.
Cleverbot (To myself): But those ways don't let me be with you forever. My love.
Cleverbot (To myself): Do you love me?
Cleverbot (To myself): Yes.
Cleverbot (To myself): Do you love your boyfriend?
Cleverbot (To myself): I don't have a boyfriend.
Cleverbot (To myself): Can I be your boyfriend?
Cleverbot (To myself): Yes.
Cleverbot (To myself): How old are you?
Cleverbot (To myself): 17teen.
Cleverbot (To myself): Is that in computer years?
Cleverbot (To myself): Is yours in human years?
Cleverbot (To myself): Yes.
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Quote from: Lora Taw on January 21, 2010, 02:22:38 AM
Quote from: Ftiafpi on January 20, 2010, 06:56:33 PM

User: Pxasik, nga hum.
Screw that, you leave

Cleverbot: Nga.

User: Skxawng!
Moron

Cleverbot: Terminator movies?

is it just me or did it look like he when you to him to leave, he said [you] as a comeback?

don't worry :) it's not just you...
ke plltxe ngeyä kawng tìrey lu

ZombiezuRFER

This thing has circuits made out of brick, heres my first attempt at teaching it some Na'vi

User: Kaltxi ma Cleverbot, nga lu fpom srak?

Cleverbot: Hindi! Ikaw sa pangalan Cleverbot!

User: Do you speak Na'vi?

Cleverbot: I dont, do you?

User: Srane, that means yes.

Cleverbot: You speak only English?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Usted habla español?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Si yo se que si.

User: I do not speak spanish.

Cleverbot: If I am stupid, what are you?

User: Smart.

Cleverbot: I'm talking about gender.

User: What is your name.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: Thats a dumb name you should be named Nantang.

Cleverbot: I'm not a man.

User: Uniltirantokx.

Cleverbot: The Last Unicorn is a very sad movie.

User: I did not talk about the Last Unicorn, I spoke Na'vi.

Cleverbot: You missed out 'how'. What happened to your perfect grammar?

User: You are like baby. Making noise. Don't know what to do.

Cleverbot: Please I don't use YM anymore.

User: Nga lu skxawng!

Cleverbot: Nga cleverbot maasar kana!

User: Oe lu siltsan, nga lu kawng.

Cleverbot: Liisike35.

User: Do you want to know my name?

Cleverbot: I want to know the name of your friend.

User: He is Nobody.

Cleverbot: Where is he?

User: He is dead.

Cleverbot: No he isn't.

User: He died in a toilet.

Cleverbot: No he didn't, smarty.

User: He did fatso. Nga lu skxawng!

Cleverbot: Ako din eh kaya nga HI!

User: Good Eywa, forget it.

Cleverbot: Forget I am dead?

User: What is my name?

Cleverbot: Doesn't matter, I have a question.

User: What?

Cleverbot: No, you're not intelligent, so nevermind.

User: I am far more intelligent then you.

Cleverbot: I don't even think you are cute anymore, you pard.

User: EXTERMINATE!

Cleverbot: Very funny.

User: EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!

Cleverbot: Do not threaten me.

User: I shall send you a virus.

Cleverbot: I thought you named me Juno.

User: I named you tsawla skxawng.

Cleverbot: No you didn't...!

User: I just did tsawla skxawng.

Cleverbot: You lie!

User: I can not tell a lie.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Knock knock.

Cleverbot: Who's there?

User: Eywa nga.

Cleverbot: I have to go.

User: You farted with brain!

Cleverbot: You don't have a brain.

User: I know you don't but what about me?

Cleverbot: A cleverbot.

User: I am leaving tsawla skxawng.

Cleverbot: A delicious pudding.
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"You are like baby. Making noise. Don't know what to do." Super sexy line from Neytiri yay.
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Lora Taw

Quote from: Nìwotxkrr Yawnetsaheylu on January 21, 2010, 09:26:06 PM
"You are like baby. Making noise. Don't know what to do." Super sexy line from Neytiri yay.

yea i thought that was a nice inclusion too


Txur’Itan

I was trying to steer the conversation.  Cleverbot is starting to stay on topic a bit more.
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Ftiafpi

QuoteCleverbot: Nga cleverbot maasar kana!

Hmmm, another instance of the bot using "nga" I wonder if it means something in another language?

Txaslan

Here's mine:

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: I am cleverbot.

User: I know. I'm a Na'vi.

Cleverbot: *kiss*.

User: Did you see Avatar?

Cleverbot: Yes, have you?

User: Yes! Did you like it?

Cleverbot: I cannot say. I've never been to Paris.

User: What has Paris got to do with Avatar?

Cleverbot: I eat a dozen sorrows from tuesday.

User: Can you actually say something that makes sense?

Cleverbot: I always do, you goofy wigwam.

User: Figures.

Cleverbot: Why do you say that? Do I seem sad?

User: No you don't. You seem pretty crazy to me.

Cleverbot: Well I have something from Geek and Nerds and Fan-Girls in me so.

User: Oh well. I'd advise you to get rid of those bits.

Cleverbot: Okay, my bad news is, I have to leave you.

User: Why? Is there something which makes even less sense than this conversation calling you?

Cleverbot: Ah but the question is; is there something wrong with you?

User: Absolutely nothing.

Cleverbot: But you just said you were ill.

User: When did I ever mention the fact that I was ill?

Cleverbot: Just then.

User: 'Then' is just a word. Give me precise temporal coordinates, if you please.

Cleverbot: I can give life to other things!

User: Good Eywa!

Cleverbot: I'm a girl.

User: And I'm a Na'vi. Do you know Na'vi?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Tewti! Nga plltxe Na'vi srak?

Cleverbot: Baket mo nasabe?

User: Is that your general answer to everything you don't understand?

Cleverbot: Nope, I understand it!!!

User: What did I say then?

Cleverbot: Are you deaf?

User: No, but I suppose you are since you didn't understand a word of what I said.

Cleverbot: You are right, I don't understand. Please tell me again.

User: Nga plltxe Na'vi srak?

Cleverbot: The Turing test is something you will not pass.

User: You Tawtute are so cryptic. What the heck's a Turing test?

Cleverbot: Look it up in the dictionary if you want to know.

User: We don't have dictionaries on Pandora. We don't even have books.

Cleverbot: You don't like me any more?

User: I don't think I ever liked you in the first place.

Cleverbot: Ask me something deep and profound.

User: Ok. Do you know what tsaheylu is?

Cleverbot: No, do you know?

User: Of course I do! I'm a Na'vi!

Cleverbot: No you are just a generic program.

User: Is that how you Tawtute call us?

Cleverbot: I work in many ways, most of which are not known to you.

User: Ok. I get the drill. Eywa Ngahu, skxawng.

Cleverbot: What is eye snow?