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Allegedly at the "Manhattan Project" where the first nuclear reactor was built, security was very tight and the workers were told not to tell their families what they were doing. During a security check the families were asked if they knew what their working parent did at work. One young lad replied that his father worked in a place that made light bulbs and toilet paper. When asked how he knew, he replied that his father brought a roll of toilet paper and a light bulb home every day in his lunch box.
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two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff

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Old couple walking down the street when suddenly a pigeon flew by and drops one on the old mans shoulder, the old woman says god I wish I had some toilet paper. The old man says what the hell for he must be a mile away by now!


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I told this one to my brother and his friends and they looked confused for a few seconds then sayed whut and laffed (Him)
Why did the plane crash?
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Quote from: Taronyu Txonyä on April 16, 2010, 02:07:14 PM
An infrared photon walks into a bar and asks:
"Is it hot in here is it just me?"

A neutrino walks into a bar, the bartender says:
"We don't serve neutrinos here."
The neutrino answers:
"No worry; I'm just passing through."

A room-temperature superconductor walks into a bar, the bartender says:
"We don't serve room-temperature superconductors here."
The room-temperature superconductor leaves without putting up any resistance.

My quantum car broke down yesterday, so I took it to the quantum mechanic and asked if he could fixed it, he just replied:
"I don't know, I'll have to look at it."

Last but not least:
Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar...
... And doesn't!

Also, Heisenberg was driving to work one day when he gets pulled over.

"Do you know how fast were going" asks the policeman.

Heisenberg replies "no, but I know exactly where I am".


Quote from: Tíngay outíngay on May 30, 2010, 08:26:45 PM
I told this one to my brother and his friends and they looked confused for a few seconds then sayed whut and laffed (Him)
Why did the plane crash?

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Apparently, the amount of Heroin abuse amongst farm labourers is rising

and my contribution to physics:

There was a young lady called Bright
Who could travel much faster than Light
She went out one day in a Relative way
And came back the previous night!
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Tíngay outíngay

Yet another bad joke

A guy walks into a bar.
Bartender: "You know you've got a steering wheel down your pants?"
Guy: "Yeah I know, it's driving me nuts!"
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a guy is eating a bana when he throws the peel on the street.  A racoon comes along and sees his fave food, banana peels.  Later he is talking to his friend, when he had a slip of the tongue.
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Quote from: sweardsman on April 18, 2010, 09:01:08 PM
two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff

Three elephants fall from the sky....
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This is a bad joke, but its one my dad use to tell me all the time when I was little:

A duck walks into a bar and hops onto the counter. He asks the bar tender "Got any grapes?" Bartender says, "No." So the duck leaves.

Next day, same thing. "Got any grapes?", "No." Once again the duck leaves.

Next day the duck returns and askes "Got any grapes?" Bartender says, "No and if you come in here and asks for grapes again I'll nail your beak to the counter." So the duck leaves.

Once more the duck returns, hops on the counter and asks, "Got any nails?" Bartender responds, "No.", "Good, got any grapes?"