come to the dark side....

[Txantslusam Skxawng]

Lets eat the cake! Limburg-style !

[Lolet]

We will carry pitchforks. The weak members can hold forks. And we can wear SEXY ROBES!

[Ekirä]

*sigh* I'm guessing I'm a weak member. Can I at least get a pretty fork? And wear almost-sexy robes?

[Lolet]

*sigh* I'm guessing I'm a weak member. Can I at least get a pretty fork? And wear almost-sexy robes?

BE STRONG WOMAN!

[Ekirä]

But I just can't think evilly. It's hopeless. I'm doomed.

[Lolet]

But I just can't think evilly. It's hopeless. I'm doomed.

But it's so easy! Ruminate on these words:

Pimp. Pickle. Genocide. Sinful hot tub. Lady Gaga. Creppy!

[Ekirä]

Are pickles evil?!?!?!

Oo. Lady Gaga. Now I'm starting to get the hang of this.

[Lolet]

Peanut butter. Quaritch. Cologne. Men's briefs. Sadam. Banana butt rape.

[Ekirä]

Okaaaay.....

Water-boarding. Xenocide. Mars Bars. Cheese. Nero. Spiders with really long legs.

[Lolet]

Fire ants. Physical science class. Awkward homecoming date, with no cool puntos. Geometry teacher.

[Ekirä]

Tight shoes. Ticks. Windows XP. Humidity. Muffin tins. Spicy mustard.

[Lolet]

We need evil nicknames!

[Ekirä]

Good idea! *has no idea how to come up with evil nicknames*

[Lolet]

I will call you Spicypants.

[Ekirä]

Fancy.

And you are......?

[Lolet]

Sweetsocks. 

[Ekirä]

HRH. Very, very........evil..........

[Lolet]

Spicypants and Sweetsocks. So sneakily evil...

[Ekirä]

Oh yes. No one will ever be able to tell who we are.

[Lolet]

Come Spicypants! Let's go steal stuff!