come to the dark side....

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Thread bwgins to veer off topic... are we evil or not?
Quote from: Ekirä on March 30, 2011, 04:45:34 PMNeytiri: Now you choose your woman. This you must feel inside. If she also chooses you, move quick like I showed.
Jake: How will I know if she chooses me?
Neytiri: She will try to kill you.
Jake: Outstanding. *takes out an ikran-catcher and walks through hometree looking for women*

Seykxetskxe te Vawm 'Ewan'ite (Kalin Kato)


Lolet

Quote from: Kalin Kato on September 21, 2010, 05:38:33 PM
Aye, the Evilest of the Evil.

Let's think of something so very malicious. It can never be done again.

Ekirä

Quote from: Lolet Maticay Tsam'Tirea Omatikaya on September 25, 2010, 05:43:57 PM
Quote from: Kalin Kato on September 21, 2010, 05:38:33 PM
Aye, the Evilest of the Evil.

Let's think of something so very malicious. It can never be done again.

I'm not that good at maliciousness.....someone else will have to think that up. ::)

Niwantaw

we could turn every hamster into a giant spider.

Imagine the screams...
Only mostly AWOL.

Lolet


Niwantaw

murder is for amateurs.
Professionals know that using other methods can be much much worse. Because the victim still has to go on living...
Only mostly AWOL.

Lolet

Quote from: Tawtewng on September 25, 2010, 05:58:06 PM
murder is for amateurs.
Professionals know that using other methods can be much much worse. Because the victim still has to go on living...

Oh yes. I like the sound of this.

Ekirä

Quote from: Tawtewng on September 25, 2010, 05:58:06 PM
murder is for amateurs.
Professionals know that using other methods can be much much worse. Because the victim still has to go on living...

Go on....... "other methods"?

Niwantaw

we could lock all children under 10 in a room and force them to watch twilight over and over...
Only mostly AWOL.

Ekirä


Lolet

Quote from: Ekirä on September 25, 2010, 06:06:29 PM
You have a sick mind. :P :D

I find it beautiful. Evil is like a sculpture. Cold and lovely.

Seykxetskxe te Vawm 'Ewan'ite (Kalin Kato)


Lolet


Niwantaw

A true evil genius uses brains not brawn.
A true evil genius knows the value of beauty and of love but also the value of fear and lies.
A true evil genius can become known as the kindest person alive to the public at large despite killing millions for fun.
A true evil genius makes his enemies destroy themselves.
Only mostly AWOL.

Ekirä

The Top 100 Things I'd Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord

1. My Legions of Terror will have helmets with clear Plexiglas visors, not face-concealing ones.

2. My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through.

3. My noble half-brother whose throne I usurped will be killed, not kept anonymously imprisoned in a forgotten cell of my dungeon.

4. Shooting is not too good for my enemies.

5. The artifact which is the source of my power will not be kept on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire guarded by the Dragons of Eternity. It will be in my safe-deposit box. The same applies to the object which is my one weakness.

6. I will not gloat over my enemies' predicament before killing them.

7. When I've captured my adversary and he says, "Look, before you kill me, will you at least tell me what this is all about?" I'll say, "No," and shoot him. On second thought, I'll shoot him, then say, "No."

8. After I kidnap the beautiful princess/hansome prince, we will be married immediately in a quiet, civil ceremony, not a lavish spectacle in three weeks' time during which the final phase of my plan will be carried out.

9. I will not include a self-destruct mechanism unless absolutely necessary. If it is necessary, it will not be a large, red button labeled, "Danger: Do Not Push". The big red button marked "Do Not Push" will instead trigger a spray of bullets on anyone stupid enough to disregard it. Similarly, the ON/OFF switch will not clearly be labeled as such.

10. I will not interrogate my enemies in the inner sanctum -- a small hotel well outside my borders will work just as well.

..............and the list goes on until 100 naturally. I didn't author this.....don't know who did. :P

Lolet

Let us be known as the most evil of all geniuses. An evil club. A club of evil.

Niwantaw

been there read that.

and I'm the chairman.
Only mostly AWOL.

Ekirä

.........I think I'll just watch.....

Lolet

Can we have an evil name? Like the SCUZZMUFFINS?!