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Offline Kekerusey

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JOKE: The Luck Of The Irish
« on: July 05, 2010, 04:41:47 am »
I assume this is where jokes go? Got this in my e-mail this morning (had to clean it up a bit, HRH):

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A young speech therapist was getting nowhere with her Stammering Action Group. She had tried every technique in the book without the slightest success.

Finally, thoroughly exasperated, she said "If any of you can tell me the name of the town where you were born, without stuttering, I will make wild, passionate love to you right here right now in front of the class, love so good your muscles will ache and your eyes will water. So, who wants to go first?"

An English group member piped up, "B-b-b-b-b-b-b-irmingham?"
"That's no use, Trevor" said the speech therapist, "Who's next?"

A Scotsman raised his hand and blurted out, "P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-aisley".
"That's no better, Hamish. How about you, Seamus?

An Irishman took a deep breath and eventually blurted out, "London ".
"Brilliant, Seamus!" Said the speech therapist and immediately set about living up to her promise.

After 15 minutes of exceptional steaminess, the couple paused for breath and Seamus said, "-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-erry!"

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Re: JOKE: The Luck Of The Irish
« Reply #1 on: July 05, 2010, 02:35:34 pm »
Here be ye olde joke thread if ye are wondering.
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Re: JOKE: The Luck Of The Irish
« Reply #2 on: July 06, 2010, 04:05:16 am »
Here be ye olde joke thread if ye are wondering.

As a spam forum I figured it didn't matter but sure ... that's where I should post jokes then?

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