Corrupt a wish! (Forum Game)

[ZombiezuRFER]

You have a sharpened pencil

I wish the next guy would sing "how much spam could a slammer spam"

[Tutean-tìhawnu]

Granted, but I don't know the words.

I wish it was warmer here

[Mako]

Granted, but then you die of heat stroke.

I wish that I knew what to wish for.

[Tutean-tìhawnu]

Granted, but you forget to write it down.

I wish my brother was less of a txim...

[Danecki]

Granted, but he will be so "less", he will desapear forever.

I wish I have a wish which I can wish anytime I wish.

[ZombiezuRFER]

Granted, but you have to give up your soul and live in eternal pain and weakness (sounds quite demonic doesn't it?)

I hsiw taht elpoep dlouw kaeps ekil siht

[Danecki]

Detnarg tub uoy lliw emoceb dam retfa owt skeew gnikaeps ekil taht. (damn it looks like Na'vi)

I wish I will die painlessly.

[ZombiezuRFER]

You enter an alternate universe wher epainlessyly means the most excruciating pain ever: watching stupid kiddy carttons like Bob the builder or something.

eo hsiw taht txen nosrep tguoht siht saw Na'vi

[albani]

Granted, But oe thought it was drunken german instead.


oe wishes for a brick.

[Anavrin]

Granted... But your brick begins to have sentient thought, and while you're not around, it plots your demise.

Oe wish oe could breathe underwater.

[albani]

granted, but then you would not be able to breathe atmosphere, thus starving to death.

I wish that I was not colourblind.

[Kiyoshi Tenshi]

Granted, but then everything you see is rainbow-colored.

[tute nuereime]

granted but "                     "

i wish that i didn't have so much work to do

[Tengfya swizaw]

Granted, but with the removal of work, I remove any ways of doing work. No limbs for you.

I wish I could have one non-corruptible wish.

[Swokéyan]

Granted, but if i could corrupt it i would.. xD

I wish i had no obligations like school & work...

[tute nuereime]

Granted, but with the removal of work, I remove any ways of doing work. No limbs for you.

i wish for a way to go to pandora as a na'vi.

[Taronyu Ayunilyä Alahe]

you found a way, but you need to keep everything as a secret, or you'll forget it all.

I wish I'm happy enough to smile all day today.

[ZombiezuRFER]

you smile so much you get stuck that way

Oe wish oe was blue, 10 ft tall, and had a tail

[Tengfya swizaw]

Granted! But you're forever poked and prodded and examined and sedated by numerous military and medical/governmental units to the point where the only time you're lucid you're under lock and key.

I wish I could memorize things instantly.

[ZombiezuRFER]

In 1337 speak, "ur h34d 4spl0d3s fr0m t00 much stuff 83in9 r3m3m83r3d"

Oe wish the next person would translate that stuff