Corrupt a wish! (Forum Game)

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Brainiac

Granted. She's horrible at it, doesn't want to admit it, and you're soon bored of her.
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Tanhì Tireafya'o

I wish the person before me wished something.

Son of The Eastern Sea Ikran Tribe

Pandora, is all our earth could have been

swizaw

Granted, but you couldn't think of a witty way to corrupt it.

I wish my blackberry could wirelessly upload videos to my computer (for some reason it can't/won't).

Tanhì Tireafya'o

Granted, but unfortunatly your PC can't hande wireless communication?

I wish I had a 3D OLED Screen to watch Avatar 3D

Son of The Eastern Sea Ikran Tribe

Pandora, is all our earth could have been

swizaw

Granted, but the screen would catch fire during the war scenes and be a pile of melted plastic at the end of the movie.

I wish my rice cooker would fill itself with rice so I don't have to.

Brainiac

Granted, but because it wants to help you, it eats the rice too, so you don't have to do that, either.

I wish for something impossible to be possible.
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swizaw

Granted, but you won't want to do it anymore because everyone else has done it before you even learned it was possible.

I wish that plants were bioluminescient here...

Tìng Eywatikìte'e

Granted! But wait?! That's not bioillumination! It's radiation! We now all have cancer. Thanks dude >.>

I wish it was the end of March so I would finally be moving to England...
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Taronyu Ayunilyä Alahe

granted! but stilll... you'll have to wait. (being realistic ><)

I wish I can attend the Avatar2 premier, 2 years from now.
ke plltxe ngeyä kawng tìrey lu

Txur’Itan

You saw it already, and it had JarJar Binks instead of Jake Sully as the main character.

I wish I had a horribly corrupted wish.
私は太った男だ。


Tìng Eywatikìte'e

You do! But then a nun comes by and restores its chastity. Aw poo...

I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow but still get payed...
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Brainiac

Granted. You get paid, but you're fired the day after that.
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Tìng Eywatikìte'e

I wish people would stop forgetting to make wishes!
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Brainiac

Me too!

I wish House would come visit me when I was sick.
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Tanhì Tireafya'o

Granted, but he was due to the weather the planes don't fly and walking with his cane goes a bit slow, that by the time he's there, you're already cured.

I wish I get an A+ for my chemistry test tomorrow.

Son of The Eastern Sea Ikran Tribe

Pandora, is all our earth could have been

Tìng Eywatikìte'e

You do! But it's opposite day, so really it's an F-  :-\

I wish I was a chicken!
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swizaw

Granted, but you fell into a deep frier and got sold at KFC.

I wish school wasn't so long!

Tìng Eywatikìte'e

It's suddenly much shorter. So short in fact that there are no time for classes! People stop being educated and soon all scientific progression stops! People no just sit at home and watch MTV

I wish I lived in da FUUUUUTURE!
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swizaw

Granted, but you're homeless and live in a box, unable to enjoy future technology.

I wish my laptop battery lasted forever.

Tìng Eywatikìte'e

It does, but it is the only one! Laptop owners everywhere will hunt you down to steal it for themselves, even if it means your deeeeath!

I wish Twilight was never written >.>
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