Corrupt a wish! (Forum Game)

[Tíngay outíngay]

Granted, now you suck at everything else

I wish i knew what to call my MMORPG world

[Rolyu]

Granted.  You call it Magical Play Land, and no one likes it.

I wish the dishes washed themselves.

[Elektrolurch]

Granted, you have to clean the whole house every day now.


I wish I was in London.

[Eana Tanhì]

granted, you would be all wet because it's raining

I wish I can learn na'vi all day long

[Eyamsiyu]

Granted, but then you never know how to do anything else, and die of starvation and dehydration.

I wish that Zoe Saldana had been nominated for an Oscar.

[Meuia te Stxeli Tstew'itan]

She is! But it will be the only Oscar Avatar will win... (that one was sad to corrupt)

I wish I could get one of those Na'vi nose prosthetics we can see on the forum 

[Sìltsana Mun’iyu]

granted, now it will never come off.

i wish i had 1000$

[Elektrolurch]

Granted; 1000 Taler.

I wish I could play the guitar like Mark Knopfler.

[Duma Vadamee {Aungia Tsawkeyä}]

granted, but you can play as fast as him

i wish i was Sam Worthington

[Eyamsiyu]

Granted, you got eaten by the Kracken.

I wish my drumsticks didn't break within 2 days of buying them.

[Niwantaw]

granted.
they broke 48.001 hours after you bought them



i wish i could play multiplayer with my friend

[Eyamsiyu]

Granted.  Halfway through what you are doing you get redirected to the local Eywa Connection and she fries your system.

I wish I had an ice cream cone.

[ZombiezuRFER]

too bad its already eaten

i wish neytiri would stop staring

[Eyamsiyu]

Granted, but now she's shooting arrows.  At you.

I wish I had an ikran

[ZombiezuRFER]

hes crippled

i wish I knew every word of Na;vi

[Eana Tanhì]

but than you would be a geek 

i wish i was blue

[Niwantaw]

you were blue...
with pink dots.



i wish my PS3 worked when i wanted it to

[Duma Vadamee {Aungia Tsawkeyä}]

granted but it breaks 3 seconds later every time

i wish Pandora existed

[Eana Tanhì]

but humans would occupy it then

i wish i don't have school tomorow

[Duma Vadamee {Aungia Tsawkeyä}]

granted but before shcool ends today your math teacher gives loads of homework...only to you.

i wish the Na'vi existed