Corrupt a wish! (Forum Game)

ZombiezuRFER · January 12, 2010, 08:34:48 AM

This is a forum game that has been on countless other forums and always been fun. Oe thought it might be cool to bring it here and see the reaction to it.

How To Play
Basically lets say Oe make the wish to be a viperwolf. The next person would say "Granted, but your one of the nantang Neytiri killed. Oe wish that Oe was blue." the next person would make a "catch" for the wish, causing unexpected and "negative" results.

Oe wish that oe had a Na'vi bow.

Mako · January 12, 2010, 08:39:40 AM

Granted. But a lucky shot by a sawtute severs the string.

I wish that I had a Na'vi knife.

Uniltirea Txurtíngay · January 12, 2010, 08:43:42 AM

granted. but it broke all 9274 times i tried to sent ye one!

Brainiac · January 12, 2010, 03:58:09 PM

I wish the previous poster had made a wish so I could've corrupted it.

ZombiezuRFER · January 12, 2010, 04:10:25 PM

granted, but its in some far off language no one has heard about...

I wish I had a tail

swizaw · January 12, 2010, 04:27:33 PM

Granted, but it trips you whenever you walk, causing you to faceplant every other step.

I wish I was 10 feet tall.

ZombiezuRFER · January 12, 2010, 04:29:28 PM

Granted, but you keep banging your head on stuff

Oe wish oe had a queue

swizaw · January 12, 2010, 04:30:39 PM

Granted, but you stared at it too long and you went blind.

I wish I had some peanut butter.

ZombiezuRFER · January 12, 2010, 04:32:27 PM

granted but it sticks to the roof of your mouth and it makes your Na'vi sound like klingon... creepy...

Oe wish oe had an avatar

swizaw · January 12, 2010, 04:34:29 PM

Granted but the stupid grunts pull you out of it, breaking it and causing you brain damage.

I wish I could go to the tree of voices.

ZombiezuRFER · January 12, 2010, 04:42:51 PM

Granted, but the tree of voices is already bulldozed...

Oe wish oe could watch a Na'vi sitcom ( i like this idea...)

Coyote · January 12, 2010, 04:52:52 PM

Granted, but you find that Na'vi sitcoms are as mindless and dull as human ones, and your brain turns to mush.

I wish I was having hot tsaheylu snusnu with Neytiri.

ZombiezuRFER · January 12, 2010, 04:58:23 PM

granted, but Neytiri had an affair...

Brainiac · January 12, 2010, 05:57:07 PM

I wish the people that post before me really did put a wish in their post, so I can say something more original.

ZombiezuRFER · January 12, 2010, 06:07:27 PM

oops, sorry forgot that one... granted, but theyre speaking klingon instead of Na'vi

I wish that klingon would flip over and die already so Na'vi is the dominant language...

Brainiac · January 13, 2010, 02:00:29 AM

Granted. Na'vi is the dominant language, but only in Star Trek.

I wish I had more chewing gum.

Tìng Eywatikìte'e · January 13, 2010, 02:02:56 AM

YOU DO! So much so that it covers your entire body with its sticky mass and you're trapped forever!

I wish I would go to sleep...

Brainiac · January 13, 2010, 02:04:04 AM

You can, but you never do. muahahaha!

I wish I'd aced all my exams already. sheesh.

Ki_Lin_7 · January 13, 2010, 10:40:03 AM

Granted. But they accuse you of cheating and fail you.

I wish I were better at Na'Vi

Tanhì Tireafya'o · January 13, 2010, 12:54:23 PM

Granted but then you realised you're unable to learn in the next three weeks causing no experience in your Na'vi.

I wish there is a hot girl in my neighbourhood who tries to speak Na'vi.