How to Annoy General Miles Quaritch

Started by Rain, July 11, 2010, 01:10:50 AM

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Lolet

Steal his undies, and then ambush him in the woods, wearing his undies. Make sure they all have his name written on them, so his underlings know EXACTLY whose they are.

guest6785

when he's asleep,fly him to the floating mountains (make sure he's knocked out)tie him up and dangle him from a cliff.next morning,send ikrans after him!don't forget to bring Hell's gate personel to jeer at him!

Lolet


Col Quaritch



Lolet


Eanikran



Lolet

Tell him to shut his pie hole whenever he tries to tell you something.

Eanikran

when he has something to drink tell him it contains a neurotoxin that will stop his heart in one minute.  :D


Rain

Rearrange his computer icons. That drives me batty, it's sure to work on him.
Change all of his iPod songs to kiddie songs and Hanna Montana. (That's just TORTURE)
Get on the intercom and dedicate sloppy love songs to him.
"If there are self-made purgatories, then we shall all have to live in them."
-Spock, "This Side of Paradise"

"The greatest danger about Pandora is that you may come to love it too much." ~Grace Augustine

Col Quaritch

(Off Topic) You have no ideal how much joy this is actually bringing to me, your favorite person you love to hate.

Q


Niwantaw

Only mostly AWOL.

Lolet

Now, now, Tawteng, don't be bitter. Everybody loves a blue cat monkey!

Tsamsiyu Atsteu

Put glitter on his outfits. All of them.
Paint his nails
Only speak Na'vi. Offer no translation.
Steal his rubber ducky.
Take all his shoes.
Remove his shampoo and replace it with rogaine
Put lace on his AMP suit
To live in the past is to die in the present.

Rain

Quote from: Tsamsiyu Atsteu on July 14, 2010, 10:12:10 AM
Take all his shoes.

Take only his LEFT shoes.
Decorate his office with doilies, kitten-themed art and flowers.
Buy him the ugliest tie in the universe.
Tell him his gut looks a little "soft" in this low gravity.
Add ridiculous amounts of weights to his bench press.
Put vaseline on his weights (he'll drop them constantly)
"If there are self-made purgatories, then we shall all have to live in them."
-Spock, "This Side of Paradise"

"The greatest danger about Pandora is that you may come to love it too much." ~Grace Augustine

Eanikran

paint his amp suit with na'vi skin patterns.  :D


Eyamsiyu

Sing the Spongebob Squarepants theme song with modified lyrics.

"OOOOOOOOOOO.  Who lives in a army base on Pandora? KER-NEL QUARITCH!"


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Rain

Quote from: Eyamsiyu on July 14, 2010, 10:04:03 PM
Sing the Spongebob Squarepants theme song with modified lyrics.

"OOOOOOOOOOO.  Who lives in a army base on Pandora? KER-NEL QUARITCH!"

Tawtute so evil he'll kill all of ya? KER-NEL QUARITCH!
He likes his big guns and he likes his big knives, KER-NEL QUARITCH!
Give him a chance and he'll take all our lives! KER-NEL QUARITCH!
COLONEL QUARITCH! COLONEL QUARITCH! COLONEL QUARITCH!!
"If there are self-made purgatories, then we shall all have to live in them."
-Spock, "This Side of Paradise"

"The greatest danger about Pandora is that you may come to love it too much." ~Grace Augustine

Eyamsiyu

Quote from: Rain on July 14, 2010, 10:13:55 PM
Quote from: Eyamsiyu on July 14, 2010, 10:04:03 PM
Sing the Spongebob Squarepants theme song with modified lyrics.

"OOOOOOOOOOO.  Who lives in a army base on Pandora? KER-NEL QUARITCH!"

Tawtute so evil he'll kill all of ya? KER-NEL QUARITCH!
He likes his big guns and he likes his big knives, KER-NEL QUARITCH!
Give him a chance and he'll take all our lives! KER-NEL QUARITCH!
COLONEL QUARITCH! COLONEL QUARITCH! COLONEL QUARITCH!!

WIN!

Hide stacker-amps in his office somewhere, then when he sits down to work on stuff, blast Na'vi power metal through the speakers.


"... The only people that are going to have a chance to make a living playing music is the people who do exactly what they believe in ... they have to believe in this so much that they are ready to die for it." - Jojo Mayer

On indefinite leave.  Will be back periodically. Feel free to say Kaltxí: I'll get back when I can. :D

My facebook.  Please mention you are from LN if you ch

Eanikran

OME, I hrh'd my txìm off at spongequaritch tawtutepants  :D :D


you could fill his office with Avatar promo stuff, specifically a bunch of jake cardboard cutouts  :D


Eyamsiyu

you could fill his office with Avatar promo stuff, specifically a bunch of jake cardboard cutouts  :D
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And draw lip-stick marks on the Jake cutouts, as if someone (*cough* Quaritch *cough*) had been kissing them.


"... The only people that are going to have a chance to make a living playing music is the people who do exactly what they believe in ... they have to believe in this so much that they are ready to die for it." - Jojo Mayer

On indefinite leave.  Will be back periodically. Feel free to say Kaltxí: I'll get back when I can. :D

My facebook.  Please mention you are from LN if you ch