How to Annoy General Miles Quaritch

[guest6785]

booby trap his room full of laughing gas and tell the neighbours that it's his "crazy hour on nitendo wii games"

[Txur Niftxavang]

Make him stand at attention, and make him hold one of us up for an hour.

[Sіr. Ηaxalot]

Get the [email protected] email and tell him to email something important to you

[Lolet]

Sit on him.

[Rain]

Attempt to tickle him

[Lolet]

Carry him around under your arm, and call him "my pwecious wittle eveng".

[Tsuksìm atsawl (KaPTan)]

okay that name thing is really starting to get old...

[you] needs to tell Quaritch about that.  That's how you might be able to annoy him in LN.org

wait... I don't get it... why am i mentioned here?

[Eyamsiyu]

Show him this:

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[Eana Tanhì]

wait... I don't get it... why am i mentioned here?

it's the link that leads to the profile of the person who opens it   we are all mentioned i guess  

[Tsuksìm atsawl (KaPTan)]

wait... I don't get it... why am i mentioned here?

it's the link that leads to the profile of the person who opens it  we are all mentioned i guess 

ummmm.... oh... how did he do that?

[Eana Tanhì]

wait... I don't get it... why am i mentioned here?

it's the link that leads to the profile of the person who opens it  we are all mentioned i guess 

ummmm.... oh... how did he do that?

i have no idea 

[Niwantaw]

He done it by using cunning and [you]

[Tsuksìm atsawl (KaPTan)]

i'm gonna rip your heart out in one minute...

BOT(back on topic)

take a screenshot of his computer backround, move and set the taskbar to autohide, remove all icons, set backround as the screenshot.

[Niwantaw]

I'm already dead.

i have become a mindless machine...



Turn Quaritch into a mindless machine by getting him addicted to this then taking away his internet

[Tsuksìm atsawl (KaPTan)]

I'm already dead.

i have become a mindless machine...



Turn Quaritch into a mindless machine by getting him addicted to this then taking away his internet

I just said rip heart out not kill haven't you ever seen Indiana Jones and the temple of doom?

[Eanikran]

i'm gonna rip your heart out in one minute...

BOT(back on topic)

take a screenshot of his computer backround, move and set the taskbar to autohide, remove all icons, set backround as the screenshot.

Hahah  I do this to my friend all the time

[Tsamsiyu92]

Go onto his computer and start translating stuff into Na'vi.

Make him an avatar and fasten him to a link machine.

['Oma Tirea]

He done it by using cunning and [you]

I actually used [ you ] along with your buddy [you]

[Eyamsiyu]

Sing "I'm Yours" by Jason Mraz in Na'vi to him.  Everywhere.  With roses, a heart-box of chocolates, and  with a little-black-dress (or if you are a guy, a tight pink shirt, skinny jeans, flip-flops, and a bleach-blonde faux hawk).

[Lolet]

Whenevr he comes near, start singing "I'm In Love With a Girl". Look him in the eyes.