How to Annoy General Miles Quaritch

archaic · July 28, 2010, 09:59:49 AM

Get him a walking fame.
When he get's some new piece of house hold electronics, swap the manual for one written only in Na'vi.
Get him a Na'vi stripper for his birthday, and serve teylu at the party.
Get him a copy of the Avatar on DVD, and get it signed by all the Na'vi who appeared.
Get him a copy of How to train your Dragon.
Give him a picture of himself, and get it signed by Stephen Lang.
Leave a copy of Darth Vader's autobiography on his desk.
Put up a sign saying "You don't have to be mad to work here ..... "

Eyamsiyu · July 28, 2010, 10:14:51 AM

Since he wears the same uniform almost every day, say to the other people he is walking the "Walk of Shame."

Eanikran · July 28, 2010, 10:48:47 AM

Quote from: archaic on July 28, 2010, 09:59:49 AM
Give him a picture of himself, and get it signed by Stephen Lang

Key'ìl Nekxetse · July 28, 2010, 12:21:51 PM

Hide the keys to his kunsìp.

Niwantaw · July 28, 2010, 12:30:49 PM

Kill all the Na'vi without him.

'Oma Tirea · July 28, 2010, 12:39:33 PM

Quote from: Na'rìnga Taronyu on July 28, 2010, 10:48:47 AM
Quote from: archaic on July 28, 2010, 09:59:49 AM
Give him a picture of himself, and get it signed by Stephen Lang

Throw him into that asymptote you just created. It's not like he'll die that quickly

Lolet · July 28, 2010, 01:09:59 PM

Quote from: Eyamsiyu on July 28, 2010, 10:14:51 AM
Since he wears the same uniform almost every day, say to the other people he is walking the "Walk of Shame."

I get this joke now.

Tell everyone that he and Grace are romantically involved.

Ekirä · July 28, 2010, 01:28:55 PM

Empty all the ammunition out from his guns.

Amaya · July 28, 2010, 01:30:19 PM

Quote from: Lolet Maticay Tsam'Tirea Omatikaya on July 28, 2010, 01:09:59 PM

Tell everyone that he and Grace are romantically involved.

Write a story where this happens and force him to read it >.>

Eanikran · July 28, 2010, 01:30:46 PM

Quote from: Eyamsiyu on July 28, 2010, 10:14:51 AM
Since he wears the same uniform almost every day, say to the other people he is walking the "Walk of Shame."

Hrh, this is win

Lolet · July 28, 2010, 01:31:55 PM

I will now never wear te same outfit two days in a row.

Eyamsiyu · July 28, 2010, 04:06:10 PM

Quote from: Lolet Maticay Tsam'Tirea Omatikaya on July 28, 2010, 01:31:55 PM
I will now never wear te same outfit two days in a row.

Something tells me that you will keep this vow.

Take out his desk and file cabinets in his office while he is sleeping in the barracks. The same night, build a boat in his office.

archaic · July 30, 2010, 01:47:53 AM

I've worn this same loincloth for more than 2 day's.
It's just right in any situation.
And I guess Pandoran life doesn't suffer with the same sweating issues that human's do.

Meanwhile, back on topic ......
Leave Kaltxì Palulukan plush toys around his office.
Put a label on everything he owns saying what it's called in Na'vi.
Hum 'The Imperial March' theme every time he walks or takes a step.

Spoiler

Lolet · July 30, 2010, 01:11:01 PM

I change my loincloth every day. I need to be FRESH!!! However, it's a whole different story with my mate.

Replace all his clothes with women's loinclothes. Tell him they make his legs look so slim.

Txur Niftxavang · July 30, 2010, 03:59:41 PM

Make him eat that Purple Leaf. then funnel Kava down his throat... He will eventually go nuts.

Lolet · July 31, 2010, 01:11:48 PM

Quote from: Txur Nìftxavang on July 30, 2010, 03:59:41 PM
Make him eat that Purple Leaf. then funnel Kava down his throat... He will eventually go nuts.

Hoo boy. I don't know if he can handle that. I know I couldn't.

Eyamsiyu · July 31, 2010, 01:30:02 PM

Follow him around, and when he says something to someone (anything), jump in and say "Who's your daddy now, huh?" He might like it at first, but you WILL get on his nerves."