In soviet Pandora....

[Eyamsiyu]

Arachnoid stung by YOU to go on Uniltaron.

[Sìltsana Mun’iyu]

in soviet pandora, Bow shoot you

[~Ayngahu]

In soviet Pandora, YOU light up when touched.

[Nìwotxkrr Tìyawn]

In Soviet Pandora, trees climb YOU.

[Na'rìng]

In Soviet Pandora, aytoruk tsaheylu nga!

[Txontaw]

In Soviet Pandora, aytoruk tsaheylu nga!

Nice! I like this guy!

Although I don't know why toruk is plural...

And for those who can't understand basic Na'vi, he said;

"In Soviet Pandora, toruk bonds with you!"

Also, one of my own;

In soviet Pandora, you see me!

[Na'rìng]

In Soviet Pandora, aytoruk tsaheylu nga!

Nice! I like this guy!

Although I don't know why toruk is plural...

And for those who can't understand basic Na'vi, he said;

"In Soviet Pandora, toruk bonds with you!"

Also, one of my own;

In soviet Pandora, you see me!

Instead of the Na'vi to have to find and tsaheylu their own flying mount, they find and tsaheylu you instead! Who says it would be just one of them? If it is there nature, you're gonna have a cloud of Aytoruk!

In Soviet Pandora, the RDA's spaceship is made up of organic material with no metal; though the trees on Pandora seems to be made of high-carbon steel.

[Txontaw]

In Soviet Pandora, aytoruk tsaheylu nga!

Nice! I like this guy!

Although I don't know why toruk is plural...

And for those who can't understand basic Na'vi, he said;

"In Soviet Pandora, toruk bonds with you!"

Also, one of my own;

In soviet Pandora, you see me!

Instead of the Na'vi to have to find and tsaheylu their own flying mount, they find and tsaheylu you instead! Who says it would be just one of them? If it is there nature, you're gonna have a cloud of Aytoruk!

In Soviet Pandora, the RDA's spaceship is made up of organic material with no metal; though the trees on Pandora seems to be made of high-carbon steel.

Ah, I see your thinking now, but I think singular still makes more sense.

Lol, metal trees would be weird, and I can just see walking on grass on the flight deck.

[~Ayngahu]

In soviet Pandora, Unobtanium mines for humans.

In soviet Pandora, Iknimaya walks YOU

In soviet Pandora, Kì'ong eats YOU

In soviet Pandora, Eywa mates before YOU

In soviet Pandora, YOU are toxic to the air.

[Robert Nantangä Tirea]

In Soviet Pandora, your legs get YOU back!

[Étienne]

In soviet Pandora, Eywa mates before YOU

Eww, is that like watching your parents have sex?

[HTML_Earth]

In Soviet Pandora, your legs get YOU back!

...your REAL legs. 

[Eyamsiyu]

In soviet Pandora, Blue Flute plays YOU!

[Txura Tirea]

In Soviet Pandora, trees cut YOU down.

Great thread. 

[Robert Nantangä Tirea]

In Soviet Pandora, the ground floats the MOUNTAINS!

[Eyamsiyu]

In Soviet Pandora, palulukan eaten by YOU!

[Nìwotxkrr Tìyawn]

In Soviet Pandora, Na'vi machine gun you.

[Tíngay outíngay]

On earth; you shoot bullet
In soviet pandora, BULLET SHOOTS YOU!

[Nìwotxkrr Tìyawn]

In Soviet Pandora, Wikipedia edits you.

[Tíngay outíngay]

Is soviet pandora books read you