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Offline Niwantaw

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JOKES!!
« on: April 14, 2010, 01:54:10 pm »
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Re: JOKES!!
« Reply #1 on: April 14, 2010, 05:35:52 pm »
oh come on i can't be the only person on this site with a bad sense of humour......


a man walked into a bar

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Re: JOKES!!
« Reply #2 on: April 14, 2010, 06:59:50 pm »
A neutron walks into a bar and asks, "How much for a drink?" The bartender says, "For you? No charge."

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Re: JOKES!!
« Reply #3 on: April 14, 2010, 07:14:05 pm »
good to know someone knows where most of those came from (or at least the pattern)

two atoms are in a  bar one says to the other "i think i've lost an electron"
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Re: JOKES!!
« Reply #4 on: April 14, 2010, 07:31:42 pm »
My wife electricuted me, it was a short relaitonship, she told me I was too negative, and there weren't enough sparks between us, all the resistance was making it difficult to stay grounded.
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Re: JOKES!!
« Reply #5 on: April 14, 2010, 09:04:14 pm »
i visited a crematorium once that offered discounts do burn victims ::)


i love awful jokes :D
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« Reply #6 on: April 14, 2010, 10:47:37 pm »
I was walking home last night when I noticed an old drunk staggering along the road. He passed a woman who was walking a young child. "Lady", said the drunk, "that's the ugliest kid I've ever seen. Damn, that is one ugly child!." As the drunk wandered off, the lady burst into tears. Just then, a mailman came to her rescue. "What's the matter, madam?" he asked. "I've just been horribly insulted" she sobbed. "There there," said the mailman, reaching into his pocket. "Dry your eyes with this tissue, and here's a banana for the chimp"
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Re: JOKES!!
« Reply #7 on: April 15, 2010, 12:28:05 am »
Two RDA walk into a building ....... You think one of them would have seen it!


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« Reply #8 on: April 15, 2010, 05:24:05 pm »
Jimmy was a chemist's son,
But Jimmy is no more.
What Jimmy thought was H20,
Was H2SO4.
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Re: JOKES!!
« Reply #9 on: April 15, 2010, 09:32:33 pm »
lawl's at the sulferic acid joke.  :D
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Re: JOKES!!
« Reply #10 on: April 15, 2010, 09:34:15 pm »
I was walking home last night when I noticed an old drunk staggering along the road. He passed a woman who was walking a young child. "Lady", said the drunk, "that's the ugliest kid I've ever seen. Damn, that is one ugly child!." As the drunk wandered off, the lady burst into tears. Just then, a mailman came to her rescue. "What's the matter, madam?" he asked. "I've just been horribly insulted" she sobbed. "There there," said the mailman, reaching into his pocket. "Dry your eyes with this tissue, and here's a banana for the chimp"

Ok I cracked up at that.
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Re: JOKES!!
« Reply #11 on: April 15, 2010, 09:38:31 pm »
Two muffins were sitting in the oven

One turns to the other and says, “Wow it’s hot in here!”

The other muffins says, “Woah! A talking muffin!!!”
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Re: JOKES!!
« Reply #12 on: April 16, 2010, 10:25:16 am »
didn't someone already come up with that joke?  ???

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Re: JOKES!!
« Reply #13 on: April 16, 2010, 10:26:32 am »
no


And please don't post if you haven't got a bad joke


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Re: JOKES!!
« Reply #14 on: April 16, 2010, 01:42:34 pm »
I call your bet

Why did the crab blush?

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Re: JOKES!!
« Reply #15 on: April 16, 2010, 01:49:52 pm »
Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Re: JOKES!!
« Reply #16 on: April 16, 2010, 02:07:14 pm »
An infrared photon walks into a bar and asks:
"Is it hot in here is it just me?"

A neutrino walks into a bar, the bartender says:
"We don't serve neutrinos here."
The neutrino answers:
"No worry; I'm just passing through."

A room-temperature superconductor walks into a bar, the bartender says:
"We don't serve room-temperature superconductors here."
The room-temperature superconductor leaves without putting up any resistance.

My quantum car broke down yesterday, so I took it to the quantum mechanic and asked if he could fixed it, he just replied:
"I don't know, I'll have to look at it."

Last but not least:
Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar...
... And doesn't!
« Last Edit: April 16, 2010, 02:09:03 pm by Taronyu Txonyä »
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Re: JOKES!!
« Reply #17 on: April 16, 2010, 03:50:56 pm »
Best telling of this joke ever. It's a long one.


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Re: JOKES!!
« Reply #18 on: April 16, 2010, 03:51:20 pm »
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