Knock knock.

[Tengfya swizaw]

What would that make their battering rams, I wonder.

Ever heard of Hometree?

If Hometree was a battering ram, they were planning to use it on Hell's Gate. Which means Quaritch just disarmed them!

...and got crushed under countless tons of good ol' Pandoran flora.

Quaritch never got crushed under hometree ^_^ (I'm just being annoying now.)

Well seeing as you're a mod, I'll leave you to it.

[Txur’Itan]

So a Na'vi, a Vrrtep, and a Pa'li walk into a bar at Hell's Gate.

One of the Na'vi says to the Vrrtep, I bet I can make the Pa'li Laugh, you take my bet for a drink?
The Vrrtep says to the Na'vi, that's not possible, Pa'li don't laugh, I'll take your bet.
The Na'vi walks over to he Pa'li and makes Tshaylu with the Pa'li and speaks to it.
The Pa'li laughs out loud.
The Vrrtep says to the Na'vi, alright you win, I'll buy you a drink.

The next day the Na'vi, Vrrtep, and Pa'li are at the bar again.

The Na'vi says to the Vrrtep, I bet I can make the Pa'li cry for another drink.  You take my bet?
The Vrrtep says I will take your bet, but this time no cheating, no bonding.
The Na'vi agrees and walks over to the Pa'li, says a few words, and shows the Pa'li something.
The Pa'li cries, sobbing miserably.
The Vrrtep says to the Na'vi, alright I don't get it, how did you do that?
The Na'vi smiles and says, I told the Pa'li mine was bigger, that is what made him Laugh.
The Vrrtep was curious and asks, how did you make him cry?
The Na'vi takes a drink, looks the Vrrtep in the eye and says, I showed him the proof.

LOL! I've heard this joke before, but putting avatar chars in makes it so much more awesome! LOL!

=) 

[Sngä'i Tìrey-yä]

So a Na'vi, a Vrrtep, and a Pa'li walk into a bar at Hell's Gate.

One of the Na'vi says to the Vrrtep, I bet I can make the Pa'li Laugh, you take my bet for a drink?
The Vrrtep says to the Na'vi, that's not possible, Pa'li don't laugh, I'll take your bet.
The Na'vi walks over to he Pa'li and makes Tshaylu with the Pa'li and speaks to it.
The Pa'li laughs out loud.
The Vrrtep says to the Na'vi, alright you win, I'll buy you a drink.

The next day the Na'vi, Vrrtep, and Pa'li are at the bar again.

The Na'vi says to the Vrrtep, I bet I can make the Pa'li cry for another drink.  You take my bet?
The Vrrtep says I will take your bet, but this time no cheating, no bonding.
The Na'vi agrees and walks over to the Pa'li, says a few words, and shows the Pa'li something.
The Pa'li cries, sobbing miserably.
The Vrrtep says to the Na'vi, alright I don't get it, how did you do that?
The Na'vi smiles and says, I told the Pa'li mine was bigger, that is what made him Laugh.
The Vrrtep was curious and asks, how did you make him cry?
The Na'vi takes a drink, looks the Vrrtep in the eye and says, I showed him the proof.

orz

[Tìsyaw Nantangä]

So a Na'vi, a Vrrtep, and a Pa'li walk into a bar at Hell's Gate.

One of the Na'vi says to the Vrrtep, I bet I can make the Pa'li Laugh, you take my bet for a drink?
The Vrrtep says to the Na'vi, that's not possible, Pa'li don't laugh, I'll take your bet.
The Na'vi walks over to he Pa'li and makes Tsahaylu with the Pa'li and speaks to it.
The Pa'li laughs out loud.
The Vrrtep says to the Na'vi, alright you win, I'll buy you a drink.

The next day the Na'vi, Vrrtep, and Pa'li are at the bar again.

The Na'vi says to the Vrrtep, I bet I can make the Pa'li cry for another drink.  You take my bet?
The Vrrtep says I will take your bet, but this time no cheating, no bonding.
The Na'vi agrees and walks over to the Pa'li, says a few words, and shows the Pa'li something.
The Pa'li cries, sobbing miserably.
The Vrrtep says to the Na'vi, alright I don't get it, how did you do that?
The Na'vi smiles and says, I told the Pa'li mine was bigger, that is what made him Laugh.
The Vrrtep was curious and asks, how did you make him cry?
The Na'vi takes a drink, looks the Vrrtep in the eye and says, I showed him the proof.

omg lol xD! Wow :')

[Tanhì Tireafya'o]

So a Na'vi, a Vrrtep, and a Pa'li walk into a bar at Hell's Gate.
One of the Na'vi says to the Vrrtep, I bet I can make the Pa'li Laugh, you take my bet for a drink?
The Vrrtep says to the Na'vi, that's not possible, Pa'li don't laugh, I'll take your bet.
The Na'vi walks over to he Pa'li and makes Tsahaylu with the Pa'li and speaks to it.
The Pa'li laughs out loud.
The Vrrtep says to the Na'vi, alright you win, I'll buy you a drink.
The next day the Na'vi, Vrrtep, and Pa'li are at the bar again.
The Na'vi says to the Vrrtep, I bet I can make the Pa'li cry for another drink.  You take my bet?
The Vrrtep says I will take your bet, but this time no cheating, no bonding.
The Na'vi agrees and walks over to the Pa'li, says a few words, and shows the Pa'li something.
The Pa'li cries, sobbing miserably.
The Vrrtep says to the Na'vi, alright I don't get it, how did you do that?
The Na'vi smiles and says, I told the Pa'li mine was bigger, that is what made him Laugh.
The Vrrtep was curious and asks, how did you make him cry?
The Na'vi takes a drink, looks the Vrrtep in the eye and says, I showed him the proof.

What does the bonding part do here? It's useless. Still it makes it more Na'vi. But still.

[Kaltxì Palulukan!]

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Eywa nga.
Eywa nga who?
Eywa ngahu to you too!

Oh crap. It took me three minutes to get that joke. Joke funny--me slow.

[Kaltxì Palulukan!]

Feel free to send any booze, gifts, hatemail to:
Sebastian Wolff
122 Robinson Lane
Santa Cruz, CA 95060

Oh man, I should have known a site this wonderful has to come from SC. I am down in San Diego. I miss the boardwalk, and Bonny Doon.

[Txur’Itan]

Na'vil 'aw tìmìran lok ne tangekti, fa Na'viyä naril rä'ä tsìme'a tangekti, fa Na'viyä naril tìmakuk tangekti, Na'vil ne tangekri zoplo sìmi pak

Spoiler

Na'vi-l     'aw  t<ìm>ìran    lok        ne             tangek-ti,
Na'vi-ERG one <REC>.walk close.to to.direction tree-ACC

fa    Na'vi-yä   nari-l      rä'ä    ts<ìm>e'a   tangek-ti,
with Na'vi-GEN eye-ERG do.not <REC>.see tree-ACC

fa    Na'vi-yä   nari-l     t<ìm>akuk tangek-ti,
with Na'vi-GEN eye-ERG <REC>.hit tree-ACC

Na'vi-l     ne             tangek-ri  zoplo s<ìm>i      pak
Na'vi-ERG to.direction tree-TOP insult <REC>.do -PEJ

A Na'vi walked close to tree, Na'vi did not see tree, hits tree with eye, spoke insult toward tree

English variant: A Na'vi walked into a tree, and said... ouch.

[Taronyu Ayunilyä Alahe]

ouch.

[Aperture]

ouch

[We are Omaticaya]

LOL thats cool