Make a Wish, Make it Useless!!!!

[archaic]

It is always a clear sky, perfect for astronomy, somewhere. Unfortunately not where you are.



I wish for ball point pens that don't leak.

[Toliman]

That don't leak because it's already broken.


I wish for own Ikran

[Syatikrel]

Lu hì'i ulte tok mì u alu ball-point pen.

I wish to give some zombie-eating viperwolves that are tiny to you.

[Toliman]

Thwy are too tiny


I wish for permanently clear night sky.

[Kxanay]

It's permanently clear, but it's also always cold out.

I wish hand tracking was available for everyone permanently on the REALITY vtubing app.

[Toliman]

Then it's already not needed.


I wish for night sky completely without light pollution.

[Syatikrel]

Lu susima tanhì akinä kuma trr txankrr.

New yomtivìng oe sìranyut akerusey nantangur a tìranyut akerusey yom.

[Toliman]

Then they eat you


I wish for own astronomic observatory.

[Syatikrel]

Yerom tsawla nantangìl atsawl.

New ngivop oe nantangit lefngap.

[Toliman]

You have not good metal so it collapse.


I wish for more time.

[Kxanay]

You have more time, but are also more busy.

I wish Othercon was an in-person convention in my area instead of one online.

[Toliman]

It is but you can't attend.


I wish for own Ikran

[archaic]

You have one! Unfortunatly it is very fat and lazy, and won't fly.


I wish diets were easier to stick to.

[Toliman]

Then it's too easy and you can't stop that if you want.


I wish move to southern hemisphere (because southern night sky)

[archaic]

You move to Johannesburg.


I wish for world peace.

[Toliman]

It will be, but it take too long time.


I wish to move to New Zealand.

[archaic]

You do! Unfortunately, it's a small British village, surrounded on three sides by a military training camp.


I wish for all politicians to be wise, truthful, and honest.