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LN's International Grammar Police HQ
« on: May 12, 2010, 09:21:48 pm »
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Re: LN's International Grammar Police HQ
« Reply #1 on: May 12, 2010, 09:37:47 pm »
This thing funny perhaps might be me. Think not know I grammar rightly though maybe I knowing be more better if I have try. It is such a shame this grammar of English so hard not to understanding, notwithstanding punctuational mishaps of the higher degrees. I not be know though if possibilities be existing in regards this proposition. Hopeful become will I should grammar proven such travesty upon all the people such that arresting will must be make.

This rather actually hard to doing I think but easily more due to word freedom of order presentable in Na'vi. Gotten used did I with these convention newly learn I now able mangling languages with immense freedom lack respecting also I be doing!

You persons not will being able stopped I!

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Re: LN's International Grammar Police HQ
« Reply #2 on: May 12, 2010, 09:47:19 pm »
This thing funny perhaps might be me. Think not know I grammar rightly though maybe I knowing be more better if I have try. It is such a shame this grammar of English so hard not to understanding, notwithstanding punctuational mishaps of the higher degrees. I not be know though if possibilities be existing in regards this proposition. Hopeful become will I should grammar proven such travesty upon all the people such that arresting will must be make.

This rather actually hard to doing I think but easily more due to word freedom of order presentable in Na'vi. Gotten used did I with these convention newly learn I now able mangling languages with immense freedom lack respecting also I be doing!

You persons not will being able stopped I!

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Re: LN's International Grammar Police HQ
« Reply #3 on: May 12, 2010, 10:06:11 pm »
This thing funny perhaps might be me. Think not know I grammar rightly though maybe I knowing be more better if I have try. It is such a shame this grammar of English so hard not to understanding, notwithstanding punctuational mishaps of the higher degrees. I not be know though if possibilities be existing in regards this proposition. Hopeful become will I should grammar proven such travesty upon all the people such that arresting will must be make.

This rather actually hard to doing I think but easily more due to word freedom of order presentable in Na'vi. Gotten used did I with these convention newly learn I now able mangling languages with immense freedom lack respecting also I be doing!

You persons not will being able stopped I!

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Re: LN's International Grammar Police HQ
« Reply #4 on: May 12, 2010, 10:31:01 pm »
I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition.  ;D

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Re: LN's International Grammar Police HQ
« Reply #5 on: May 12, 2010, 11:06:14 pm »
eye mites bee welling two becum un oficar uf thuh law. eye'll thunk abowt it.
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Re: LN's International Grammar Police HQ
« Reply #6 on: May 13, 2010, 12:01:08 am »
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Re: LN's International Grammar Police HQ
« Reply #7 on: May 13, 2010, 12:04:57 am »
You know, when I posted this part of me was serious. That's what I get for posting it in the Spam section...

You know, I wonder if a member of the Grammar Police and a Grammar Na'vi Nazi would be best friends or try to kill each other...


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Re: LN's International Grammar Police HQ
« Reply #8 on: May 13, 2010, 12:37:01 am »
If you would like to join our cause the I humbly ask that you post here stating so and some way to tell that you are a member, while not necessary, would be appreciated.

If you would like to join our cause the I humbly ask that you post here stating so...

...like to join our cause the I humbly ask...

cause the I humbly ask

I not in being surely correct think but maybe you grammar are being have faults also? Definite instances be of calling kettle black the pot?  ;D ;D ;D

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Re: LN's International Grammar Police HQ
« Reply #9 on: May 13, 2010, 01:40:37 am »
I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition.  ;D

We need a word for inquisition here.  ;D

And I would sign up if it weren't for the ban on acronyms, what would happen to IAN?
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Re: LN's International Grammar Police HQ
« Reply #10 on: May 13, 2010, 11:03:29 am »
I not in being surely correct think but maybe you grammar are being have faults also? Definite instances be of calling kettle black the pot?

There, I edited it. Happy?

And I would sign up if it weren't for the ban on acronyms, what would happen to IAN?

I never said they were banned. To wit:
Internet acronyms will be tolerated.

They aren't illegal in our book.


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Re: LN's International Grammar Police HQ
« Reply #11 on: May 13, 2010, 11:06:37 am »
but..but...but....
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Re: LN's International Grammar Police HQ
« Reply #12 on: May 13, 2010, 11:08:48 am »
but..but...but....
Can i haz lolspeak?

Depends on the situation.

Mainly, everything in Spam doesn't matter to us. So it's okay there, in PMs, or in some kind of IM.


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Re: LN's International Grammar Police HQ
« Reply #13 on: May 13, 2010, 11:22:30 am »
I not in being surely correct think but maybe you grammar are being have faults also? Definite instances be of calling kettle black the pot?

There, I edited it. Happy?

No.  ;D ;D ;D

If you would like to make common cause with us then the I humbly ask that you post here stating so and some way to tell that you are a member, while not necessary, would be appreciated.

...with us then the I humbly ask...

I'm not trying to be intentionally annoying or cause offense, I just find it extremely funny that a post about Grammar Police has grammatical problems of its own. I mean, I'm no linguist, but the sentence I keep quoting really reminds me of something Miss Teen South Carolina once said:


Again, no offense intended, just LOLs.  ;)

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Re: LN's International Grammar Police HQ
« Reply #14 on: May 13, 2010, 11:26:42 am »
*is holding DE 50 .cal behind back*

*speaking through teeth*

Edited. There, happy?


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Re: LN's International Grammar Police HQ
« Reply #15 on: May 13, 2010, 11:31:02 am »
*is holding DE 50 .cal behind back*

*speaking through teeth*

Edited. There, happy?

*gulp* How many bullet holes will you put in me if I mention that the word "and" in that sentence really needs a comma before and after it?  :o

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Re: LN's International Grammar Police HQ
« Reply #16 on: May 13, 2010, 12:05:15 pm »
*has yet to fire*

There is no "and" in any sentence in that post.


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Re: LN's International Grammar Police HQ
« Reply #17 on: May 13, 2010, 01:17:47 pm »
There is no "and" in any sentence in that post.

If you would like to make common cause with us then I humbly ask that you post here stating so and some way to tell that you are a member, while not necessary, would be appreciated.

Damn, I think I'd make a fine grammar policeman, wouldn't you say?  :D

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Re: LN's International Grammar Police HQ
« Reply #18 on: May 13, 2010, 02:04:28 pm »
"You need to muzzle your dog..."

"Yeah, can we take this down a couple notches, please?"
 
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If I were you, Shadow, I'd have done all of those errors on purpose as a test for who was worthy to join the Grammar Police Force. I'd say Kayrìlien has proved herself.

Oh, and "inventor" in your sig is misspelled. Maybe that was on purpose, I don't know...
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Re: LN's International Grammar Police HQ
« Reply #19 on: May 13, 2010, 02:06:39 pm »
i think we're all being mean to poor shadow  :D
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