Make a winning caption win money

[Col Quaritch]

No joke Itune gift card to who ever I pic that makes a funny caption for the following picture of me taken during my birthday dinner last week.




Keep it clean , ready? set? GO!

[Niwantaw]

WARNING: EXTREME EYE INJURY CAN BE CAUSED BY WATCHING AVATAR IN 3D WITHOUT 3D GLASSES

[kewnya txamew'itan]

Photo taken mere micoseconds before Col Quaritch gets fragged.

[Txur’Itan]

WARNING: THE FOLLOWING THINGS ARE EXPLOSIVELY FLAMMABLE ONCE COL QUARITCH GIVES THEM THE EVIL EYE...

1) NA'VI
2) TREES
3) PEOPLE
4) ANIMALS
5) ROCKS
6) GUNSHIPS
7) MOUNTAINS

USE OF EXTREME CAUTION IS ADVISED.

[Kayrìlien]

This is what happens when you try to make tsaheylu with a bottle of tequila.

[Col Quaritch]

This is what happens when you try to make tsaheylu with a bottle of tequila.

ROFL
and finaly a Na'vi word I actually know.

[Étienne]

HATERS GONNA HATE

[Col Quaritch]

This is what happens when you try to make tsaheylu with a bottle of tequila.

I was going to let this run a tad longer but when you read something so funny you litterly pass your drink through your nose you have a funny winner. So everyone give it up to Kayrilien for winning the pick a funny caption contest.

[Payoang]

This is what happens when you try to make tsaheylu with a bottle of tequila.

*applauds*

[Kayrìlien]

This is what happens when you try to make tsaheylu with a bottle of tequila.

I was going to let this run a tad longer but when you read something so funny you litterly pass your drink through your nose you have a funny winner. So everyone give it up to Kayrilien for winning the pick a funny caption contest.

*bows*  Thanks a lot, Colonel! I'm just glad (and surprised) that Quaritch has a prize for a Na'vi warrior that doesn't come from a gun barrel! I'll keep that in mind, and I'll tell my boys to not shoot so many arrows at the wheels of your big bulldozer things next time. 

Kayrìlien

[Col Quaritch]

I would like to say that I don't make the offer of cash prize so that my topics will get more hits or for karma, so why did I? Simply in a very good mood and one of those oh so few days I'm not hurting badly that maximum doses this side of death rant taking even the edge off my pain. So there's my reason and I'm sure everyone is happy for our little winner now I need to go kick some corporate but someone been touching MY TOYS ( read another topic of mine for that to have any meaning )