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Offline Tseymsì

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Make a Wish, Make it Useless!!!!
« on: April 15, 2011, 05:03:54 pm »
Kaltxì ma frapo! This is a really funny game that isn't too hard to do. If you have a really good imagination, you'll love it! The Rules are Simple:

1. The first person posts a wish.

2. The second poster grants the first wish, but with a twist so the granted wish is rendered useless. They then wish for something of their own. Be apropriate please.... Keep it PG-13.

Ex:
Poster #1: I wish I had a million dollars.

Poster #2: Granted, but you get it in pennies and can NEVER switch it to cash.
I wish I can fly.

Poster #3: Granted, but a military base shoots you down and takes you in a laboratory and does tons of sick and gruesome tests on you trying to figure out how you fly.
I wish I can have unbelievable strength like the hulk.
ETC. LET'S HAVE FUN!

I will start:
I wish I can have a BMW.
If I make a mistake in my Na'vi speaking or typing (or even english hehe...) Please let me know!

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Re: Make a Wish, Make it Useless!!!!
« Reply #1 on: April 15, 2011, 06:38:26 pm »
You can have one, but there's no engine and they don't make the one you need anymore.

I wish I knew how to speak Na'vi...
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Re: Make a Wish, Make it Useless!!!!
« Reply #2 on: April 15, 2011, 06:52:42 pm »
You can have one, but there's no engine and they don't make the one you need anymore.

I wish I knew how to speak Na'vi...

Granted, but your tongue got ripped out by a viperwolf and you went mute.
I wish I can be ambidextrous....
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Re: Make a Wish, Make it Useless!!!!
« Reply #3 on: April 15, 2011, 07:18:13 pm »
Sure, but you have to give your right arm for it!

(A lot of mutilation going on here, haha, and wasn't there a thread like this already? Oh well)

I wish I had chocolate cake

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Re: Make a Wish, Make it Useless!!!!
« Reply #4 on: April 15, 2011, 07:20:03 pm »
unfortunately you're allergic to cake.


I wish I could fly
Only mostly AWOL.

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Re: Make a Wish, Make it Useless!!!!
« Reply #5 on: April 15, 2011, 07:22:50 pm »
Done!~ But you cant fly more than 1ft off the ground.

I wish I was a Na'vi person.
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Re: Make a Wish, Make it Useless!!!!
« Reply #6 on: April 15, 2011, 07:25:04 pm »
Done!~ But you cant fly more than 1ft off the ground.
That's actually quite useful I mean think of how mucky the floor usually is :P


Done but you're the only one in existence



I wish I had a large mug of tea.
Only mostly AWOL.

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Re: Make a Wish, Make it Useless!!!!
« Reply #7 on: April 15, 2011, 07:37:14 pm »
granted, but it has been sitting for three weeks.
I wish Na'vi was my 1st language
correct anything i get wrong rutxe

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Re: Make a Wish, Make it Useless!!!!
« Reply #8 on: April 15, 2011, 07:40:03 pm »
Done!~ But you cant fly more than 1ft off the ground.
That's actually quite useful I mean think of how mucky the floor usually is :P

Psh xD Well I couldnt think of much and I didnt want to use the main example or something like it ._. Thats just no fun.



Done but your mentally retarded and have a speech impediment.

I wish I was 5'3"
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Re: Make a Wish, Make it Useless!!!!
« Reply #9 on: April 15, 2011, 07:45:26 pm »
done but you live in a short world (aprox. 2 feet tall)
I wish i wish i lived in a Na'vi world
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Re: Make a Wish, Make it Useless!!!!
« Reply #10 on: April 15, 2011, 07:47:21 pm »
Done but your a defenseless, slow, caterpillar.

I wish I was a rich girl.
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Re: Make a Wish, Make it Useless!!!!
« Reply #11 on: April 15, 2011, 07:51:34 pm »
You are, but your terrible hunchback warps what would be your normal height of 6'4" down to 5'3", and you donate all your money to spinal research charities.

I wish that aliens would come and vaporize my garage so that I never have to know what's truly in all of those containers which my grandfather the chemist kept.
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Re: Make a Wish, Make it Useless!!!!
« Reply #12 on: April 15, 2011, 08:09:29 pm »
done, but he had found a wawy to turn copper to gold
i wish i could see in complete darkness
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Re: Make a Wish, Make it Useless!!!!
« Reply #13 on: April 15, 2011, 08:10:25 pm »
You are, but your terrible hunchback warps what would be your normal height of 6'4" down to 5'3", and you donate all your money to spinal research charities.

LMFAO I just have to say thats freaking great.



Granted, but you live in a world with no darkness what-so-ever.

I wish I were a cat.
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Re: Make a Wish, Make it Useless!!!!
« Reply #14 on: April 15, 2011, 08:15:11 pm »
You are, but your terrible hunchback warps what would be your normal height of 6'4" down to 5'3", and you donate all your money to spinal research charities.
LMFAO I just have to say thats freaking great.

Thanks, I had that prepared for the one a couple back, but I type slowly.  Sigh.

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I wish I were a cat.

Done.  You are an Earth cat on Pandora and surrounded by nantangs.  Good news: you can't breathe the air so you won't suffer long.

Oops!  Sorry ma Swoka Ikran.
« Last Edit: April 15, 2011, 08:32:36 pm by Alyara Arati »
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Re: Make a Wish, Make it Useless!!!!
« Reply #15 on: April 15, 2011, 08:31:29 pm »
I wish someone would make a wish...
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Re: Make a Wish, Make it Useless!!!!
« Reply #16 on: April 15, 2011, 08:34:45 pm »
You got your wish, but were sadly unable to negate that wish because (well I was going to say your computer crashed, but that's a bit harsh, so let's just say a giant whale ate you and you were imprisoned with a lying little wooden boy and his family.)

I wish I could type faster and with fewer mistakes.
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Re: Make a Wish, Make it Useless!!!!
« Reply #17 on: April 15, 2011, 08:36:42 pm »
Granted, but you live in a time and place where typing and typing instruments dont exist/havent been invented yet.

I wish I understood Na'vi better ._.
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Re: Make a Wish, Make it Useless!!!!
« Reply #18 on: April 15, 2011, 09:15:14 pm »
Done. An tiger rips your head right off.
I wish I could have a hovercraft. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Pure white would be disturbing. :)
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Re: Make a Wish, Make it Useless!!!!
« Reply #19 on: April 15, 2011, 10:02:01 pm »
You get one, but you crash it while hovering drunk, and kill a group of children.

I wish I had some new shoes.

 

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