Make a Wish, Make it Useless!!!!

Started by Tseymsì, April 15, 2011, 05:03:54 PM

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Toliman

Everyone can... but after some time (when all people already got vaccine) we realise that all these vaccines cause serious health issues few years after application.


I wish drugs generally have not bad side effects.

archaic

Now they don't! Unfortunately they loose all their effectiveness as well.


I wish there was significantly less poverty in the world.
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Toliman

It is, there is significantly less poverty in the world... but things will rapidly change in bad way during few next years and what is today considered as good enough, meanwhile become poverty...


I wish there would be enough budget for more (and more advanced) telescopes on Earth orbit like as HST.

archaic

Your wish is granted! Three more, very advanced telescopes, unfortunately, one looses contact with the ground, and collides with a chunk of space debris, loosing a shower of fresh debris, which takes out a second, among other things, the expanding cloud of debris finally takes out he third, and the expansive debris layer blankets the entire Earth, making it unsafe for any more launches for thirty years.




I wish AC wasn't so damaging to the environment.
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Tan Jala

Granted, but only when it's already cold.


I wish I met those who I miss now.

Toliman

You meet them, but they are such rude that you regret your wish.


I wish I had not to meet rude people.

archaic

you avoid meeting any rude people, however, without those interactions, you form unrealistically high expectations for politeness, and so unfairly brand everyone as being rude.



I wish I was never misunderstood or misinterpreted.
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Toliman

You never misunderstand but reality is such hard and cruel that you sudenly don't want understand it.


I wish our world was not such cruel.

archaic

Now it isn't. After two weeks of the new normal, you become bored and cynical of everyones nice ness, you reject the world as being completely devoid of any recognisable reference points. You withdraw from it, and become increasingly lonely and depressed. Finally you realise you just can't cope without a little back ground cruelty, and you wish bitterly that the world was the way it was.


I wish all Politicians only worked for the good of the people.
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Toliman

They start to work for the good of the people... but problem is that what they call as "working for good of the people" is dramatically different in comparation with what you meant as "working only for the good of the people" so really nothing good for people happen...


I wish politicans at least didn't lie to own people.

Kxanay

They no longer lie to their own people, but they still lie to everyone else.

I wish people could understand that humans are meant to be a part of nature.

Toliman

People understand and they start live as part of the nature... but nature unfortunatelly start be very hostile.


I wish total solar eclipses would be not such rare.

archaic

Two oversized, zombie eating Nantang put an inflatable second moon in orbit, because its density is vastly less, it has to be secured in place with ropes. Unfortunately, the entire world's production of rope it taken for the next ten years.
 




I wish computer hardware cost less.
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Toliman

Cost of computer hardware is low now, but unfortunately quality is low too.


I wish primary mirrors for astronomic telescopes would be not such expensive.

Kxanay

Primary astronomic telescope mirrors are less expensive, but also break very easily.

I wish I could have my own shoulder banshee from Avatar World at WDW.

Toliman

You got one, but unfortunately you lost it very soon.

I wish I was able better understand to certain people.

archaic

You do, unfortunately, you no longer understand anyone else, including yourself.




I wish ball point pens didn't run out at inconvenient moments.
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Toliman

You have a ball point pen which can not run out at inconvenient moments because it's broken and not possible to use.


I wish there would be not any unpleasant surprises.

archaic

You are no longer surprised, by the ever increasing and worsening unpleasantness.




I wish I could always use a pen that worked properly, when ever I needed one.
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Toliman

You can always use properly working pen, but sadly you have not any paper.


I wish big telescopes would be not such expensive.