Make a Wish, Make it Useless!!!!

[Tan Jala]

It will be no delays for sequels but it would be available to a very limited number of people only.

I wish to see more toruks in avatar products.

[Toliman]

Okay, there are more toruks in all Avatar products... even such many toruks that you become annoyed by therm.

I wish there were even more Avatar sequels (some next after awaited four sequels) in the future.

[archaic]

There will be! Release dates are as follows .....
Avatar 6 - December 2100
Avatar 7 - December 2103
Avatar 8 - December 2106
Avatar 9 - December 2109
Avatar 10 - December 2122

I wish for 2022 to be better in every way than 2021.

[Toliman]

It is, but then 2023 year will be totally terrible for everyone.

I wish EVERY new year would be better than outgoing year.

[archaic]

They are! Unfortunately, every spring, summer, fall, and Christmas are all worse than the previous year.


I wish levels of CO2 and methane in the atmosphere were falling, not continuing to rise.

[Toliman]

They will decrease almost to 0% but then we find that all what we (now) know about CO2 and methane is wrong and that we caused another (and even far more serious) problem.


I wish more money for science.

[Tirea Aean]

You now have more than enough money, but massive and widespread supply chain issues have caused a shortage so that you can't buy anything you needed the money to buy.

I wish I had enough money to pay off all of my debt and still have plenty of money left over.

[Toliman]

Something happen and tomorrow you will have enough money for all what you need and want. But then economy crisis and hyperinflation suddenly happen and all your money become valueless...


I wish I was able to learn completelly all languages (reach native speaker level) which interested me.

[archaic]

You do, unfortunately you forget everything else, and can no longer walk, read, remember you friends and family, feed yourself, or remember anything about Avatar.


I wish for a time machine, so I can go watch Avatar2 right now!

[Toliman]

You can, but time machine is broken and you have to stay in far future because meanwhile Avatar2 was again delayed many times.


I wish I could do some things in better way during previous year.

[Ewa'tuì]

Granted, but you lose memory of how you accomplished these things. 

I wish I could have a pet zebra. 

[Toliman]

You have but that become huge financilar problem for you.


I wish Na'vi language would be use far more in next Avatar sequels.

[Txantslusam Skxawng]

Done! But the movies are dubbed. (but I agree it should have been used more)

I wish that the process of my performance review at work would speed up xD

[Toliman]

It will... however results are not pleasant for you.

I wish more money for space exploration.

[archaic]

There is! Unfortunately, millions more people around the world now face starvation, funding for environmental projects is reduced, and funding for enforcing existing environmental regulations is cut.


I wish it was possible to have all good things, without any of the bad things happening.

[Toliman]

It will happen, but after some time you find that these good things are actually bad.


I wish no terrible surprises anymore...

[Syatikrel]

Lìyu fratrr sìloho lefpom.

Oel new txivula alo amezazam tsawla tawsìpit a pxaw oare 'Rrtä.

[Toliman]

If I understand well, you want built spaceship... so it will be too dificult and you will be financialy ruined completelly.


I wish return back in time few years ago and can stay at that times.

[Pawni]

here's a time machine! but you'll only be able to live one particular day of your choice over and over again.


I wish to taste rain water from a purple leaf

[Toliman]

Yu can do that, but unfortunatelly that purple leaf is not exactly that leaf which you expect... it's poisonous.


I wish Pandora would be real.