Make a Wish, Make it Useless!!!!

[Alyara Arati]

*has no Inspirata to give, but bequeaths you half of this next wish*
(now you can use that half wish to half negate whatever negates your next wish)

I half wish that we don't all have to google "ark building" because of all of this rain.

[Stxeli Eywa tse'a]

Granted! But now it never rains again! D:

I wish that I could get a fully paid scholarship to any college of my choice.

[Swoka Ikran]

You do, but you end up with a degree that is worthless employment-wise.

I wish the program I'm writing was finished. (It's like 5% done)

[Vawm tsamsiyu]

Done, 95% bloatware added



I wish I had access to a stargate and knew the gate address to pandora

[Tsuksìm atsawl (KaPTan)]

Done, but the Wraith have beaten you to it and eaten all the na'vi. (love Stargate BTW)

I wish that the two essays i have due monday were pushed back to wednesday.

['Oma Tirea]

Done, but your grade and satisfaction get pushed back, too.

*has no Inspirata to give, but bequeaths you half of this next wish*
(now you can use that half wish to half negate whatever negates your next wish)

*gives the other half*

It's inspirata BTW, with a lower-case i.

I wish that was better known

[Alyara Arati]

Done.  But this mysteriously causes everyone but you to forget the correct usage of kop and nìteng.

I wish I knew if I have done something to offend someone.

[Tsuksìm atsawl (KaPTan)]

done, but you find out that half the people you have talked to you have insulted in one way or another.

i really wish that i didn't procrastinate.

[Alyara Arati]

Done.  You are odiously industrious and end up doing all the work in group projects and liking it.

I wish I had insulted half the people I've spoken to; at least then I would have had the satisfaction of telling them what I really think of them.

[Tsuksìm atsawl (KaPTan)]

done, but those people go out of their way to make you uncomfortable.

I wish that my essay prompts weren't so damn vague.

[Swoka Ikran]

They aren't. They're written in excruciating detail, and take up 31 pages.

I wish for a lottery ticket.

[Eywa'eveng-tìranyu]

you get it, it is the winning ticket, but after that you can't find it anymore...

I wish schoolwould start 1 week later

[Swoka Ikran]

It does, but it ends 1 MONTH later.

I wish for a new car.

[Eywa'eveng-tìranyu]

you get, but fuel is $20,00 per liter. for the next 3 years.

I wish there weren't any wars in the world

[Swoka Ikran]

There aren't, but the world economy failed, so life on this planet is still miserable.

I wish finals were over.

[Duma Vadamee {Aungia Tsawkeyä}]

granted but in that span of time you were not in school and now you must retake all of them (im sooo mean  )

i wish i hade real working spartan armor with shilds and everything.

[Swoka Ikran]

You do, but there's no war, so they're useless.

I wish I had a newer car than I do.

[Alyara Arati]

You do, but it's a Toyota that got recalled.

I wish I had your car (which is newer than mine).

[Swoka Ikran]

You do, but mine is a 1995 Honda that's in need of a paint job.

I wish javascript wasn't so challenging to make work across browsers.

[archaic]

Your wish is my command, but you forget how to code in any language.


I wish I was a better person.