Make a Wish, Make it Useless!!!!

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Swoka Ikran

You do, but she already has a mate.

I wish for an airplane
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akiwiguy

You get it, but when the engine stalls and you start gliding, a meteorite comes down and breaks off one of the wings.

I wish I had a girlfriend.

Txantslusam Skxawng

You have, but she cheated on you and goes off with someone else

I wish Sweden didn't send a 'mooiboy' to the ESF
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Sіr. Ηaxalot

Quote from: Txantslusam Skxawng on May 13, 2011, 05:41:07 AM
You have, but she cheated on you and goes off with someone else

I wish Sweden didn't send a 'mooiboy' to the ESF

We don't, instead we ignore all rules and send Rebecca Black instead.

I wish it wouldn't be so expensive to travel to Stockholm :/

Swoka Ikran

It's not, but it takes 4.29 years to get there.

I wish I didn't have to mow the lawn.
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Alyara Arati

You don't have to mow your lawn.  I'll trade you, and I'll mow yours if you first travel to the midwest and mow my lawn.

I wish I wasn't waiting by the phone.
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Swoka Ikran

You aren't, but you miss the call you were expecting as a result...

I wish I had money to buy more Avatar stuff with...
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akiwiguy

You do, but as soon as you buy more Avatar stuff the FBI turn up and ask about some fraudulent money...

I wish my CPU wasn't a piece of crap.

Eywa'eveng-tìranyu

It isn't, but it needs so much power your energy bill is now $500 more each month.

I wish Windows wouldn't crash so often.

Swoka Ikran

It doesn't. Instead, various hardware components need replacement every 4 days.

I wish I had at least 2000 posts.
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Sіr. Ηaxalot

You now have 20 000 posts... in Spam.

I wish I had a Windows Server 2008 license.

Swoka Ikran

You get one, but only after the OS is obsolete.

I wish that those 20,000 posts were not in Spam.
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Eywa'eveng-tìranyu

They aren't, they're in another forum.

I wish I had more time for my homework

Swoka Ikran

You do, but that's because your internet service is down and you can't be here.

I wish I knew what I wanted for my birthday...
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akiwiguy

You do, but when you go to buy that thing you discover you have no money, and everyone else is dead.

I wish I had an apple.

Swoka Ikran

You do, but it's on top of your head, being used as a target for a Na'vi that's practicing his archery to improve poor accuracy.

I wish I had glue, and that it wasn't used in a manner that's detrimental to me.
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akiwiguy

You do, but it's used in a way that is detrimental to your whole family.

I wish I had a crossbow.

Swoka Ikran

You do, but you held it backwards and shot yourself...

I wish my new program was finished and worked correctly.
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'Itan Atxur

Quote from: Swoka Ikran on May 14, 2011, 09:18:38 PM
You do, but you held it backwards and shot yourself...

I wish my new program was finished and worked correctly.

Granted, but the world implodes from the shock of a program working the way it's intended to w/o issue

I wish I had the guts...

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Vawm tsamsiyu

You do but now you don't need them anymore




I wish this wish wouldn't come true
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