Make a Wish, Make it Useless!!!!

[Takmeyalan te Tsu'erak 'Ewfwefpìkxap'itan]

You now live in a desert
I wish that no one ever, including me spoke latin. that would make me 

[Swoka Ikran]

Sure, but now they all speak a tribal language (that's not Na'vi).

I wish this program I'm working on would stop crashing.

[Blue Elf]

Granted. It doesn't crash, however still doesn't do what you need.

I wish I don't asleep in my office as it is too hot here. Opened door and windows don't help

[Swoka Ikran]

You're wide awake, but that's because you're freezing.

I wish I had something to do today.

[Vawm tsamsiyu]

You must now fill out a ten thousand question questionare about boring things you don't care about.



I wish aliens would abduct Harold camping and tell him there is no end of the end of the world

[Swoka Ikran]

They do, but the world actually ends the day after he gets abducted...

I wish I wasn't tired (that's what I get for sleeping 4am-11am...)

[archaic]

You are not tired, because you are asleep. But you miss the exciting news about avatar2.

I wish people in power were wiser and more responsible.

[Swoka Ikran]

They are. Bad news is they now realize they can fix things that are better left unfixed...

I wish my new program was finished, worked properly, and did the task it was designed to do...

[Eywa'eveng-tìranyu]

They are. Bad news is they now realize they can fix things that are better left unfixed...

I wish my new program was finished, worked properly, and did the task it was designed to do...

It is, but nobody wants it anymore.

I wish I had summer holidays from now 'til september

[Swoka Ikran]

You do, but they also gave you a VERY large homework assignment that's due on the first day back.

I wish I had lunch.

[archaic]

You do, but you get food poisoning and have to spend a week in the hospital.


I wish I made fewer mistaicks.

[Vawm tsamsiyu]

You only make one mistake a year, however it is such a epicly horrible mistake that it's worse on you then all your little ones combined.


I wish for a white hole

[Swoka Ikran]

You get one...then it turns into a black hole...

I wish that I knew what to wish for.

[archaic]

You do, but it turns out to be terrible and you wished you never wished for it, but this makes things worse!


I wish I had a better excuse for my failures.

[Swoka Ikran]

You do, but what you think is a good excuse makes everyone else laugh at you.

I wish I didn't have to mow the lawn (although why am I complaining? I use a ZTR)

[archaic]

A freak thunderstorm washes away your whole street, no lawn to mow, no house.


I wish I could write more professionally.

[Swoka Ikran]

You can, but your "professional writing" sounds so formal that most people can't read it.

I wish I knew how to program better in Python.

[archaic]

You can, but your "professional writing" sounds so formal that most people can't read it.

Actually,  I do worry about that sometimes. Also that it just plain sucks sometimes.

[Blue Elf]

You can, but your "professional writing" sounds so formal that most people can't read it.

I wish I knew how to program better in Python.

you have learned everything and now you are Python guru. However immediately new Python version was released with complete different syntax and usage and all older versions aren't in use now....

I wish I'd not have to work...

[Swoka Ikran]

You don't have to work, but you don't have any other source of income, so you go bankrupt.

I wish my internet connection was stable (wireless network+2.4Ghz cordless phones = FAIL).