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Offline Tseymsì

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Re: Make a Wish, Make it Useless!!!!
« Reply #400 on: July 02, 2011, 08:05:15 pm »
Granted, but then you forget how to do everything else.
I wish I had money for college!!! :(
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Re: Make a Wish, Make it Useless!!!!
« Reply #401 on: July 03, 2011, 12:45:07 am »
Granted, but then you fail your classes :o

I wish there were no loopholes

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Re: Make a Wish, Make it Useless!!!!
« Reply #402 on: July 06, 2011, 02:36:33 pm »
There are now no loopholes, every rule and regulation is applied literally and taken to their logical conclusion.
It is impossible to do anything without going to jail for something. Now every person is in jail, with no one left to run the world, all crops fail, the global economy collapses, nuclear reactors melt down, millions of tons of toxic waste is released into the environment, Avatar 2 isn't released.


I wish humans hadn't made Earth such a mess.
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Re: Make a Wish, Make it Useless!!!!
« Reply #403 on: July 06, 2011, 04:06:42 pm »
...., Avatar 2 isn't released.
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I wish humans hadn't made Earth such a mess.
Well, there's no mess now as every house, every factory etc. has its own sewage plant. However, to be 100% effective, every sewage plant is three times bigger than building it works for. There's no place to live....

I wish my holiday never ends.
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Re: Make a Wish, Make it Useless!!!!
« Reply #404 on: July 06, 2011, 05:04:12 pm »
It doesn't, it is an awesome hotel and resort, you have an awesome life, no cleaning, laundry, grocery runs. You take up horse riding, archery, scuba, free diving, jet skiing and so many more. You get to represent you country at extreme ironing in the Olympics. By popular demand -especially from you- the hotel builds an Imax and runs all the Avatar movies back to back! You have a long and healthy life benefiting from the healthy food, extensive gym facilities and personal trainer.
The resort's cosmetic facility performs a full Na'viplasty, nose, ears, eyes, fully functioning tail attachment, neck stretch, height increase, skin recolor, tanhi implants, etc, etc.
The hotel opens a new wing to cater for guests who have had the procedure, so there are many Na'vi there to keep you company, and correctly sized facilities are of course provided.
On you death (aged one hundred and forty six) your family are given the bill for your stay, which is way larger than the US national debt. They default, the hotel is bankrupt, taking down it's suppliers, the effect snowballs causing a depression that never ends, so ending civilization as we know it.


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Re: Make a Wish, Make it Useless!!!!
« Reply #405 on: July 06, 2011, 09:49:04 pm »
You do, but you forget every other Na'vi word.

I wish I had a better laugh lol...
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Re: Make a Wish, Make it Useless!!!!
« Reply #406 on: July 07, 2011, 06:18:31 am »
There you go, but now everyone stares at you whenever you smile

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Re: Make a Wish, Make it Useless!!!!
« Reply #407 on: July 07, 2011, 10:49:51 am »
You do, until a yayo takes it.



I wish for a cash basket
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Re: Make a Wish, Make it Useless!!!!
« Reply #408 on: July 07, 2011, 02:00:05 pm »
You get it, but it's not worth anything...

I wish it was between 65 and 75 degrees in here...(A/C hasn't been on all week while I was away)
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Re: Make a Wish, Make it Useless!!!!
« Reply #409 on: July 07, 2011, 03:34:11 pm »
It doesn't, it is an awesome hotel and resort, you have an awesome life, no cleaning, laundry, grocery runs. You take up horse riding, archery, scuba, free diving, jet skiing and so many more. You get to represent you country at extreme ironing in the Olympics. By popular demand -especially from you- the hotel builds an Imax and runs all the Avatar movies back to back! You have a long and healthy life benefiting from the healthy food, extensive gym facilities and personal trainer.
The resort's cosmetic facility performs a full Na'viplasty, nose, ears, eyes, fully functioning tail attachment, neck stretch, height increase, skin recolor, tanhi implants, etc, etc.
The hotel opens a new wing to cater for guests who have had the procedure, so there are many Na'vi there to keep you company, and correctly sized facilities are of course provided.
Pamrel alor, sunu oer nìtxan HRH ;D I really WANT to live there, fantastic world! You are even better writter than... hmmm, can't choose any good  example.
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On you death (aged one hundred and forty six) your family are given the bill for your stay, which is way larger than the US national debt. They default, the hotel is bankrupt, taking down it's suppliers, the effect snowballs causing a depression that never ends, so ending civilization as we know it.
But you should work better on the endings, here I'm not satisfied too much :)

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I wish it was between 65 and 75 degrees in here...
You mean 65-75 degrees of Celsius or Kelvin? Both can be granted, but in first case you melt down in your own perspiration, in the second one you get completely frozen. In both cases your life ends, of course.

I wish archaic to write another good text destroying my wish
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Re: Make a Wish, Make it Useless!!!!
« Reply #410 on: July 07, 2011, 04:00:03 pm »
 8)
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Re: Make a Wish, Make it Useless!!!!
« Reply #411 on: July 07, 2011, 06:51:19 pm »
Blue elf's wish is granted but the response gets stolen by a jealous cyber pirate



I wish my cash basket was worth 1 million dollars
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Re: Make a Wish, Make it Useless!!!!
« Reply #412 on: July 07, 2011, 07:34:32 pm »
It is, but hyperinflation makes it worthless again. You now need $2 million to buy a bottle of soda.

I wish I had something productive to do...
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Re: Make a Wish, Make it Useless!!!!
« Reply #413 on: July 15, 2011, 03:39:50 pm »
You do, but you are so productive it devalues the end product.


I wish I was a more prolific writer.
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Re: Make a Wish, Make it Useless!!!!
« Reply #414 on: July 15, 2011, 04:25:50 pm »
You write a lot, but no one reads your stories. :(

I wish a wasn't that sensible. :P

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Re: Make a Wish, Make it Useless!!!!
« Reply #415 on: July 16, 2011, 01:22:53 pm »
You become me.

I wish I knew more about the things I know too little about.
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Re: Make a Wish, Make it Useless!!!!
« Reply #416 on: July 16, 2011, 01:53:36 pm »
You do but you forget about everthing else


I wish for the dakara super weapon
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Re: Make a Wish, Make it Useless!!!!
« Reply #417 on: July 17, 2011, 01:26:58 pm »
I don't know what that is, but assuming it's a weapon, it's for shooting people, you get teleported to an empty planet with nothing on it, just air to breathe.

I wish I had a tail. :-)

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Re: Make a Wish, Make it Useless!!!!
« Reply #418 on: July 17, 2011, 01:52:56 pm »
You do, but you now find it extremely uncomfortable to sit in most chairs, and it constantly gets stuck in closing doors.

I wish yard work wasn't so tiring.
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Re: Make a Wish, Make it Useless!!!!
« Reply #419 on: July 17, 2011, 02:43:50 pm »
Well, you suddenly found yard work so exciting that you don't want to do anything different. You left out your computer, this forum and became profesional farmer.

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