Make a Wish, Make it Useless!!!!

[Toliman]

Sane problem as previously.


I wish no headache.

[Syatikrel]

Two zombie-eating immortal giant viperwolves are eating giant zombies above you, and you have to dodge the feet of them.

I wish for a Night Fury comforter.

I wish this also, but with a Light Fury.
(HtTYD)

[Toliman]

Still same problem


I wish for more time.

[Syatikrel]

You have more time for thought, as you're stuck in Deathsong gel.
(HtTYD)

I'm near a thunderdrum and I wish for earplugs.
(HtTYD)

[Toliman]

Then you want something else.


I wish to change a lot of things hete.

[Syatikrel]

Kelku si tsawla tìrakon atsawl fìtseng.

I wish to be on a toroidal world.

[Toliman]

That world colapse.


I wish for a bioluminiscent water.

[Syatikrel]

It's really opaque.

New tivok oe kifkeyt yo'koe.

[Toliman]

Same problem


I wish Earth would have a rings.

[archaic]

Every time the moon passes between the Earth and the Sun, there is a diamond ring!



I wish for nougat!

[Syatikrel]

Yìlmom tìrakonìl alu Terrible Terror.
(HtTYD)

New tsivea oe kifkeyt angawnop yo'koe.

[Toliman]

Construction failed


I wish to sleep well tonight.

[Syatikrel]

Rewon zau ohaga dìragon abay.

New tsivea oe kifkeyt amomek.

[Toliman]

You can escape from that.


I wish to live different life.

[archaic]

You are now an extremophile microbe, living in a hydrothermal vent on the pacific oceanocean floor.



I wish for better bathroom cleaner, not just for me, but for everyone.

[Toliman]

It exists but it's super expensive.


I wish for better night sky (not ideal sky conditions here right now).

[Syatikrel]

You're magically teleported to a world that's close to a supermassive black hole, and there're many close hot stars now.

I wish for better bathroom cleaner, not just for me, but for everyone.

I wish that Toliman pays for the better bathroom cleaner.

[Toliman]

I pay for that but we don't receive what was expected.


I wish for good night.

[Syatikrel]

The sidereal day of the Earth is now two hours.

I wish for a more-better bathroom cleaner.

[Toliman]

It's even far more expensive.


I wish my wishes become real.