Author Topic: Make a Wish, Make it Useless!!!!  (Read 14061 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline Tìtstewan

  • LearnNavi Zeykoyu
  • Toruk Makto
  • Palulukan Makto
  • *****
  • *
  • *
  • Posts: 9796
  • de Germany
  • Karma: 321
  • Ke lu oeru kea krr krrtalun!
    • My YouTube Channel
Re: Make a Wish, Make it Useless!!!!
« Reply #660 on: February 16, 2014, 11:19:23 am »
But you have only those two free days.

I wish I have a job...

-| Dict-Na'vi.com | Na'viteri Files | FAQ | LM | Puk Pxaw 'Rrta | Kem si fu kem rä'ä si, ke lu tìfmi. |-

Offline archaic

  • Palulukan Makto
  • *****
  • Posts: 3027
  • Karma: 73
  • Trying again with the language.
Re: Make a Wish, Make it Useless!!!!
« Reply #661 on: February 16, 2014, 02:39:48 pm »
You get a job, but you have to travel 3 hours to get there on an over crowded bus. The building is vast, cold, drafty, and leaks when ever it rains, the smell from toilets is all pervading, you work on the top floor, and the elevator hasn't worked since 1967. Did I mention that the stairs are steep and not real safe?
You hate the work, none of your colleagues will speak to you as you have replaced someone who everyone liked, was immensely gifted in their work and respected hugely. They were also generous to a fault, and gave their money and time to several hardworking but seriously unglamorous charities. They also had an awesome sense of humor and simply radiated charm, charisma and cool. They had an almost supernatural ability to make great coffee from anything that came to hand.
The boss hates you, takes credit for any good work you do, as the newbie you get all the worst work, you get shouted at relentlessly for mistakes that you didn't make. Your supervisor is secretly trying to sabotage you at every opportunity, to make themselves look good in the hope of promotion.
Your line manager is a workplace bully and makes everyone's lives a living hell continuously, the previous supervisor had a breakdown and shot himself - while pulling yet another unpaid all nighter- while sat at the small desk next to the toilets. Your desk is small and next to the toilets, your chair is uncomfortable, your lunch break is too short to reach the break room (located in the sub basement) and return to your desk, let alone eat while there.
Your journey home is usually long after midnight and you share the train with drug addicts, drunks and the incontinent homeless.
You are routinely expected to work all nighters and weekends, as you are on a salary all of these are unpaid.



I wish all bosses had to be fair and reasonable by law.
The Dragon Affair my current fanfic - now complete.

The Dragons Clutch, my last fanfic, non Avatar related.

Machine, my last Avatar related fanfic.

Offline Blue Elf

  • Palulukan Makto
  • *****
  • *
  • *
  • Posts: 5499
  • cz Czech Republic
  • Karma: 112
    • My attempt for blog
Re: Make a Wish, Make it Useless!!!!
« Reply #662 on: February 17, 2014, 02:15:53 pm »
You get a job, but you have to travel 3 hours to get there on an over crowded bus. The building is vast, cold, drafty, and leaks when ever it rains, the smell from toilets is all pervading, you work on the top floor, and the elevator hasn't worked since 1967. Did I mention that the stairs are steep and not real safe?
You hate the work, none of your colleagues will speak to you as you have replaced someone who everyone liked, was immensely gifted in their work and respected hugely. They were also generous to a fault, and gave their money and time to several hardworking but seriously unglamorous charities. They also had an awesome sense of humor and simply radiated charm, charisma and cool. They had an almost supernatural ability to make great coffee from anything that came to hand.
The boss hates you, takes credit for any good work you do, as the newbie you get all the worst work, you get shouted at relentlessly for mistakes that you didn't make. Your supervisor is secretly trying to sabotage you at every opportunity, to make themselves look good in the hope of promotion.
Your line manager is a workplace bully and makes everyone's lives a living hell continuously, the previous supervisor had a breakdown and shot himself - while pulling yet another unpaid all nighter- while sat at the small desk next to the toilets. Your desk is small and next to the toilets, your chair is uncomfortable, your lunch break is too short to reach the break room (located in the sub basement) and return to your desk, let alone eat while there.
Your journey home is usually long after midnight and you share the train with drug addicts, drunks and the incontinent homeless.
You are routinely expected to work all nighters and weekends, as you are on a salary all of these are unpaid.
And YOU say you aren't good writer? ;D At least good wish destroyer  :D ;D :) ;)

Quote
I wish all bosses had to be fair and reasonable by law.
Well, they are as law requires it. But as small compensation it allows them to be ugly, rude and unpleasant to the employees once per three months - what they use with pleasure... on you.

I wish my working hours were flexible in both directions (normally they are extended only, shortening seem impossible)
Oe lu skxawng skxakep. Slä oe nerume mi.
"Oe tasyätxaw ulte koren za'u oehu" (Limonádový Joe)


Offline Swoka Ikran

  • Palulukan Makto
  • *****
  • *
  • Posts: 1642
  • Karma: 29
Re: Make a Wish, Make it Useless!!!!
« Reply #663 on: February 24, 2014, 09:34:46 pm »
They are, but you get paid hourly and don't get overtime.

I wish the school semester would go by faster.
2010 was the year of the Na'vi.Vivar 'ivong Na'vi!

 
Avatray | NWOTD Sigbars | Sacred's Sigbar Tool | My collection of Avatar merchandise

Offline Tìtstewan

  • LearnNavi Zeykoyu
  • Toruk Makto
  • Palulukan Makto
  • *****
  • *
  • *
  • Posts: 9796
  • de Germany
  • Karma: 321
  • Ke lu oeru kea krr krrtalun!
    • My YouTube Channel
Re: Make a Wish, Make it Useless!!!!
« Reply #664 on: February 24, 2014, 09:53:49 pm »
Yes, they are go fast, but you still have to learn.


I wish I could sleep...

-| Dict-Na'vi.com | Na'viteri Files | FAQ | LM | Puk Pxaw 'Rrta | Kem si fu kem rä'ä si, ke lu tìfmi. |-

Offline Swoka Ikran

  • Palulukan Makto
  • *****
  • *
  • Posts: 1642
  • Karma: 29
Re: Make a Wish, Make it Useless!!!!
« Reply #665 on: February 24, 2014, 10:13:32 pm »
8 semesters = 4 years?!
Yeah...8 semesters over here. Usually about 16 weeks long plus a week for exams. Two per year (fall and spring), and you're off for 3 months in the summer.

Thinking of it now, it's hard to believe I joined this forum before I started college...and I graduate in 10 weeks.

I wish I could sleep...

You can, because you took sleeping pills. Unfortunately they're too effective and you sleep through the next 2 days.
2010 was the year of the Na'vi.Vivar 'ivong Na'vi!

 
Avatray | NWOTD Sigbars | Sacred's Sigbar Tool | My collection of Avatar merchandise

Offline archaic

  • Palulukan Makto
  • *****
  • Posts: 3027
  • Karma: 73
  • Trying again with the language.
Re: Make a Wish, Make it Useless!!!!
« Reply #666 on: February 25, 2014, 03:04:02 pm »
What do you wish for ma Swoka Ikran?
The Dragon Affair my current fanfic - now complete.

The Dragons Clutch, my last fanfic, non Avatar related.

Machine, my last Avatar related fanfic.

Offline Swoka Ikran

  • Palulukan Makto
  • *****
  • *
  • Posts: 1642
  • Karma: 29
Re: Make a Wish, Make it Useless!!!!
« Reply #667 on: February 26, 2014, 10:36:14 pm »
Oops. :-[

I wish every song on iTunes was free.
2010 was the year of the Na'vi.Vivar 'ivong Na'vi!

 
Avatray | NWOTD Sigbars | Sacred's Sigbar Tool | My collection of Avatar merchandise

Offline archaic

  • Palulukan Makto
  • *****
  • Posts: 3027
  • Karma: 73
  • Trying again with the language.
Re: Make a Wish, Make it Useless!!!!
« Reply #668 on: February 28, 2014, 11:15:12 am »
iTunes goes bust, destroying the music industry as we know it.
New music only gets made by amateurs, production quality is variable, but generally poor. Many aspiring musicians are forced to take poorly paid blue collar jobs to pay bills which leaves them little time or money to work on their sounds, further reducing over all quality.
Only a few rich kids can afford good equipment and the time to devote to music, but mostly they produce self indulgent ego trips and most of them sound truly awful.


I wish everyone had the opportunity to explore their talents.
The Dragon Affair my current fanfic - now complete.

The Dragons Clutch, my last fanfic, non Avatar related.

Machine, my last Avatar related fanfic.

Offline Tìtstewan

  • LearnNavi Zeykoyu
  • Toruk Makto
  • Palulukan Makto
  • *****
  • *
  • *
  • Posts: 9796
  • de Germany
  • Karma: 321
  • Ke lu oeru kea krr krrtalun!
    • My YouTube Channel
Re: Make a Wish, Make it Useless!!!!
« Reply #669 on: March 08, 2014, 07:24:14 pm »
But you have not the time for that.

I wish, I could have much more ideas...

-| Dict-Na'vi.com | Na'viteri Files | FAQ | LM | Puk Pxaw 'Rrta | Kem si fu kem rä'ä si, ke lu tìfmi. |-

Offline archaic

  • Palulukan Makto
  • *****
  • Posts: 3027
  • Karma: 73
  • Trying again with the language.
Re: Make a Wish, Make it Useless!!!!
« Reply #670 on: March 09, 2014, 09:46:45 am »
Wish granted, now you have an over active imagination, problems focusing o anyone thing more more than a few seconds, you find it impossible to remember all the good ideas among the lousy ones, and the confusion this causes leads you sometimes to struggle to tell the difference anyways. Welcome to my world!



I wish I had a better memory.
The Dragon Affair my current fanfic - now complete.

The Dragons Clutch, my last fanfic, non Avatar related.

Machine, my last Avatar related fanfic.

Offline Rotobull cz

  • Taronyu
  • ****
  • *
  • Posts: 679
  • cz Czech Republic
  • Karma: 20
  • I love the Na'vi people and their language
Re: Make a Wish, Make it Useless!!!!
« Reply #671 on: March 09, 2014, 04:09:22 pm »
You can get it.

You can start with some memory exercises. There are hundreds of informations and advices about it.
I saw some man, who had to learn something like: 1010011001010101001101010101010101010011010101010 1010101010101001100101010010101010100110010110010 100001011110110100 - in 1 minute and then he wrote it with no mistakes.
He said, that he's not some genius, he's just doing some memory exercises and making some memory ways.

For example: http://www.helpguide.org/life/improving_memory.htm
Enjoying chemistry, physics, mathematics, ecotoxicology, environtology, ecology, neurology, physiology, anatomy, Na'vi, Latin, German, French. Currently dealing with extraction of essential oils and a rational way of processing the PE/PP waste.

Offline archaic

  • Palulukan Makto
  • *****
  • Posts: 3027
  • Karma: 73
  • Trying again with the language.
Re: Make a Wish, Make it Useless!!!!
« Reply #672 on: March 10, 2014, 04:41:37 pm »
I have a head full of a life time's memories, and while it is less than when I was young, a mind that is often filled with random creative ideas (usually totally unrelated to what I am trying to remember/focus on).
I can remember many details from my high school days, yet what I did last Friday is largely a blank.
My memory really sucks!
The Dragon Affair my current fanfic - now complete.

The Dragons Clutch, my last fanfic, non Avatar related.

Machine, my last Avatar related fanfic.

Offline Blue Elf

  • Palulukan Makto
  • *****
  • *
  • *
  • Posts: 5499
  • cz Czech Republic
  • Karma: 112
    • My attempt for blog
Re: Make a Wish, Make it Useless!!!!
« Reply #673 on: March 11, 2014, 02:24:45 pm »
I have a head full of a life time's memories, and while it is less than when I was young, a mind that is often filled with random creative ideas (usually totally unrelated to what I am trying to remember/focus on).
I can remember many details from my high school days, yet what I did last Friday is largely a blank.
My memory really sucks!
Similar to me - typically when my wife asks me what I had for lunch, I really have no idea. I'm only sure I had a lunch.
Back to topic:
You have perfect memory which easily remember everything you've seen and heard. Most of these information are on the other hand completely useless and block you brain, so can hardly perform simple tasks like eating, going to the toilet or cleaning teeth, so you need assistant to care about you. You great memory ruins your life....

I wish my attempt to find different job was successful.
Oe lu skxawng skxakep. Slä oe nerume mi.
"Oe tasyätxaw ulte koren za'u oehu" (Limonádový Joe)


Offline archaic

  • Palulukan Makto
  • *****
  • Posts: 3027
  • Karma: 73
  • Trying again with the language.
Re: Make a Wish, Make it Useless!!!!
« Reply #674 on: March 11, 2014, 03:48:41 pm »
You get a job as a security guard at a military base in Eastern Ukraine.
You never get bored, you no longer feel that breaks are to short, you no longer worry about your retirement, going bald, the long term effects of smoking or alcohol consumption. Or debilitating diseases in later life either.



I wish for a peaceful resolution for the situation there.
The Dragon Affair my current fanfic - now complete.

The Dragons Clutch, my last fanfic, non Avatar related.

Machine, my last Avatar related fanfic.

Offline Tìtstewan

  • LearnNavi Zeykoyu
  • Toruk Makto
  • Palulukan Makto
  • *****
  • *
  • *
  • Posts: 9796
  • de Germany
  • Karma: 321
  • Ke lu oeru kea krr krrtalun!
    • My YouTube Channel
Re: Make a Wish, Make it Useless!!!!
« Reply #675 on: March 23, 2014, 09:35:26 pm »
There was a peaceful resolution, but it was more like a turbo-resolution which looks kinda faked.


I wish some politicans would have more brain...

-| Dict-Na'vi.com | Na'viteri Files | FAQ | LM | Puk Pxaw 'Rrta | Kem si fu kem rä'ä si, ke lu tìfmi. |-

Offline Blue Elf

  • Palulukan Makto
  • *****
  • *
  • *
  • Posts: 5499
  • cz Czech Republic
  • Karma: 112
    • My attempt for blog
Re: Make a Wish, Make it Useless!!!!
« Reply #676 on: March 25, 2014, 12:46:14 pm »
There was a peaceful resolution, but it was more like a turbo-resolution which looks kinda faked.


I wish some politicans would have more brain...
They've got bigger brain, but..... bigger brain doesn't mean better ideas, so they're still useless as before....

I wish.... to have something reasonable to wish :)
Oe lu skxawng skxakep. Slä oe nerume mi.
"Oe tasyätxaw ulte koren za'u oehu" (Limonádový Joe)


Offline archaic

  • Palulukan Makto
  • *****
  • Posts: 3027
  • Karma: 73
  • Trying again with the language.
Re: Make a Wish, Make it Useless!!!!
« Reply #677 on: March 28, 2014, 04:30:50 pm »
You do, it's an excellent wish, and none could argue that it is in any way frivolous or misjudged. However, two devious, malevolent, trouble making nantang hijack the wish, corrupting it's intent and warping it's focus, leaving a vile and retched perversion of the original wish, that leaves all who read it reaching for the brain bleach.




I wish I could ruin wishes in a good way, like I used to be able to.
The Dragon Affair my current fanfic - now complete.

The Dragons Clutch, my last fanfic, non Avatar related.

Machine, my last Avatar related fanfic.

Offline Blue Elf

  • Palulukan Makto
  • *****
  • *
  • *
  • Posts: 5499
  • cz Czech Republic
  • Karma: 112
    • My attempt for blog
Re: Make a Wish, Make it Useless!!!!
« Reply #678 on: March 29, 2014, 03:15:03 pm »
I think you are still good in this area, but train hard, one day someone better can appear. :)

I wish I'll do right decision on Monday. I still have no idea what to do (but there's chance decision will not be necessary). Hard situation.
Oe lu skxawng skxakep. Slä oe nerume mi.
"Oe tasyätxaw ulte koren za'u oehu" (Limonádový Joe)


Offline archaic

  • Palulukan Makto
  • *****
  • Posts: 3027
  • Karma: 73
  • Trying again with the language.
Re: Make a Wish, Make it Useless!!!!
« Reply #679 on: April 06, 2014, 03:48:39 pm »
Monday happened, events came to pass.


I wish Blue Elf would let us know what happened.
The Dragon Affair my current fanfic - now complete.

The Dragons Clutch, my last fanfic, non Avatar related.

Machine, my last Avatar related fanfic.

 

Become LearnNavi's friend on Facebook Follow LearnNavi on Twitter! Watch LearnNavi's videos on YouTube

SMF 2.0.15 | SMF © 2017, Simple Machines
Privacy Policy
| XHTML | RSS | WAP2 | Site Rules

LearnNavi is not affiliated with the official Avatar website,
James Cameron, or the Twentieth Century-Fox Film Corporation.
All trademarks and servicemarks are the properties of their respective owners.
Images in the LearnNavi.org Forums and Gallery may not be used without permission.

LearnNavi Affiliates:
ToS

LearnNavi is the community to learn Na'vi, the Avatar Language
"A place where real friendships are made." -Paul Frommer

AvatarMeet | Learn Na'vi Forum | Learn Na'vi Wiki | Na'viteri

LearnNavi