Make a Wish, Make it Useless!!!!

Started by Tseymsì, April 15, 2011, 05:03:54 PM

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Swoka Ikran

Bad news: You received protons.

I wish for a solution to division by zero.
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Alyara Arati

There is one.  But the last person to successfully divide by zero was an Atlantean.  Let's just say the method has repercussions.

I wish for a sleepy smiley to be added to the SMF.  zzz¦)
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Swoka Ikran

You get one, but it repeats everything you say and quickly drives you insane.

I wish I had a job.
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Tsanten the new

granted, but you get fire on the first day and they fire you on the first day

i wish the zombie Apocalypse would happen in my lifetime
correct anything i get wrong rutxe

Stxeli Eywa tse'a

It does, but your the first to die. You dont even come back as a zombie they ate so much of you.

I wish all the rapists in the world were castrated.
Oel ngati kameie

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Alyara Arati

Although technically rape is about power and not sex, this helps.  Sadly the disembodied testicles come back zombified and make the world, well, icky.

I wish they weren't shutting down so many hospitals in my area.
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archaic

Granted, but the money spent on site maintenance means that the treatment they give patients is very poor and badly organized.


I wish that Avatar 2 and 3 exceed everyone's hopes and expectations.
Pasha, an Avatar story, my most recent fanfic, Avatar related, now complete.

The Dragon Affair my last fanfic, non Avatar related.

Vawm tsamsiyu

They are but you have to wait a long time to see them


I wish I wasn't incompetent at dating  :'(
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Alyara Arati

Granted.  But there is sudden, world-wide, total lack of available women.

I wish my hands didn't get cold when I type too long.
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Ekirä

Granted. They instead get so hot you have to plunge them in ice water every minute or two or they'll melt your keyboard. :P

I wish homework didn't exist.

Vawm tsamsiyu

There is no homework, now you have 9hrs of school 6 days a week like Japan


I wish Michael Scott was my boss
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Tseymsì

Granted, but you get fired the same day.
I wish I don't have to go to school today :(
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Alyara Arati

Quote from: Tseymsì on April 22, 2011, 07:08:12 AM
Granted, but you get fired the same day.
I wish I don't have to go to school today :(

Granted.  You now have bilateral viral pneumonia and must go to the hospital instead.

I wish I didn't have to be the bearer of bad news.
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~ Leonardo da Vinci

Stxeli Eywa tse'a

Granted. You are now the bad news its self.

I wish I didnt have a hang nail :(
Oel ngati kameie

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Swoka Ikran

You don't. Instead, your entire nail falls off.

I wish my sister wasn't obnoxious.
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Alyara Arati

Your sister enters a cloistered order of nuns.  However, inspired by her example, you decide to get a sex change and join her there.

I wish I hadn't bitten my tongue.
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Tsanten the new

granted but you bite your lip
i wish the pools were open
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Stxeli Eywa tse'a

They are, but theyre so overcrowded that the waters warm and you cant swim.

I wish that I had perfect skin.
Oel ngati kameie

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Swoka Ikran

You do, but everyone else's skin is horribly imperfect, so you're the odd one out.

I wish I had time to watch Avatar.
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Alyara Arati

After you flunk out of college, you have plenty of time.

I wish I didn't have to wait so often.
Learn how to see.  Realize that everything connects to everything else.
~ Leonardo da Vinci