Make a Wish, Make it Useless!!!!

Started by Tseymsì, April 15, 2011, 05:03:54 PM

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Tseymsì

Kaltxì ma frapo! This is a really funny game that isn't too hard to do. If you have a really good imagination, you'll love it! The Rules are Simple:

1. The first person posts a wish.

2. The second poster grants the first wish, but with a twist so the granted wish is rendered useless. They then wish for something of their own. Be apropriate please.... Keep it PG-13.

Ex:
Poster #1: I wish I had a million dollars.

Poster #2: Granted, but you get it in pennies and can NEVER switch it to cash.
I wish I can fly.

Poster #3: Granted, but a military base shoots you down and takes you in a laboratory and does tons of sick and gruesome tests on you trying to figure out how you fly.
I wish I can have unbelievable strength like the hulk.
ETC. LET'S HAVE FUN!

I will start:
I wish I can have a BMW.
If I make a mistake in my Na'vi speaking or typing (or even english hehe...) Please let me know!

Swoka Ikran

You can have one, but there's no engine and they don't make the one you need anymore.

I wish I knew how to speak Na'vi...
2010 was the year of the Na'vi.Vivar 'ivong Na'vi!


 
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Tseymsì

Quote from: Swoka Ikran on April 15, 2011, 06:38:26 PM
You can have one, but there's no engine and they don't make the one you need anymore.

I wish I knew how to speak Na'vi...

Granted, but your tongue got ripped out by a viperwolf and you went mute.
I wish I can be ambidextrous....
If I make a mistake in my Na'vi speaking or typing (or even english hehe...) Please let me know!

Nyx

Sure, but you have to give your right arm for it!

(A lot of mutilation going on here, haha, and wasn't there a thread like this already? Oh well)

I wish I had chocolate cake

Niwantaw

unfortunately you're allergic to cake.


I wish I could fly
Only mostly AWOL.

Stxeli Eywa tse'a

Done!~ But you cant fly more than 1ft off the ground.

I wish I was a Na'vi person.
Oel ngati kameie

PLEASE correct me whenever I make a mistake! :D Thank you!


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Niwantaw

Quote from: Stxeli Eywa tse'a on April 15, 2011, 07:22:50 PM
Done!~ But you cant fly more than 1ft off the ground.
That's actually quite useful I mean think of how mucky the floor usually is :P


Done but you're the only one in existence



I wish I had a large mug of tea.
Only mostly AWOL.

Tsanten the new

granted, but it has been sitting for three weeks.
I wish Na'vi was my 1st language
correct anything i get wrong rutxe

Stxeli Eywa tse'a

Quote from: Tawtewng on April 15, 2011, 07:25:04 PM
Quote from: Stxeli Eywa tse'a on April 15, 2011, 07:22:50 PM
Done!~ But you cant fly more than 1ft off the ground.
That's actually quite useful I mean think of how mucky the floor usually is :P

Psh xD Well I couldnt think of much and I didnt want to use the main example or something like it ._. Thats just no fun.



Done but your mentally retarded and have a speech impediment.

I wish I was 5'3"
Oel ngati kameie

PLEASE correct me whenever I make a mistake! :D Thank you!


[:D I like cheesy smiles :D]

Tsanten the new

done but you live in a short world (aprox. 2 feet tall)
I wish i wish i lived in a Na'vi world
correct anything i get wrong rutxe

Stxeli Eywa tse'a

Done but your a defenseless, slow, caterpillar.

I wish I was a rich girl.
Oel ngati kameie

PLEASE correct me whenever I make a mistake! :D Thank you!


[:D I like cheesy smiles :D]

Alyara Arati

You are, but your terrible hunchback warps what would be your normal height of 6'4" down to 5'3", and you donate all your money to spinal research charities.

I wish that aliens would come and vaporize my garage so that I never have to know what's truly in all of those containers which my grandfather the chemist kept.
Learn how to see.  Realize that everything connects to everything else.
~ Leonardo da Vinci

Tsanten the new

done, but he had found a wawy to turn copper to gold
i wish i could see in complete darkness
correct anything i get wrong rutxe

Stxeli Eywa tse'a

Quote from: Alyara Arati on April 15, 2011, 07:51:34 PM
You are, but your terrible hunchback warps what would be your normal height of 6'4" down to 5'3", and you donate all your money to spinal research charities.

LMFAO I just have to say thats freaking great.



Granted, but you live in a world with no darkness what-so-ever.

I wish I were a cat.
Oel ngati kameie

PLEASE correct me whenever I make a mistake! :D Thank you!


[:D I like cheesy smiles :D]

Alyara Arati

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Quote from: Stxeli Eywa tse'a on April 15, 2011, 08:10:25 PM
Quote from: Alyara Arati on April 15, 2011, 07:51:34 PM
You are, but your terrible hunchback warps what would be your normal height of 6'4" down to 5'3", and you donate all your money to spinal research charities.
LMFAO I just have to say thats freaking great.

Thanks, I had that prepared for the one a couple back, but I type slowly.  Sigh.

QuoteI wish I were a cat.

Done.  You are an Earth cat on Pandora and surrounded by nantangs.  Good news: you can't breathe the air so you won't suffer long.

Oops!  Sorry ma Swoka Ikran.
Learn how to see.  Realize that everything connects to everything else.
~ Leonardo da Vinci

Swoka Ikran

2010 was the year of the Na'vi.Vivar 'ivong Na'vi!


 
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Alyara Arati

You got your wish, but were sadly unable to negate that wish because (well I was going to say your computer crashed, but that's a bit harsh, so let's just say a giant whale ate you and you were imprisoned with a lying little wooden boy and his family.)

I wish I could type faster and with fewer mistakes.
Learn how to see.  Realize that everything connects to everything else.
~ Leonardo da Vinci

Stxeli Eywa tse'a

Granted, but you live in a time and place where typing and typing instruments dont exist/havent been invented yet.

I wish I understood Na'vi better ._.
Oel ngati kameie

PLEASE correct me whenever I make a mistake! :D Thank you!


[:D I like cheesy smiles :D]

Takmeyalan te Tsu'erak 'Ewfwefpìkxap'itan

Done. An tiger rips your head right off.
I wish I could have a hovercraft. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Pure white would be disturbing. :)
We don't make mistakes, we just have happy accidents.

Lolet

You get one, but you crash it while hovering drunk, and kill a group of children.

I wish I had some new shoes.