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Make a Wish, Make it Useless!!!!

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Tseymsì:
Kaltxì ma frapo! This is a really funny game that isn't too hard to do. If you have a really good imagination, you'll love it! The Rules are Simple:

1. The first person posts a wish.

2. The second poster grants the first wish, but with a twist so the granted wish is rendered useless. They then wish for something of their own. Be apropriate please.... Keep it PG-13.

Ex:
Poster #1: I wish I had a million dollars.

Poster #2: Granted, but you get it in pennies and can NEVER switch it to cash.
I wish I can fly.

Poster #3: Granted, but a military base shoots you down and takes you in a laboratory and does tons of sick and gruesome tests on you trying to figure out how you fly.
I wish I can have unbelievable strength like the hulk.
ETC. LET'S HAVE FUN!

I will start:
I wish I can have a BMW.

Swoka Ikran:
You can have one, but there's no engine and they don't make the one you need anymore.

I wish I knew how to speak Na'vi...

Tseymsì:

--- Quote from: Swoka Ikran on April 15, 2011, 06:38:26 pm ---You can have one, but there's no engine and they don't make the one you need anymore.

I wish I knew how to speak Na'vi...


--- End quote ---
Granted, but your tongue got ripped out by a viperwolf and you went mute.
I wish I can be ambidextrous....

Nyx:
Sure, but you have to give your right arm for it!

(A lot of mutilation going on here, haha, and wasn't there a thread like this already? Oh well)

I wish I had chocolate cake

Niwantaw:
unfortunately you're allergic to cake.


I wish I could fly

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