Official "Low points of text chatting" post

[Nume fpi sänume]

Ngaya Takukyu: "*sneeze* ... I forgot to say Pika before i sneezed. Ya know, Pik *achoo*"

Nume fpi sänume: "WHAT?! Rule 34 of Neytiri, LINK, LINK"

More to come. Add your own when/if they happen

[Sarkath]

[1/1/10 7:13:53 AM] Étienne: Is there a site for learning na'vi?
[1/1/10 7:13:57 AM] Steven Lang: No

I found this humorous.

[Étienne]

[7:20:45 AM] Steven Lang: Well it should!
[7:20:52 AM] Steven Lang: And they need to be able to give you a tail, that you can USE
[7:20:55 AM] Steven Lang: And ears like that
[7:20:57 AM] Steven Lang: and stuff
[7:20:57 AM] Steven Lang: yeah
[7:21:11 AM] Steven Lang: YEAH!  We have the stump of a tail, just keep it going
[7:21:48 AM] Steven Lang: I wonder if there's sarcasm in Na'vi
[7:21:50 AM] Robert Nantangä Tirea: transplant rutxe?
[7:21:51 AM] Steven Lang: It's probably an infix
[7:22:29 AM] Robert Nantangä Tirea: ,jerk.
[7:22:33 AM] Robert Nantangä Tirea: <jerk>
[7:23:01 AM] Steven Lang: 1 2-DAT agree-SARC

[Nume fpi sänume]

Anon 1: "Yeah, i edited his post"
Anon 2: "Whats it say now, i like men?"

Moar gudness

[4:36:28 AM] Ethan Lewis Klingner: Whats the translation?
[4:36:36 AM] Steven Lang: I see you... more or less
[4:36:47 AM] Robert Nantangä Tirea: "I'm doing you mom... more of less."
[4:36:55 AM] Steven Lang: Well I don't agree with "see" as the translation of kame
[4:36:56 AM] Ethan Lewis Klingner: ._.
[4:37:01 AM] Ethan Lewis Klingner: ._____.
[4:37:12 AM] Ethan Lewis Klingner: 0_______________0

[Sarkath]

[1/1/10 7:42:59 AM] steve moss: Eywal toleiìng oeti ngaru
[1/1/10 7:43:07 AM] Steven Lang: Srane
[1/1/10 7:43:14 AM] Steven Lang: Eywa gives me to you
[1/1/10 7:43:32 AM] Steven Lang: WRONG
[1/1/10 7:43:37 AM] Steven Lang: You're saying the /r/ wrong
[1/1/10 7:43:52 AM] Steven Lang: That sounded like a red neck saying it
[1/1/10 7:44:17 AM] Steven Lang: Yeah
[1/1/10 7:44:21 AM] Steven Lang: FAPPED
[1/1/10 7:44:33 AM] Steven Lang: Flapped

[Robert Nantangä Tirea]

[12/31/2009 10:28:59 AM] Purple0limar: I mean, it's not like there'd be anything bad or anything...
[12/31/2009 10:29:03 AM] neosis666: neosis666 is happy
[12/31/2009 10:29:04 AM] neosis666: wooooooooooo
[12/31/2009 10:29:15 AM] Catbert: lol
[12/31/2009 10:29:51 AM] Catbert: im all for extra content
[12/31/2009 10:29:51 AM] Taronyu Ayunilyä Alahe: Taronyu Ayunilyä Alahe shrugs
[12/31/2009 10:30:11 AM] MarioO: Avatar is going to be a porno?
[12/31/2009 10:30:19 AM] Danecki: dumbass
[12/31/2009 10:30:27 AM] Catbert: i doubt it will be anything serious...
[12/31/2009 10:30:31 AM] Danecki: there is difference between mating and porno
[12/31/2009 10:30:41 AM] Purple0limar: They don't even have sex. It'd be more of them just sitting around with their hair tied together.
[12/31/2009 10:31:09 AM] Catbert: "ooh stick your hair into mine!"
[12/31/2009 10:31:16 AM] MarioO:
[12/31/2009 10:31:17 AM] Catbert: lol
[12/31/2009 10:31:24 AM] Purple0limar: 0_o.
[12/31/2009 10:31:31 AM] Purple0limar: Don't go any further down that path, for god's sake
[12/31/2009 10:31:34 AM] MarioO: they make that also with animals
[12/31/2009 10:31:42 AM] Danecki: yea
[12/31/2009 10:31:49 AM] MarioO: thats... strange

[omängum fra'uti]

It's like takuk.org (That's the closest I could come to bash.org in Na'vi)

[Nume fpi sänume]

[4:50:20 AM] Ethan Lewis Klingner: WUT!?
Étienne "We were talking about head tail sex and then i missed something"


[4:51:27 AM] Ethan Lewis Klingner: CANT
[4:51:29 AM] Ethan Lewis Klingner: BREATHE
[4:51:31 AM] Ethan Lewis Klingner: LOL!
[4:51:41 AM] Justin Emanuele (Ngaya Takukyu)/(Sarkath): GUYS THIS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS!!!!!!11!!!1!one
[4:51:42 AM] Étienne: Stick your hair into me
[4:51:45 AM] Ethan Lewis Klingner: OBBY
[4:51:48 AM] Steven Lang: ...
Étienne "you stick it in your horse, in your bird, in a tree.......god i love this tree"

[Sarkath]

[1/1/10 8:05:18 AM] Danecki: :-)
[1/1/10 8:06:09 AM] Danecki: Taronyu, is your sister with you now? :-)
[1/1/10 8:07:22 AM] Taronyu Ayunilyä Alahe: yea
[1/1/10 8:08:28 AM] neosis666: thats a creepy question

[Beduino]

[30/12/2009 01:30:40] Captain Melon: my hair isnt long enof
[30/12/2009 01:30:44] Skxawng: mine is
[30/12/2009 01:30:45] Skxawng: PWNT
[30/12/2009 01:30:47] Ftiafpi: glad to know I'm not the only one who thought that was how they had intercorse
[30/12/2009 01:30:48] Captain Melon: dam u
[30/12/2009 01:31:00] Skxawng: ftiafpi - if you watch carefully
[30/12/2009 01:31:02] Skxawng: they do
[30/12/2009 01:31:02] Captain Melon: it isnt
[30/12/2009 01:31:06] Captain Melon: the hair isnt
[30/12/2009 01:31:09] Captain Melon: how they do
[30/12/2009 01:31:13] Captain Melon: they do like we do
[30/12/2009 01:31:19] Skxawng: they do regular snusnu, the hair adds a deeper emotional bond

laughed hard 

[Beduino]

while everyone on voice chat was saying "Kìyevame", "Eywa ngahu" ...

[30/12/2009 00:13:39] Paul: alright, im done for the night guys. Gotta go before my brain explodes =)
[30/12/2009 00:13:45] Beduino: awwww
[30/12/2009 00:13:46] Beduino: laterz
[30/12/2009 00:13:55] Ftiafpi: cya
[30/12/2009 00:13:55] Keres: same, I'll be on later hopefully xD
[30/12/2009 00:14:01] Skxawng: oh right with you
[30/12/2009 00:14:04] Paul: eya ngahu
[30/12/2009 00:14:06] Skxawng: toodles

[bagget00]

snusnu and toodles are probably the funniest things on there except... "god I love this tree." LOL

[Nume fpi sänume]

for some of them, you had to be there for the full effect

[bagget00]

well I don't have skype so yeah.

[Nume fpi sänume]

Get it lol. Even if you don't have a mic, just listening in and typing replies can help a lot, and be tons of fun.

[kranapan]

[23:58:21] neosis666: omg
[23:58:21] neosis666: noooooo
[23:58:26] neosis666: I turned my tv on
[23:58:34] neosis666: "coming to dvd on monday"
[23:58:39] neosis666: "avatar advert plays"
[23:58:48] Sylvain: what ? Oo
[23:58:51] taruia: O.o?
[23:58:54] neosis666: id caught the end of a previous advert
[23:59:00] taruia: ohhh
[23:59:02] taruia: damn
[23:59:03] taruia: lol
[23:59:09] neosis666: I nearly had a heart attack

lol I liked this.

[Purple0limar]

[6:39:03 PM] Steven Lang: Someone mind dragging me loclomg amd screaming into voice?
[6:39:23 PM] Purple0limar: where the hell did you get "loclomg"?
[6:39:32 PM] Steven Lang: kicking
[6:39:33 PM] Steven Lang: duh
[6:39:36 PM] Steven Lang: In typoese

[Sarkath]

[1/2/10 2:40:29 AM] Robert Nantangä Tirea: [2:37:58 AM] Taronyu:  I need to go kick a cat or something.

<<< hey, I know this feeling.
[1/2/10 2:40:35 AM] Neal: herp derp
[1/2/10 2:40:37 AM] Taronyu: what?
[1/2/10 2:40:42 AM] Taronyu: did i say that?
[1/2/10 2:40:46 AM] Skxawng: ontu txìm
[1/2/10 2:40:59 AM] Neal: Fya'o Tsuko
[1/2/10 2:41:36 AM] Steven Lang: Txìm seyri si
[1/2/10 2:42:47 AM] Steven Lang: (Ass kisser)

*5 minutes of laughing ensued*

[Taronyu]

Robert and I: nang! ma tsmukan, ngal tse'eia poeyä txìmit srak?

Hey! Bro! check out that girl's ass?

[Nume fpi sänume]

[11:59:05 PM] Skxawng: sa'nokyä fya'o txìm
[11:59:23 PM] Steven Lang: Oeä sa'nok tsawl nìhawng lu, ayoe tonsem si a poe toruk lu
[11:59:24 PM] Taronyu: Txan tsawl!

LOLOL HAHAHAHA you translate it.

Also:[1/1/2010 11:53:40 PM] Taronyu: txìm-malmoks - an ass ring of stones
[12:00:43 AM] Lì'uyä täftxuyu: assring? O.o
[12:00:54 AM] Taronyu: hhahaha
[12:01:29 AM] Lì'uyä täftxuyu: Next thing you know, Taronyu will have a word for buttplug in Na'vi
[12:01:55 AM] Taronyu: hhahahahhaa
[12:02:15 AM] Taronyu: txìm-tìftang
[12:03:04 AM] Lì'uyä täftxuyu: OMG!!!one!one!
[12:03:09 AM] Bryan Grob: txím-tiftangyu!
[12:03:17 AM] Lì'uyä täftxuyu: You already had one?
[12:03:18 AM] Lì'uyä täftxuyu: well, gotta go!

*Like 20 minutes of laughing*

Anon: "I need to go change my pants...."

[12:30:05 AM] Robert Nantangä Tirea:
Pxasìk, all on the floor
Pxasìk, give me some more
Pxasìk, 'til you get sore
Pxasìk, oh ooh

[12:31:11 AM] Skxawng: M.C. Txìm fìtang
[12:31:29 AM] Robert Nantangä Tirea: now with 50% more bioluminesence

I think we have a winner here.

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