Quaritch What if......

[Txur Niftxavang]

I don't have anything to give him... We don't have currency, so I guess I give him yerik.   Yerik good with tawtute barbecue sauce!!!!

[Niwantaw]

Tawtute akawng's BBQ sauce
It's na'vitastic!

[Txur Niftxavang]

F the EYES!!! GIMMIE BBQ SAUCEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  "SMASHES Akawang's fingers with BBQ sauce bottle!"  Revenge is sweet!

[Duma Vadamee {Aungia Tsawkeyä}]

cheerleader.

[Eyamsiyu]

Director of a Drum and Bugle Corps.  Seriously, these guys are like un-certified drill sergeants.

cheerleader.

No, even better: the cheerleading coach.

[Swoka Ikran]

Speaking of coaches...

How about a coach for an NFL football team?

[Mrs. Q]

If Col. Q was not a Merc.... Hmm. I'm thinking house husband.... Baking cookies, driving ther little ones to the library for story time and such.
A devoted slave to Mrs. Q, peeling her grapes and giving her foot rubs.... MMMMMM Nice dream!

[Col Quaritch]

hmmmm

[Niwantaw]

If Col. Q was not a Merc.... Hmm. I'm thinking house husband.... Baking cookies, driving ther little ones to the library for story time and such.
A devoted slave to Mrs. Q, peeling her grapes and giving her foot rubs.... MMMMMM Nice dream!

i would tread very carefully col...

[Mrs. Q]

If Col. Q was not a Merc.... Hmm. I'm thinking house husband.... Baking cookies, driving ther little ones to the library for story time and such.
A devoted slave to Mrs. Q, peeling her grapes and giving her foot rubs.... MMMMMM Nice dream!

i would tread very carefully col...

Well said, sir..... Well said!

[Col Quaritch]

I know where one of you lives 

[Niwantaw]

not me!
(i hope)

[Mrs. Q]

not me!
(i hope)

No, It is I..... He even knows where I sleep....

[Eyamsiyu]

not me!
(i hope)

No, It is I..... He even knows where I sleep....

Ah, yes, but I hear (from other threads) that our beloved colonel can only get around via wheel-chair.  Of course, knowing him, it won't be long before he has rockets strapped to it...

[Niwantaw]

and gatling guns... and missiles.... or maybe he'll just swap it for a dragon gunship or a AMP suit

[Txantslusam Skxawng]

and gatling guns... and missiles.... or maybe he'll just swap it for a dragon gunship or a AMP suit

Dont you need to legs to control the legs of the AMP suit?

[Niwantaw]

he'd run it off thought power....

[ZombiezuRFER]

Colonel Quaritch would be the six flags guy

You're not in kansas anymore. You're in Six Flags, ladies and gentlemen. Respect that fact. Every second of every day. If there is a Disneyland, you might want to go there for some R&R after a small Ride on Six Flags. In there beyond that Ticket Counter, everything that chops, pukes, or Screams on the rides wants to beat you to the front of the line. We have an indigenous population of employees called the Janitors. They're fond of Mops that are covered in toxic substance that will make you puke in one minute. They are very hard to get them to work. As head of ticketing it is my job to give a ticket to you. I will not succeed.  Not with all of you. You've got to obey the rules. Six Flags rules.

[Swoka Ikran]

Colonel Quaritch would be the six flags guy

You're not in kansas anymore. You're in Six Flags, ladies and gentlemen. Respect that fact. Every second of every day. If there is a Disneyland, you might want to go there for some R&R after a small Ride on Six Flags. In there beyond that Ticket Counter, everything that chops, pukes, or Screams on the rides wants to beat you to the front of the line. We have an indigenous population of employees called the Janitors. They're fond of Mops that are covered in toxic substance that will make you puke in one minute. They are very hard to get them to work. As head of ticketing it is my job to give a ticket to you. I will not succeed.  Not with all of you. You've got to obey the rules. Six Flags rules.

I can imagine the TV commercial now...

Also, I for some reason see quaritch as FedEx truck driver...

[Duma Vadamee {Aungia Tsawkeyä}]

i dont like you, ZombiezuRFER...but i have to admite you come up with the best damn revising of Quaritch's speech. I still have tears in my eyes from the supercuts version.