Quaritch What if......

[Eanikran]

Colonel Quaritch would be the six flags guy

You're not in kansas anymore. You're in Six Flags, ladies and gentlemen. Respect that fact. Every second of every day. If there is a Disneyland, you might want to go there for some R&R after a small Ride on Six Flags. In there beyond that Ticket Counter, everything that chops, pukes, or Screams on the rides wants to beat you to the front of the line. We have an indigenous population of employees called the Janitors. They're fond of Mops that are covered in toxic substance that will make you puke in one minute. They are very hard to get them to work. As head of ticketing it is my job to give a ticket to you. I will not succeed.  Not with all of you. You've got to obey the rules. Six Flags rules.

You're not on your little newspaper route anymore.. You're working for FedEx, ladies and gentlemen... 
I can imagine the TV commercial now...

Also, I for some reason see quaritch as FedEx truck driver...

[ZombiezuRFER]

I can haz Karma?

[Col Quaritch]

Still think the wall mart one the best to date

[Eyamsiyu]

Still think the wall mart one the best to date

IDK, you gave me karma for professional revolving door-slammer.  I'm pretty sure that if you could do that, you are a professional...

But yes, the Walmart one was good.

[Niwantaw]

I can haz Karma?

you can haz smite
XD