SPAM!!

[ZombiezuRFER]

my hovercraft is full of eels

[Eywayä lì'u]

My Elephant is covered in rice

[Tsuksìm atsawl (KaPTan)]

my nuts are salty

my planters nuts

[Eana Taw atsawl]

"Bloody Elephants...stop sking on my roof!"
"I could kill you without a tray, or with a tray if I so wished!"
"I'm sorry, I've got to go. My grandmother is on fire"
"Tea & Cake or DEATH!!"
"I want brown bread...brown...brown bread...no, that's shredded wheat. Nevermind, I'll have marmalade with that"


"I'M COVERED IN BEES!!"

Name that comedian!

[Eywayä lì'u]

Bill Bailey? sounds like something he'd say...

Survey: What kind of spam is the best?

[Elektrolurch]

my hovercraft is full of eels

HAA!!! MONTY PYTHON!!!

[bommel]

*dance*

[Eywayä lì'u]

I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay,
I sleep all night and I work all day.
  Chorus: He's a lumberjack and he's okay,
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch,
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shopping

And have buttered scones for tea.
Mounties: He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch,
He goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he goes shopping
And has buttered scones for tea.
  Chorus: He's a lumberjack and he's okay,
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
I cut down trees, I skip and jump,
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing,
And hang around in bars.
Mounties: He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps,
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing,
And hangs around in
bars.
  Chorus: He's a lumberjack and he's okay,
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
I cut down trees, I wear high heels,
Suspendies and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear pappa.
Mounties: He cuts down trees, he wears high heels?
Suspendies...and a bra?
...he's a lumberjack and he's okay,
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
...he's a lumberjack and he's OKAAAAAAAAAAYYY.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

[Elektrolurch]

Spoiler

I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay,
I sleep all night and I work all day.
  Chorus: He's a lumberjack and he's okay,
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch,
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shopping

And have buttered scones for tea.
Mounties: He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch,
He goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he goes shopping
And has buttered scones for tea.
  Chorus: He's a lumberjack and he's okay,
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
I cut down trees, I skip and jump,
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing,
And hang around in bars.
Mounties: He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps,
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing,
And hangs around in
bars.
  Chorus: He's a lumberjack and he's okay,
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
I cut down trees, I wear high heels,
Suspendies and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear pappa.
Mounties: He cuts down trees, he wears high heels?
Suspendies...and a bra?
...he's a lumberjack and he's okay,
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
...he's a lumberjack and he's OKAAAAAAAAAAYYY.
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

Oh ma Eywa. I love the Lumberjack Song.

[Niwantaw]

"This is a crisis. A large crisis. In fact, if you've got a moment, it's a twelve-storey crisis with a magnificent entrance hall, carpeting throughout, 24-hour porterage, and an enormous sign on the roof saying 'this is a large crisis'.  A large crisis requires a large plan. Get me two pencils and a pair of underpants."

[Eana Tanhì]

"This is a crisis. A large crisis. In fact, if you've got a moment, it's a twelve-storey crisis with a magnificent entrance hall, carpeting throughout, 24-hour porterage, and an enormous sign on the roof saying 'this is a large crisis'.  A large crisis requires a large plan. Get me two pencils and a pair of underpants."

what is that? you posted it already, and now i'm curious 

[Niwantaw]

blackadder.

Edmund: You see, Baldrick, in order to prevent war in Europe, two superblocs developed: us, the French and the Russians on one side, and the Germans and Austro-Hungary on the other. The idea was to have two vast opposing armies, each acting as the other's deterrent. That way ther could never be a war
Baldrick: But this is a sort of a war, isn't it sir?
Edmund: yes, that's right. You see, there was a tiny flaw in the plan.
George: What was that, sir?
Edmund: It was bollocks

[Eana Tanhì]

blackadder.

Edmund: You see, Baldrick, in order to prevent war in Europe, two superblocs developed: us, the French and the Russians on one side, and the Germans and Austro-Hungary on the other. The idea was to have two vast opposing armies, each acting as the other's deterrent. That way ther could never be a war
Baldrick: But this is a sort of a war, isn't it sir?
Edmund: yes, that's right. You see, there was a tiny flaw in the plan.
George: What was that, sir?
Edmund: It was bollocks

i've never watch it... it looks like fun though

[Tíngay outíngay]

"Bloody Elephants...stop sking on my roof!"
"I could kill you without a tray, or with a tray if I so wished!"
"I'm sorry, I've got to go. My grandmother is on fire"
"Tea & Cake or DEATH!!"
"I want brown bread...brown...brown bread...no, that's shredded wheat. Nevermind, I'll have marmalade with that"


"I'M COVERED IN BEES!!"

Name that comedian!

That would be eddie izzard, bloody funny man,
and here is where the quotes come from in order

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-kvcN2BB0U
Elephants and skiing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hp69rg6Hdlo
Death star canteen

Cant find a video for this one but its from "dress to kill"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAOLOGGftTY
Cake or death

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKLuLkLw20Y
Late night petrol shopping

and that is the lot

[Eana Taw atsawl]

"Bloody Elephants...stop sking on my roof!"
"I could kill you without a tray, or with a tray if I so wished!"
"I'm sorry, I've got to go. My grandmother is on fire"
"Tea & Cake or DEATH!!"
"I want brown bread...brown...brown bread...no, that's shredded wheat. Nevermind, I'll have marmalade with that"


"I'M COVERED IN BEES!!"

Name that comedian!

That would be eddie izzard, bloody funny man,
and here is where the quotes come from in order

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-kvcN2BB0U
Elephants and skiing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hp69rg6Hdlo
Death star canteen

Cant find a video for this one but its from "dress to kill"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAOLOGGftTY
Cake or death

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKLuLkLw20Y
Late night petrol shopping

and that is the lot

Full marks 

Blackadder quote: "Baldrick, you wouldn't see a cunning plan if it painted itself purple and danced naked on top of a harpsicord singing "Cunning plans are here again"."

[Txuraeyktan]

maps? Where is all the maps?
?maps eht lla si erehw. drater ?daeh ruoy htiw gniod uoy era tahw?

[Eywayä lì'u]

MAPS!?!?!

[Eana Taw atsawl]

Maps....

I like maps.... Damn useful things.

[Eywayä lì'u]

They help find things

things like lego

[bommel]

yeah lego land ^^