The "Explain That" game. [forum game]

[Lolet]

Because I broke it with my ninja skillz.

Why are my skillz so skill?

[Tsäroltxe te Eyrutì Tantse'itan]

Because I taught you.

Why are you less skilled than I am?

[Eyamsiyu]

Because I put my skills into epic drum-thrashing skillz!

Why is this post not ninja'd?

[Lolet]

I ninja-ed it so evilly because I'm mad at you for ass-banana stuffing.

Why am I an evil ninja?

[Tsäroltxe te Eyrutì Tantse'itan]

Because you ate people's faces today.

Why did I not eat people's faces?

[Lolet]

Because I ate them all before you.

Why is Tawtewng dead?

[Tsäroltxe te Eyrutì Tantse'itan]

Because you ate his face.

Why is Picklehenge so awesome?

[Lolet]

It's made out of pickles!

Where did the unicorns go over summer?

[Tsäroltxe te Eyrutì Tantse'itan]

My burgers.

Where is Waldo?

[Ekirä]

Narnia.


Why can't we all just get along?

[Eyamsiyu]

Because apparently I stuffed a banana up Rakan's butt.

Why do I feel like my life is ending whenever I see him now?

[Tsäroltxe te Eyrutì Tantse'itan]

Because you do.

Why am I leaving for a few minutes?

[Lolet]

Because Rakan got a banana stuffed up his but and is royally pissed.

What is my excellent Prank o' Vengeance for Eyamsiyu?

[überdoodlet]

Only time will tell...

What made him => so angry?

[Seykxetskxe te Vawm 'Ewan'ite (Kalin Kato)]

Someone smacked his behind. Why am I here so early?

[Eyamsiyu]

BECAUSE YOU LOVE LEARNING NA'VI!!! 

How am I going to protect myself from Rakan?

[Ekirä]

Yerik jerky.


Why do I like hot showers?

[Eyamsiyu]

Because, in conjunction with some soap and shampoo, you get all squeaky clean!!!

Why is my theory homework not done?

[Ekirä]

Because it hates you.


Why are leaves green?

[Eyamsiyu]

Because green is a sign of life.  And if the leaves are green, it means that the plants are alive.  Something I sure hope lasts forever.

Why can some people be so narrow-minded?