The "Explain That" game. [forum game]

[Tsuksìm atsawl (KaPTan)]

you get an acid that melts cheese to a perfect variety good for putting on nachos.

what's my favorite kind of cheese?

[Ekirä]

Gouda.


Who discovered the first cheese?

[Tsäroltxe te Eyrutì Tantse'itan]

Me!

Why does Roquefort growl at me?

[überdoodlet]

Why, Cheestopher Columbus told so!

How much cheese could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck cheese?

[Maria TunVrrtep]

LOL ...

The woodchuck would chuck as much cheese as it could in the time alotted.

How did we got on cheese to begin with?  Did I miss something?

[Eyamsiyu]

Yes, cheestmas.

1+1=?

[Tsuksìm atsawl (KaPTan)]

cheese.

['Oma Tirea]

Why didn't you ask a question?

Yes, cheestmas.

1+1=?

Windows 7!

Why is 13 unlucky and 7 lucky?

[Tsuksìm atsawl (KaPTan)]

because superstitions suck so hard

where did the phrase "cut the cheese" come from?

[guest6785]

To pass gas, or to fart. 
when someone sliced
into a new wheel of cheese, but most likely
a brick of Limburger cheese... which stinks
terribly despite it being fresh cheese.

(If you HAD smelled Limburger cheese before,
you know what I'm talking about!)
what are truffles?

['Oma Tirea]

Something to go along with a fine cheese

Where did the slang term "cheesy" come from?

[Maria TunVrrtep]

The cheese fairy first used it.

Why did I just say that?  It was just ... cheesy.

[guest6785]

total cheese in my view.
what is a groundel?weird

[Eyamsiyu]

Your answer:

Spoiler

Why didn't I bring my MacGamut disk to school?

[Seykxetskxe te Vawm 'Ewan'ite (Kalin Kato)]

Because I have it. Why does this practice room smell so bad?

['Oma Tirea]

Because you ate the chocolate.

Who discovered the first chocolate?

[Seykxetskxe te Vawm 'Ewan'ite (Kalin Kato)]

Willy Wonka. Why do we only have two arms?

[Tsuksìm atsawl (KaPTan)]

cause the others got in the way.

why is my picture so cute?

[Maria TunVrrtep]

Because Hallmark drew it?

Why am I sitting in class at the moment instead of at home?

[Ekirä]

Because the Almighty Pickle willed you to.


Why is Quaritch so heartless?