The "Explain That" game. [forum game]

Started by überdoodlet, September 22, 2010, 07:02:31 PM

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überdoodlet

Here's a relatively fun forum game I learned a while back.

Instruction: User A asks a question.
User B answers the question. It can be as long, short, truthful, or funny as you like.
After User B answers, they pose a new question.
User C answers and poses a new question.
And so on...

I'll start...

Why is the sky blue?

Niwantaw

Because there was an accident while it was being painted. It was supposed to be purple but some cheeky monkey switched the paints.


Why is there sheep?
Only mostly AWOL.

Seykxetskxe te Vawm 'Ewan'ite (Kalin Kato)

Because Trolls need someone to play with. Why does no one question the definition of definition?

Niwantaw

because that would cause a paradox that will turn the entire world into a cheese sandwich.


Why was twilight made... WHY??
Only mostly AWOL.

Seykxetskxe te Vawm 'Ewan'ite (Kalin Kato)

Because a woman was desiring a good man yet kind of freaky and decided to be a sad person and create a very mediocre love story that turned out being a magnet for *censored word choice* people. No, really. I don't know either. Why did the chicken cross the road?

Niwantaw

Because it was being chased by a chicken eating hippopotamus which had a phobia of roads

why have I spent so long on this forum?
Only mostly AWOL.

Seykxetskxe te Vawm 'Ewan'ite (Kalin Kato)

Because: a) it is awesome, regardless being slow lately, b) you can't seem to press "log off", c) you might be bored if you leave, d) you are procastinating something by being here, e) etc... :D Why are scary movies so, oh SO predictable?

Niwantaw

because being predictable makes them more terrifying.

I mean it wouldn't be scary if you didn't know that there was something to be scared of.


why is minecraft so addicting?
Only mostly AWOL.

Lolet

Because there's a secret plot to take over the world by addicting us to it.

Why does cheese sweat in the sun?

Seykxetskxe te Vawm 'Ewan'ite (Kalin Kato)

Because the Sun is a monster. Why does he eat sunblock?

Niwantaw

because it tastes like chicken


why is everything taking so long?
Only mostly AWOL.

Seykxetskxe te Vawm 'Ewan'ite (Kalin Kato)

Because life is never fair. Why isn't it cold yet?

Niwantaw

because you're on some alien planet. I'm freezing my butt off over here in england.

Why is it so cold here?
Only mostly AWOL.

Seykxetskxe te Vawm 'Ewan'ite (Kalin Kato)

Because you live in a cooler place than I do. Literally. Why are my neighbors always drunk and having parties when they are so....no offense, old?

Lolet

Because they want to feel young again!

Why are pumpkins so sexy?

Seykxetskxe te Vawm 'Ewan'ite (Kalin Kato)

Because....can't tell you. Promised them I wouldn't. Why are owls so adorable?

Lolet

Because they are fluffio!

Why are pickle boxers so lovely?

Seykxetskxe te Vawm 'Ewan'ite (Kalin Kato)

Because they are boxers AND have food on them XD Why is he in love with seahorses?

Sіr. Ηaxalot

Because.... he likes them?

What are pickelboxers anyways?

Lolet

Boxers with pickles on them.

Why are brothers so smelly!