The quotes of the day

[Txantslusam Skxawng]

''You can never have enough ammo.'' - Some weapon salemen guy in Mafia II

[Seze Mune]

If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. -- Dave Barry

[Seze Mune]

The greatest way to live with honor in this world is to be what we pretend to be.  ~ Socrates

[Syulang]

Life isn't waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning to dance in the rain.
~ Not sure who by.

[Seze Mune]

"Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking."  — Dave Barry

['Oma Tirea]

Fact: space does not exist.
The first person to prove cow's milk was drinkable was very thirsty.
89% of magic tricks are not magic.  Effectively they are sorcery.
Before the invention of scrambled eggs in 1920, the traditional breakfast was either whole eggs still in the shell, or scrambled rocks.
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xD

[Txantslusam Skxawng]

Me: ''I got Windows 7 on it.''

My friend: ''I got Windows 7 Ulimate on it.''


Some guys then says:

''I got Windows 95..''

-_-'

[Seze Mune]

"Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night."  — Dave Barry

[Seze Mune]

It is strange to be known so universally and yet to be so lonely. ~ Albert Einstein

[Syulang]

I believe in the compelling power of love. I do not understand it. I believe it to be the most fragrant blossom of all this thorny existence.
~ Theodore Dreiser

['Oma Tirea]

The best solution to a problem is usually the easiest one.

[Txantslusam Skxawng]

''Now comes the hard part.''

[Seze Mune]

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

[Seze Mune]

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

[Syulang]

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

My Sempul says this all the time xD.

[Eywa'eveng-tìranyu]

"In the last time, my short-time memory gets weaker, but my long-time memory gets much better!" - "Yes?" - "Yes, you know, in the last time my short-time memory gets weaker, but my long-time memory gets much better!" - Oh yes..."

[Txantslusam Skxawng]

''My heart goes out to all of the families who lost loved ones on this day''

[Hufwe ta'em]

Don't try to do it, DO IT ! - My self

[Txantslusam Skxawng]

Don't try this at home, do it at a friends place!

[Seze Mune]

Do or do not.  There is no try. ~ Yoda

How true.