The quotes of the day

[Takmeyalan te Tsu'erak 'Ewfwefpìkxap'itan]

YOU. ARE. A......
person.
-Ci Ci

[Txantslusam Skxawng]

''This is the best YouTube channel!
-A random person and probably a unreliable youtuber.''

Its actually like that

[Teyl Maktoyu Ayfìwopxä]

"The only thing somebody should do when he's depressed is regain selfrespect" -Me

['Oma Tirea]

[CENSORED]

Stop censing me!  I make sense!

[Na'vin Nos'feratxu]

Knowing the Truth when you see it, is the same as knowing a Lie when you see it. So just be honest...
-Me

[Puvomun]

[CENSORED]

Stop censing me!  I make sense!

Apparently you make more cense.

In the absence of touching and being touched, people of all ages can sicken and grow touch-starved.
- Diane Ackerman

[Na'vin Nos'feratxu]

I love how, in scary movies, the person yells out, "Hello?" As if the bad guy is gonna be like, "Yeah, I'm in the kitchen! Want a sandwich?

[Takmeyalan te Tsu'erak 'Ewfwefpìkxap'itan]

"I'd like to thank the academy."

               -Tyler Durdan

[Txantslusam Skxawng]

When two enemies fight each other

Pistols always land equidistant between enemies...
Science can't explain why

[Txantslusam Skxawng]

''Trust me, I'm an engineer.''

[Na'vin Nos'feratxu]

Courage, above all things, is the first quality of a warrior.
-Karl Von Clausewitz

[Txantslusam Skxawng]

''Noooooooo!! Not the red barrel!!''

''Why not??''

''Everybody knows if you shoot the red barrel, it explodes!!''

''Oh crap! I already pulled the trigger!!..''

''Then why ins't it ex.....''

*explosion*

[Seze Mune]

What is the square root of a pork chop? (heard the comment in a vid interview of a physicist)

[Vur’evenge]

Old minds think: "If it didn't work last year, let's do MORE of it this year."  New minds think: "If it didn't work last year, let's do something ELSE this year."

Daniel Quinn - Beyond Civilization

[Seze Mune]

My toilet paper packaging says "recycled" ffs sake gimme a break. ~ Ken Smith

[Na'vin Nos'feratxu]

"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women."
— Conan the Barbarian

[Seze Mune]

If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles. If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat. If you know neither the enemy nor yourself, you will succumb in every battle.

- Sun Tzu

[Seze Mune]

"Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves."  ~ Albert Einstein

[Na'vin Nos'feratxu]

"Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves."  ~ Albert Einstein

^ Fi'u

[Seze Mune]

"Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love."  ~ Albert Einstein