The quotes of the day

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Hufwe ta'em

Dr.House: People don't get what they deserve. They get what they get. And there's nothing anyone can do about it.


Sіr. Ηaxalot

"If you play "joy ride" with a 12 year old, does that count as pedophilia?"
      - SirHaxalot

Lolet

"We worship a dancing peanut!"

Spongebob!

Niwantaw

"When you kill one... It is a tragedy.
When you kill ten million, it is a statistic"
- Josef  Stalin
Only mostly AWOL.

Hufwe ta'em

"Saying there appears to be some clotting is like saying there's a traffic jam ahead. Is it a ten-car pile up, or just a really slow bus in the center lane? And if it is a bus, is that bus thrombotic or embolic? I think I pushed the metaphor too far." - Dr. House


'Oma Tirea

Quote from: Tawtewng...all you have to do is throw yourself at the ground
...and miss.

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ÌTXTSTXRR!!

Srake serar le'Ìnglìsìa lì'fyayä aylì'ut?  Nari si älofoniru rutxe!!

'Oma Tirea

Quote from: Guess whoKivä ko!! kä! kä!

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ÌTXTSTXRR!!

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Hufwe ta'em

Dr. Gregory House: Everybody lies.


Yayo

Suzanne Weyn: 'Your life is an occasion, rise to it"

Martin Luther King, JR: "The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy"


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Hufwe ta'em

SIR CAN I SEE YOUR ID CARD PLEASE - The security Gard in my Building


Ekirä

Thank you for shopping at the Home Depot. -- the automated checkout machine at the Home Depot

Eanikran

Quote from: Billie Joe Armstrong of Green DayYou just gotta live in the f**kin' moment, you know?


kyle katarn

one of my favorite quotes comes from a scene in a book. they have been talking about each other for a couple of pages now, but this part is the moment which makes me stop,
"Not afraid. I knew you were a person who.... wouldn't be forced.... well yes, I was afraid. I was afraid of you.Not of making a mistake. I knew it wasn't a mistake. But you were--yourself. You aren't like most people, you know. I was afraid of you because you were my equal!" (Takver, p.181-82)

Ursulak LeGuin, Dispossessed

Txur’Itan

Sausage or Veg? - British Airways, Food Service.
私は太った男だ。


Ekirä

Can I pet your dog? - Hundreds of different random strangers

Eanikran

Quote from: Whatsername, Green Day songThought I ran into you down on the street,
Then it turned out to only be a dream


Niwantaw

Strategic launch detected

  shortly before you lose in SupCom2.(unless you remembered the anti nukes)
Only mostly AWOL.

Tsäroltxe te Eyrutì Tantse'itan

"Ooh, look, those tables are carbon atoms, as 4 out of the 8 chairs are occupied!"
"Why, they are!  Let's get some hydrogen tables over there."
"Yeah, but if there are only 3 then we'll need a double-bond."
"Hmmm, very true."

Me and a friend during lunch a few days ago. ;D


Pxelsam

"As they say the enemy of my enemy....
is tall dark and ugly!?"
2 soldiers talking after seeing a Protoss for the first time.

"Theres a Protoss the need mouth to mou .... well... mouth to... something"
Medic.
both from SC

Pxelsam

Dreamlight

Rose, oh reiner Widerspruch, Lust,
Niemandes Schlaf zu sein unter soviel
Lidern.

     --Rainer Rilke (self-written epitaph)
http://www.reverbnation.com/inkubussukkubus
"Peace on Earth" was all it said.