The vending machine (Forum Game)

[Meuia te Stxeli Tstew'itan]

you get yogourt.

I put in a screwdriver.

[Niwantaw]

you get an electric one

i put in a "build your own AMP suit kit"

[Ikranä mokri]

you get an AMP suit

i put in a lump of coal

[Niwantaw]

you get a WANING notice
"WARNING YOU ARE TOO BORING THEREFORE THIS DIVICE WILL NOW EAT YOU)

*sound of machine eating Twonyu Ikranä*

Ding!
*a (hopefully more intresting Twonyu Ikranä appears*

i put in a cheese flavoured chicken

[DarkWolf896]

You get back a live chicken made of cheese....


I put in my review of Alice in wonderland ..it was so so....

[Ikranä mokri]

you get good and jhonny depp in full outfit

i put in a copy of teh illiad in acient greek

[Niwantaw]

the machine spits it out and says
"sorry cannot read this document please upgrade translator"

*i add the translator*

i put the book back in

['Tsamsiyu]

The machine interprets the book wrong and comes up with

'The Illiad by Homer J. Simpson'

I put in a tub of vaseline and a cake.

[Elektrolurch]

You don't get anything, the machine is buggy.

I put in my MacBook

[Niwantaw]

you get a craooy little net book
meanwhile my net book disapeares and a shiny new macbook appears


i put in a BIG RED SHINY BUTTON

[omängum fra'uti]

You get global thermonuclear war.

I put in a nickel.

[Niwantaw]

you get a rouble
(i think i spelt that right)

i put in england

[Elektrolurch]

You get Ireland.

I put in myself.

[Niwantaw]

you get ME (somehow)

i put in a lasgun

[Ikranä mokri]

you get  a heavy bolter

i put in all the tea in china

[omängum fra'uti]

You get no tea.

I put in all the coffee in Cuba.

[Ikranä mokri]

you get cigars

i put in bill gates

[Niwantaw]

you get a copy of windows Vista

i put the heavy bolter back in

[omängum fra'uti]

You get a lasgun

I put in a copy of Windows 1.0

[Elektrolurch]

You get millions of errors.

I put in ... a useful idea.