the zombie survival guide

[Niwantaw]

the guide recomends a M1A1 carbine or a M1 garand
or if you have to use an assault rife (which it recommends not to) to use and AK-47
and to all you M16 lovers.... this book really hates them.... for good reasons
and the uzis are pointless because they will use up all your ammo too quickly and they are too heavy for use as a side arm

[Duma Vadamee {Aungia Tsawkeyä}]

god your really negitive...

[Niwantaw]

no i'm overly serious

AND THIS INFO MAY SAVE YOUR LIFE

when the zombies appear

now go and buy it!
and it is called the zombie survival guide

[Txuraeyktan]

Alright here is my updated zombie protection,
A-50 calaber Blackpowder rifle 5 shot clip
B-Grenades
C-shotgun
D-Large sword
E-C4
F-little bit'o food
G-My dog
H-Possibly a nuke...just incase....
I-water
J-Torture... my annoying cousin.
K-my guitar.
L-STUFF!

[Eywayä lì'u]

I think I've memorised like all the information in that book! apart from the exact details of the guns, And now that I need to live closer to my local cash and carry, that warehouse could be useful....

[Niwantaw]

Alright here is my updated zombie protection,
E-C4
H-Possibly a nuke...just incase....

we're sorry to announce this section of the survival guide

question: what could be better than hurling a hand grenade at a mass of approaching zombies?
answer almost anything.

[Col Quaritch]

Zombie Food group just so you understand

[Skxe Eywaftu]

Zombie Food group just so you understand

AWWW ITS ADORABLE ... AS GRUESOME AS IT IS

lol!

[Txuraeyktan]

Oh now that i read the book i get stuffs now...
But truthfully a actually do have some good stuff when zombies try to kill us all...
A) british 303 *aka british lee enfield* (bolt action high power and accuracy)
B).22 rimfire semiauto rifle
C)food
D)water
F) a attik with one enterence and plenty of room.
G) For when i get surrounded 3 shotguns (semi auto.....)

[Txantslusam Skxawng]

So in a summary, the most important thing is a gun, best an rifle, and I dont think being a sneaky bastard will help, because the zombies can smell you, right?

[Txuraeyktan]

I don't think this is just me but what ever.
Yesterday Me my old man and my older bro went out to do some work in the woods right? Well I was out there my brother gave me a gift... A MACHETTE! and thats not the weird part. I was up in my attic and found a box so i opened it up. There was a total layout to some place in africa that nobody lived in and about 2000 .22 rimfire shells. i think it is a sign. After reading this book here is my thought 2012 - class 4
Im prepared but just incase everybody come to my house and bring guns and twinkies ( Zombieland FTW )

[Niwantaw]

i would recommend this guide to anyone who participates in the skype chat...

there has been an invasion of the zombie O_O